IM Quote Thread.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:00 pm

Unbalanced wrote:

I don't even know how she does that.

Showed this to some classmates. We all lost.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:02 pm

I lose every time I see it

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:03 pm

Kalekemo wrote:I lose every time I see it

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:11 pm

:awesome:

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:12 am

Not an IM, but:

I was looking at kitten pictures, and set KITTENS as my status. And then... I realized.
That animal creeps the PISS out of me.

impmon08 · Post by **impmon08** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:14 am

18:44 impmon08 : you know what i just thought of
18:45 Kalekemo : Kamina?
18:45 impmon08 : legends of the hidden temple mod for L4D
18:45 impmon08 : i'd play it, man
18:45 Kalekemo : HELL YEAH
18:45 impmon08 : only instead of temple guards they're tanks
18:45 Kalekemo : Reminds me of that TF2 greifing video where the guy blocked the entrance and only let people through when they answered correctly to his questions
18:45 Kalekemo : His screen name was Olmec
18:46 impmon08 : so like the first part would be that getting across the moat thing
18:46 Kalekemo : I miss that show
18:46 impmon08 : then you'd skip the steps of knowledge because i dunno how to add that to a zombie attack
18:46 Kalekemo : idk
18:46 impmon08 : so it'd be three rounds of temple games, i dunno which ones
18:46 Kalekemo : You'd have to get Olmec in there though
18:46 impmon08 : then finale is just temple it'self
Dark (voice): The Temple guards would be hunters.
18:47 impmon08 : oh my yes hunters would work better
18:47 Kalekemo : True
18:47 Kalekemo : And the temple would have a ton of death traps
18:47 impmon08 : i really need to get someone to do this
18:47 Kalekemo : Yeah
18:47 impmon08 : man i'd seriously pay for it if it was good enough
18:47 Kalekemo : Idk about paying, but stealing it, hell yeah
18:48 Kalekemo : NA, I'd pay
18:48 impmon08 : but it's gotta have that gnome chompski guy
18:48 Kalekemo : You can't sell proletariats
18:48 impmon08 : or something
18:48 impmon08 : i dont know
18:48 impmon08 : as the treasure
18:48 impmon08 : and you only win if you get through the gate (that campagin's rescue) with him in your hands
18:48 Kalekemo : The treasure would be a shitload of ammo
18:49 Kalekemo : Health and ammo
18:49 Kalekemo : AND THEN A GIANT OLMEC WOULD FUCKIGN RESCUE YOU
18:49 zachy : and peelz
18:49 Kalekemo : OLMEC SMAAAAAAAAAAASH
18:50 impmon08 : goddamn somebody's gotta get on this

i dunno, i thought it'd be cool.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:34 am

[12:30:52 PM] HOO-HAH!: you just want to have a threesome with a nine year old, a ten year old, and their mom, don't you
[12:31:11 PM] Angus Grape: very yes

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:37 am

Have you met my good friend Chris?

I just had to.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:53 am

impmon08 wrote:
18:44 impmon08 : you know what i just thought of
18:45 Kalekemo : Kamina?
18:45 impmon08 : legends of the hidden temple mod for L4D
18:45 impmon08 : i'd play it, man
18:45 Kalekemo : HELL YEAH
18:45 impmon08 : only instead of temple guards they're tanks
18:45 Kalekemo : Reminds me of that TF2 greifing video where the guy blocked the entrance and only let people through when they answered correctly to his questions
18:45 Kalekemo : His screen name was Olmec
18:46 impmon08 : so like the first part would be that getting across the moat thing
18:46 Kalekemo : I miss that show
18:46 impmon08 : then you'd skip the steps of knowledge because i dunno how to add that to a zombie attack
18:46 Kalekemo : idk
18:46 impmon08 : so it'd be three rounds of temple games, i dunno which ones
18:46 Kalekemo : You'd have to get Olmec in there though
18:46 impmon08 : then finale is just temple it'self
Dark (voice): The Temple guards would be hunters.
18:47 impmon08 : oh my yes hunters would work better
18:47 Kalekemo : True
18:47 Kalekemo : And the temple would have a ton of death traps
18:47 impmon08 : i really need to get someone to do this
18:47 Kalekemo : Yeah
18:47 impmon08 : man i'd seriously pay for it if it was good enough
18:47 Kalekemo : Idk about paying, but stealing it, hell yeah
18:48 Kalekemo : NA, I'd pay
18:48 impmon08 : but it's gotta have that gnome chompski guy
18:48 Kalekemo : You can't sell proletariats
18:48 impmon08 : or something
18:48 impmon08 : i dont know
18:48 impmon08 : as the treasure
18:48 impmon08 : and you only win if you get through the gate (that campagin's rescue) with him in your hands
18:48 Kalekemo : The treasure would be a shitload of ammo
18:49 Kalekemo : Health and ammo
18:49 Kalekemo : AND THEN A GIANT OLMEC WOULD FUCKIGN RESCUE YOU
18:49 zachy : and peelz
18:49 Kalekemo : OLMEC SMAAAAAAAAAAASH
18:50 impmon08 : goddamn somebody's gotta get on this
i dunno, i thought it'd be cool.

I just had to play video games and miss this conversation.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:57 am

Best idea for a mod EVAR!!!!

OLMEC SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:36 pm

This isn't that funny but it was funny for me and my friends.

Wait.
[10:00:24] Not brothel: oollolol
[10:00:45] Not brothel: uui p
[10:00:45 | Edited 10:00:46] Not brothel: -h67nj;/'
[10:01:00] Not brothel: sorry
[10:01:01] Not brothel: I am in class
[10:01:07] Not brothel: that was some guy
[10:01:07] Le Trygve Baconized: Why so British?
[10:01:22 | Edited 10:01:36] Not brothel: british girl to the right says she sexy for you
[10:01:44] Le Trygve Baconized: Tell him: "Trygve vil komme og ta deg!"
[10:01:51] Not brothel: its a girl
[10:01:52] Not brothel: ok
[10:01:53] Not brothel: wait
[10:02:41] Not brothel: she says
[10:02:49] Not brothel: she wants
[10:02:51] Not brothel: to poo
[10:02:54] Not brothel: on your face
[10:03:12] Le Trygve Baconized: .I Odin is not pleased.
[10:03:28] Not brothel: I dont care about your french gods
[10:04:14] Le Trygve Baconized: I am Norwegian gods dammit! You are the french one here, brit.
[10:04:35] Not brothel: that makes sense
[10:04:41] Le Trygve Baconized: You are in the AZ chat.
[10:05:11] Not brothel: TOO LATE
[10:05:13] Not brothel: GOOD BYE
[10:05:16] Not brothel: <3333333333333333333333333333333333

She also said that Foo was weird.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:17 pm

Putt-Putt says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVNTVeZ1GtU THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOOOOTTTHHHHHEERRRRRRRRRR
turn down your volume by the way
RIGHT BEHIND YOUUUUUUUU
The Big Cheese! says:
MOTHER
BWAAAH
Putt-Putt says:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. MY PETIT SCHOFLOUR"
this is how we will speak french to each other
AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS
The Big Cheese! says:
SPEAK FRENCH AT THE TOP OF LUNGS
Putt-Putt says:
I'LL GET YOU BACK, MY PETIT SCHOFLOUR
what
where'd the im quote thread go
NVM
smurt

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:51 pm

impmon08 · Post by **impmon08** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:23 pm

[11:16:31 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: dude
[11:16:52 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: make like, a fuckin shotgun that shoots fireballs
[11:16:55 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: :awesome:
[11:17:05 AM] Threeve: no i wanna take three guns and make a sandvich out of them
[11:17:05 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: all over the place
[11:17:07 AM] Threeve: thinik about it
[11:17:09 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: not like the flare gun
[11:17:09 AM] Threeve: a sandvich
[11:17:11 AM] Threeve: made of guns
[11:17:11 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: gunvich
[11:17:17 AM] Pavel Andreievich Chekov: GUNVICH
[11:17:25 AM] Threeve: gunvich should be cannon

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:45 pm

Jacob says:
So you take it bodaciously if someone says "Go fuck yourself" ?
Lyra says:
and those guys lay eggs
oh jeez
nice timing

I make it my mission in life to have the most awkward conversations ever. This isn't even the half of it.

Lyra says:
secret mexican
you're a secret mexican
Jacob says:
Nope
I don't have Swine Flu
Lyra says:
...woah
dude
too soon
Jacob says:
LOL

look megan fox
Jacob says:
I was with her last night
Lyra says:
....durr