AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[Insert Fail] wrote:

[2:14:54 PM] Torizo: Fighting trolls by moonlight
[2:15:43 PM] Trenny: Winning flames by daylight
[2:16:14 PM] Torizo: Never running from a flame war
[2:16:42 PM] Insert Fail: They are the AZ Forum Scouts

[2:59:54 PM] Lolita: it goes Venus, Mercury, Mars, and Jupiter in that order
[3:00:07 PM] Lolita: you forgot Odds ;-;
[3:00:17 PM] Torizo: I'm dying, Odds
[3:00:27 PM] Trenny: I'm crying, Odds
[3:00:42 PM] Torizo: I'm prying, Odds
[3:01:32 PM] Chilly-C: I'm spying, Odds
[3:02:12 PM] Lolita: I'm OH GOD AH NOT THE FIRE ODDS
[3:02:32 PM] Torizo: NOT THE CLIFF NOT THE CLIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[3:02:50 PM] Lolita: AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ODDS ;_______________________;

Shoolis wrote:In the name of the moon, what's going on here?

Me and Foofles wrote: Plasma: Hyrule Librarian!
Plasma: wait
Plasma: no
Plasma: err
Hymen Liberator: haha
Plasma: anyway, DoW2?
Hymen Liberator: no, my internet is bad again
Hymen Liberator: but
Plasma: u suk
Hymen Liberator: i can offer you a high-five
Hymen Liberator: o/
Plasma: .o
Plasma: bad internet guys don't get high fives
Hymen Liberator: left me hanging bro
Plasma: only bad internet girls!
Hymen Liberator: wait
Hymen Liberator: o.
Hymen Liberator: bro pound
Plasma: \o
Plasma: too slow
Hymen Liberator:

[8:35:01 PM] President: Sherlock Mander strikes again
[8:35:03 PM] Wooper: another brilliant deduction, sherlock mander

[9:22:23 PM] Game Angel: maybe I should do one on Back to the Future instead
[9:22:45 PM] Game Angel: It would give me an excuse to see it again
[9:22:54 PM] Game Angel: Hopefully it's on demand still...
[9:32:23 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Michael J. Fox's mortal enemy is the etch-a-sketch. Because of Parkinson's.
[9:32:27 PM] Game Angel: FINALLY

SO
[1:12:41 AM] The Big Cheese: ONCE UPON A TIME
[1:12:51 AM] The Big Cheese: THERE WAS A MAGICAL BUNNY KINGDOM
[1:13:09 AM] The Big Cheese: And in this kingdom, it was ruled by Loli Queen of the Bunnies
[1:13:30 AM] The Big Cheese: One day, Darkypoo, of the kitty kitten cuddly kins empire came to her
[1:13:48 AM] The Big Cheese: "ohi i maed dis for u" and gave Loli cupcakes
[1:13:57 AM] The Big Cheese: Loli said "nomnomnom"
[1:14:24 AM | Edited 1:14:30 AM] The Big Cheese: But then, Trennykins, of the puppy poopins empire came and stole the cupcakes
[1:14:51 AM] The Big Cheese: "nooo deys stealin mah cuppin sweet cakes sadface" Loli said tearfully
[1:15:20 AM] The Big Cheese: Darkypoo said, "NOT ON MY WATCH. I EAT EVIL FOR BREAKFAST" and equipped a cape
[1:15:42 AM | Edited 1:15:46 AM] The Big Cheese: He flew out the window after trennykins, only to fall because he could not actually fly
[1:15:59 AM] The Big Cheese: This is important to remember, he thought to himself
[1:16:26 AM] The Big Cheese: Trennykins put on a fake mustache and twirled it and hobbled off with the cupcakes on her head
[1:16:41 AM] The Big Cheese: Loli hopped up on Darkypoos shoulders and raced after Trennykins
[1:17:07 AM] The Big Cheese: "advenchuuuuuure" Loli said, waving her tiny arms in the air
[1:18:03 AM] The Big Cheese: Darkypoo caught up with Trennykins and told her she was being mean
[1:18:22 AM] The Big Cheese: Trennykins was sadface and said "i only wnt friends lols"
[1:18:43 AM] The Big Cheese: Darkypoo and Loli said they'd be Trennykins friends
[1:19:07 AM] The Big Cheese: Trennykins bounced around happily and they all went back to Loli's castle and had Darkypoos delicious cupcakes
[1:19:09 AM] The Big Cheese: The End

[1:23:24 AM] Torizo: ONE ABOUT ME BEING SUPER AWESOME AND SAVING EVERYONE IN L4D
[1:23:40 AM] Torizo: AND PROVING MYSELF LIKE A REEL SAILOR SCOOT

[1:24:02 AM] The Big Cheese: Once upon a time
[1:24:14 AM] The Big Cheese: In a pop flyin' magical kingdom
[1:24:20 AM] The Big Cheese: Zombies had ravaged the land
[1:24:44 AM] The Big Cheese: Sailor Torizo, the fearles leader of a ragtag group of survivors was leading a charge towards a safehouse
[1:25:13 AM] The Big Cheese: "DUN WRRY I SAVE U GUYS" Cafall said, running around shooting walls
[1:25:44 AM] The Big Cheese: "I CAN'T FIND ANY FIRE, I AM DEFENSELESS, NO MOLOTOVS AT ALL SADFACE" Dark said running in circles.
[1:26:40 AM] The Big Cheese: "IF ONLY WE HAD A STRONG, FEARLESS LEADER TO SAVE US ALLLL" Sheila said, hitting a car alarm.
[1:27:26 AM] The Big Cheese: Just then, a motorcycle was heard revving. It was Sailor Torizo! Cigar in her mouth and a shotgun in each hand, she rode her motorcycle off a ramp and into a group of zombies.
[1:27:56 AM] The Big Cheese: She blasted them away by the handful, saving each of the survivors from a horrible demise.
[1:28:19 AM] The Big Cheese: Just then, a Tank busted through a car barricade, screaming for blood
[1:28:39 AM] The Big Cheese: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUH!" it yelled, throwing a car at the survivors.
[1:29:15 AM] The Big Cheese: Torizo mearly stood there as the car crashed towards her. Unmoving,the car landed and skidded to halt right before her. To afraid to hit her.
[1:30:09 AM] The Big Cheese: Torizo leaped out and fired her shotguns at the Tanks face. "Let God sort em out", she said smirking.
[1:30:46 AM] The Big Cheese: A scream filled the area as more zombies piled into the block and charged after them.
[1:30:57 AM] The Big Cheese: "GO, I SHALL HOLD THEM OFF" Torizo said, firing at the horde.
[1:31:20 AM] The Big Cheese: Dark, Sheila and Cafall ambled into the safe house, watching Torizoget swarmed.
[1:31:40 AM] The Big Cheese: "OH I can't watch! If only we were so amazing!" Sheila said overlydramatic.
[1:31:58 AM] The Big Cheese: As they huddled in a corner, unable to wathc, everything was quiet.
[1:32:18 AM] The Big Cheese: Just then Torizo walked in covered in blood, smiling.
[1:32:35 AM] The Big Cheese: "Sailor Torizo, I thought you were dead!" Cafall said.
[1:33:03 AM] The Big Cheese: "Heh. Gonna take more than some snot nosed zombies to take me out" she said.
[1:33:33 AM] The Big Cheese: "Who are you? We only know you by your sailor scout name!" Dark said.
[1:34:09 AM] The Big Cheese: "Just look around. My name's everywhere. It should be obvious no zombie is safe from Chicago Torizo".
[1:34:12 AM] The Big Cheese: THE END