Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:25 am
[10:23:25 PM] Lyrasen: I AM NOT A JEW
[10:23:29 PM] CinnaBoN: hi
[10:23:31 PM] Lyrasen: DAMMIT
AWKWARD ZOMBIE
usually not funny
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:00 am
[5:42:48 PM] Invincible Mutant: hey
[5:42:52 PM] Invincible Mutant: you're a dickgirl, right?
[5:43:10 PM] Yeili: Yo
[5:43:36 PM] Yeili: No.
[5:43:43 PM] Yeili: I am a chick.
[5:43:48 PM] Yeili: With a vagina.
[5:43:52 PM] Invincible Mutant: ...
[5:43:54 PM] Invincible Mutant: and a dick, too?
[5:43:56 PM] Yeili: No.
I do this to everyone
[5:42:52 PM] Invincible Mutant: you're a dickgirl, right?
[5:43:10 PM] Yeili: Yo
[5:43:36 PM] Yeili: No.
[5:43:43 PM] Yeili: I am a chick.
[5:43:48 PM] Yeili: With a vagina.
[5:43:52 PM] Invincible Mutant: ...
[5:43:54 PM] Invincible Mutant: and a dick, too?
[5:43:56 PM] Yeili: No.
I do this to everyone
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:55 am
Madeline: PEELS HERE!
Natalie: PEELZ THERE
PEELZ EVERYWHERE
Trygve: *Plays the Fever theme from Dr. Mario*
Ian:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knloGmZM ... =mv-google Chill theme is better.
Trygve: THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR CHILLIN' RELAXING ALL COOL!
Natalie: AND SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
Ian: WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKIN TROUBLE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
Trygve: I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED!
Natalie: SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR
Trygve: I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
Natalie: THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR
Kerby: IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS CAB WAS RARE
Trygve: BUT I THOUGH "NOW FORGET IT. YO, HOMES TO BEL-AIR!"
Natalie: PEELZ THERE
PEELZ EVERYWHERE
Trygve: *Plays the Fever theme from Dr. Mario*
Ian:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knloGmZM ... =mv-google Chill theme is better.
Trygve: THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR CHILLIN' RELAXING ALL COOL!
Natalie: AND SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
Ian: WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKIN TROUBLE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
Trygve: I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED!
Natalie: SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR
Trygve: I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
Natalie: THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR
Kerby: IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS CAB WAS RARE
Trygve: BUT I THOUGH "NOW FORGET IT. YO, HOMES TO BEL-AIR!"
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:34 pm
Beautiful
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:35 pm
PEEEEELZ!Tatzel wrote:Beautiful
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:37 pm
It brings a tear to my e-
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLZ.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLZ.
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:39 pm
*Turns on the radio on random and Dr. Mario's Fever theme starts playing."Torizo wrote:It brings a tear to my e-
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLZ.
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:40 pm
(What message is more instant than one in real life?)
Me : OH GOD. I'VE RESERVED SPIRIT TRACKS.
Friend : ...yeah? and?
Me : I'm going to get the stutues. Link and the Phantom. I need to prepare.
Friend : Prepare what? A space?
Me : No, to have a massive NERDGASM in a eight days.
Friend : Oh god, I hate that word, can't you say something else?
Me : ... Geekjaculate?
Me : OH GOD. I'VE RESERVED SPIRIT TRACKS.
Friend : ...yeah? and?
Me : I'm going to get the stutues. Link and the Phantom. I need to prepare.
Friend : Prepare what? A space?
Me : No, to have a massive NERDGASM in a eight days.
Friend : Oh god, I hate that word, can't you say something else?
Me : ... Geekjaculate?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:42 pm
Geekjaculation is serious business.
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:45 pm
Then where is all the cosplay porn with Samus?Shoolis wrote:Geekjaculation is serious business.
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:46 pm
Can't unsee.
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:47 pm
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!Torizo wrote:Can't unsee.
I know I do...
I wonder how it would be if Lady Gaga dressed up as Samus
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:48 pm
My morph balls are dropping bombs! POWER BOMBS!!!Not not Trygve wrote:Then where is all the cosplay porn with Samus?Shoolis wrote:Geekjaculation is serious business.
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:28 am
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:49 am
I didn't get lost I just ended up taking longer than I thought! D:
This is funnier if you just look at the procession of pictures.
This is funnier if you just look at the procession of pictures.
[9:23:05 PM] *** Toribill has changed the conversation picture. ***
[9:23:09 PM] Toribill: here we go
[9:23:10 PM] Shellis: YES
[9:23:11 PM] The Big Cheese: Yep
[9:23:16 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: THAT FACE
[9:23:17 PM] Shellis: Look at that magnificent butt-chin
[9:23:20 PM] *** The Idiotic Oracle has changed the conversation picture. ***
[9:23:29 PM] Toribill: I WORKED HARD ON THAT BUTT CHIN
[9:23:46 PM] Shellis: As a fellow butt-chin, I have to give you props for a job well done
[9:23:48 PM] *** Toribill has changed the conversation picture. ***
[9:23:52 PM] Shellis: I like the procession of pictures
[9:23:57 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: PILLS HERE
[9:23:57 PM] Shellis: FAP TO THAT
[9:24:04 PM] The Idiotic Oracle faps
[9:24:13 PM] The Big Cheese faps Oracle
[9:24:14 PM] *** The Idiotic Oracle has changed the conversation picture. ***
[9:24:26 PM] Smokarles: I like how I keep making coins just by buying things
[9:24:39 PM] *** Toribill has changed the conversation picture. ***
[9:24:43 PM] Toribill: TROLL'D
[9:24:50 PM] Shellis: oh bb
[9:24:52 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: Oh Gene Wilder
[9:24:53 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: <3
[9:24:59 PM] Toribill: That's my steam picture now
[9:25:09 PM] *** The Idiotic Oracle has changed the conversation picture. ***
[9:25:12 PM] Unzoey: He looks like such a jackass in that picture
[9:25:13 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: I LOVE
[9:25:15 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: GENE WILDER
[9:25:20 PM] The Idiotic Oracle faps harder
[9:25:20 PM] Toribill: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
