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Knife Firing Fun (3:36:14 PM): also a black kid was eating my hand today
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:15 PM): THE DEVOURER OF CHILDREN
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:16 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:17 PM): why
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:18 PM): .....
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:20 PM): NICE TIMING
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:21 PM): YES
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:23 PM): OH GOD
you don't wanna know how this conversation started

and then it continued:
Ferret Buccaneer (4:16:03 PM): and are you sure
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:04 PM): ...
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:06 PM): well alright then
Ferret Buccaneer (4:16:07 PM): he's not special ed
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:13 PM): well uh
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:13 PM): he's black so
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:17 PM): wow okay that did not come out right
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[9:52:16 PM] BoNlawd: Guys
[9:52:20 PM] BoNlawd: how much would 1000 arrows be
[9:52:26 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Oh god, looking at that sentence, my brain is apparently frozen, too
[9:52:33 PM] Lolita: Stop that
[9:52:35 PM] Lolita: uh
[9:52:37 PM] Lolita: in
[9:52:39 PM] Lolita: what, BoN
[9:52:41 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: THEY WOULD BE ONE HUNDRED MILLION, BILLION DOLLARS
[9:52:44 PM] BoNlawd: Like
[9:52:46 PM] BoNlawd: how big
[9:52:50 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Sefenestrator2.0 puts pinky up to mouth.
[9:53:01 PM] Lolita: how big
AS BIG AS MY DICK
[9:53:10 PM] BoNlawd: ...So not at all?
[9:53:14 PM] BoNlawd: Inexistent arrows?
[9:53:16 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Probably
[9:53:17 PM] BoNlawd: I shall have to research into this.
[9:53:19 PM] Lolita: I love you guys
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[9:42:23 PM] BoNlawd: [9:27:01 PM] Pirate: where in the world did bon run off to
[9:27:42 PM] President: Now that's a question.
[9:27:50 PM] President: says she's still logged in.
[9:30:44 PM] Pirate: she's probably off doing asian things
[9:30:52 PM] Pirate: meditating under a waterfall
[9:30:55 PM] Pirate: painting
[9:30:59 PM] Pirate: that kind of thing
[9:31:10 PM] President: Killing people with her bare hands
[9:31:14 PM] Pirate: yeah
[9:34:16 PM] BoNlawd: I am
[9:34:17 PM] BoNlawd: actually
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Post by lyra/dicks »

[11:11:40 PM] BoNlawd: with a dick?
[11:11:41 PM] Pirate: your mother will feel it
I lol'd more at this than I should have.

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[8:36:49 PM] .-.: that steak was delicious
[8:36:51 PM] Mond: in my booty~

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Fooflyer wrote:[8:36:49 PM] .-.: that steak was delicious
[8:36:51 PM] Mond: in my booty~
There is absolutely no way to make this sound any better, sadly.
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for your eyes only

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:shakefist:
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[7:24:23 PM] Jonathan A. Cutter: I SUBMITTED SOMETHING ON dA.
[7:26:31 PM] Lolita: was it porn?
[7:26:42 PM] Pirate: unfortunately, no
[7:26:44 PM] Jonathan A. Cutter: No.
[7:26:57 PM] Lolita: my interest is lost
[7:27:17 PM | Edited 7:27:24 PM] Jonathan A. Cutter: Well - it might be.

It's an untextured ship - so it could be classified as naked...
[7:27:26 PM] Lolita: (Y)
[7:27:33 PM] Lolita: This I can deal with
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[7:00:56 PM] Lolita: I'd kill to have a guy like that
[7:01:08 PM] The Big Cheese: me too

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CAPTAIN DARBY runs back and gwomps Rori
[8:15:08 PM] CAPTAIN DARBY: :3
[8:15:12 PM] Marty McFly: Marty McFly picks up Darby
[8:15:18 PM] Marty McFly: Marty McFly picks up a ferret
[8:15:20 PM] Marty McFly: NOW MAKE FRIENDS
[8:15:27 PM] Lolita: what
[8:15:31 PM] CAPTAIN DARBY: Marty McFly: picking up balls, upstanding members of society, and lolitas since the 1990's
[8:15:37 PM] CAPTAIN DARBY: oh yeeeaaah
[8:15:40 PM] Marty McFly: YOU KNOW IT
[8:15:45 PM | Edited 8:15:50 PM] Lolita: ~
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.

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lyrasen wrote:
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:14 PM): also a black kid was eating my hand today
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:15 PM): THE DEVOURER OF CHILDREN
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:16 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:17 PM): why
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:18 PM): .....
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:20 PM): NICE TIMING
Knife Firing Fun (3:36:21 PM): YES
Ferret Buccaneer (3:36:23 PM): OH GOD
you don't wanna know how this conversation started

and then it continued:
Ferret Buccaneer (4:16:03 PM): and are you sure
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:04 PM): ...
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:06 PM): well alright then
Ferret Buccaneer (4:16:07 PM): he's not special ed
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:13 PM): well uh
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:13 PM): he's black so
Knife Firing Fun (4:16:17 PM): wow okay that did not come out right
Those quotes reminded me of this scene in In Bruges.
Ken: "We shall strike a balance between culture and fun."
Ray: "Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf."
Ken: "What does her being black have to do with anything?"
Ray: "(shrugging in disbelief, failing to see the problem) She was black!"
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Head of the Brothel wrote:[18:23:04] Hot-B: i like "tropical" flour juide

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Beebo: Because normal girls do not condone thier boyfriends using the camera they film ghostly activity with to also film sex
...We were talking about Paranormal Activity. And the lack of sex scenes.
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[15:29:58] Marty McFly: what kind of sound should the minigun make whilst i shoot it
[15:30:13] Decker: DZZRRRRADDADDADDADDADDA HIIIDE, COWARDSSSS

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