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Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:57 pm

[5:28:32 PM] Noffletoff takes out his wallet
[5:28:39 PM] Crush Bandicoot: *steals*
[5:28:44 PM] Crush Bandicoot: dodhohohoh
[5:28:51 PM] Noffletoff: Noffletoff, certifided wallet owner, what's the crime Odds
[5:29:12 PM] Noffletoff: Also, exceptional speller
[5:29:17 PM] Centaur Odds CENTAUR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
[5:29:20 PM] Crush Bandicoot: fffff
[5:29:36 PM] Noffletoff: Detective Centaur Odds, ARE YOU THE MURDERER
[5:29:58 PM] Centaur Odds: NO NOFF
[5:30:17 PM] Noffletoff: Then what do you think killed this man?
[5:30:33 PM] Centaur Odds: A wildebeast stampede
[5:30:49 PM] Lolita: I
[5:30:50 PM] Lolita: KILLED
[5:30:51 PM] Lolita: MUFASA
[5:31:54 PM] Noffletoff: Those wildebeasts...
[5:33:22 PM] Noffletoff: Detective Centaur Odds, we must go to the local pub and ask around about these wildebeasts
[5:34:21 PM] Centaur Odds: yes
[5:34:32 PM] Centaur Odds: let's go, Noffletoff
[5:34:47 PM] Centaur Odds: you know Noff
[5:34:52 PM] Noffletoff: That's Noffletoff, certifed wallet owner
[5:34:56 PM] Centaur Odds: this reminds me of a puzzle..
[5:35:47 PM] Noffletoff Walks into the pub
[5:36:11 PM] BoNlawd: So guys has anyone else ever met the annoying people that look at you like you're a retarded flamingo every time you say something?
[5:39:09 PM] Noffletoff Notices retarded looking flaminos in the pub
[5:39:59 PM] Centaur Odds: You know Noffletoff, certified wallet owner, these flamingos remind me of a puzzle..
[5:40:43 PM] Noffletoff: Right well, Detective Centaur Odds, while you think about that puzzle, I'm going to grab the flamingos and suplex them
[5:40:55 PM] Noffletoff Does a suplex on the flamingos
[5:41:13 PM] Noffletoff: It's super effective
[5:41:27 PM] Detective Centaur Odds thinks of a puzzle
[5:42:03 PM] Noffletoff screams at the retarded flamingos
[5:42:13 PM] Noffletoff: What do you know about the wildebeasts!
[5:42:29 PM] Detective Centaur Odds: NO, NOFF.
[5:42:34 PM] Detective Centaur Odds: YOU ARE THE WILDEBEASTS.
[5:42:45 PM] Marty McFly: AND THEN NOFF WAS A WILDEBEAST
[5:42:47 PM] Noffletoff: Im...IMPOSIBLE
[5:43:01 PM] Noffletoff: Then why the hell do I have wings?
[5:43:04 PM] Noffletoff: why can I do this
[5:43:06 PM] Noffletoff flys away
[5:43:11 PM] Centaur Odds: you're pegasus's cousin
[5:43:27 PM] Noffletoff: Are you sure Detevtive Centaur Odds?
[5:43:45 PM] Noffletoff: Because I feel more like a giant landwalking eaglesquid
[5:43:59 PM] Centaur Odds: your parents disowned you
[5:44:06 PM] Noffletoff: Noffletoff, certifided giant landwalking eaglesquid wallet owner
[5:44:16 PM] Noffletoff: But...
[5:44:24 PM] Noffletoff: Did I murder that random man outside?
[5:44:28 PM] Centaur Odds: Yes.
[5:44:40 PM] Noffletoff: Why? Detective Centaur Odds
[5:44:52 PM] Centaur Odds: because you are the zombies.
[5:44:57 PM] Noffletoff: Fffff
[5:45:26 PM] Noffletoff , certifide wallet owner, attacks Detective Centaur Odds
[5:45:37 PM] Centaur Odds CENTAUR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
[5:45:47 PM] Noffletoff flys away
[5:46:00 PM] Centaur Odds: I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, NOFFLEGADGET
[5:46:24 PM] Centaur Odds gallops off into the sunset
[5:46:47 PM] Noffletoff: TO BE CONTINUED???

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:00 am

[3:58:54 PM] Scabby: So Trenny.
[3:58:56 PM] Trenny: What
[3:58:59 PM] Scabby: I got a pedometer.
[3:59:07 PM] Scabby: Do you want me to use it to find you?

AAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:02 pm

10:42 PM - Squiggly Beast: I watched I, robot today'
10:42 PM - Squiggly Beast: there is a detective
10:42 PM - Squiggly Beast: who eats pies
10:42 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: NO
10:42 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: HE
10:42 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: IS TEH PIES
10:42 PM - Squiggly Beast: and he doesn't afraid of anything except for robots
10:43 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: then he ate him self
10:43 PM - Squiggly Beast: and he got news that a guy who makes robots died
10:43 PM - Squiggly Beast: so he goes in and has a look
10:44 PM - Squiggly Beast: the guy who made the robets who died killed himself by falling about 10 thousand metres
10:44 PM - Squiggly Beast: but they don't know that
10:44 PM - Squiggly Beast: so they're checking out the room where he jumped out of
10:44 PM - Squiggly Beast: and the detective is like
10:44 PM - Squiggly Beast: "wut if a robet did it"
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: and the employee that is following him is like
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: "ur dum lol"
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: "robets cant kill humens"
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: but the detective is like
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: screw you
10:45 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: then did the person following go cool story bro
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: and is keeping on looking for robet
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: and he finds robet
10:45 PM - Squiggly Beast: and robet is
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: get gun
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: and aim at detective
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: and detective is like
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: i told u bro
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: i told u
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: and the robet is like
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: dont taise me bro
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: dont taise me
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: UIAHIKAUHGSN
10:46 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: cool story bro
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: and he got taised when he jumped out of teh buildings
10:46 PM - Squiggly Beast: but he survived becaUSE he is roibet
10:47 PM - Squiggly Beast: so the little employee girl (who will be referred as "bitch" from now on) is like
10:47 PM - Squiggly Beast: yo dawg u hurt it :(
10:47 PM - Squiggly Beast: and the detective is like
10:47 PM - Squiggly Beast: were it go? :(
10:47 PM - Squiggly Beast: and bitch is like
10:47 PM - Squiggly Beast: for repairs, nub
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: so they go to repairs place
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: and there is 1000 roibets
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: one of them is bad roibet
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: so detective gets good idea
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: and is like
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: wut if i kill one of them
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: and bitch is like
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: thats not a good idea
10:48 PM - Squiggly Beast: but detective does is anyway
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: and so then bad robot is like
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: pops his head out of the crows
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: *crowd
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: olo crows
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: and so detective finds him
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: and runsa fter bad roibet
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: and bad roibet pwns him
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: and sais
10:49 PM - Squiggly Beast: "wut am i"
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: and runs outside after tearing a hole in the wal
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: but he gets caught by polis
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: back at polis station
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: they is questioning roibet
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: and he's like
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: i did not murder robot designy guy
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: and detective is like
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: bullshit
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: you did
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: and roibet is like
10:50 PM - Squiggly Beast: I DID NOT MURDER HIM
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: and puts fists in table
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: so detective is like
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: oh
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: ok
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: and backs off a bit
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: because the roibets company's lawyers come in
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: and say
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: this roibet is our roibet
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: and taks him away
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: and detective is like
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: :(((((((((
10:51 PM - Squiggly Beast: so they is going to kill him
10:52 PM - Squiggly Beast: meanwhile
10:52 PM - Squiggly Beast: detective is running aorund the robot designer's house
10:52 PM - Squiggly Beast: which will be destroyed at 8:00am the following morning
10:52 PM - Squiggly Beast: so he goes inside
10:52 PM - Squiggly Beast: and starts looking for evidence
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: he finds a compoota
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: and it runs the last program
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: while he is watching it
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: a cat comes up
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: and goes meow
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: and detective is like
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: i'm black, and youre a cat this sin't going to work out
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: so the cat is like
10:53 PM - Squiggly Beast: 3:
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: anyway
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: the detective finds out on the compootah
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: that the robot designi guy was like
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: "1 day deil have secrets
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: 1 day deil have dreams"
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: and he's like ok
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: and goes away
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: BUT THEN
10:54 PM - Squiggly Beast: THE HOUSE
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: IT CHANGES ITS DEMOLITION TIME
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: AND IS LIKE
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: NOW ITS 8:00 PM BITCHES
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: AND STARTS DESTROYING THE HOUSE
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: but he gets out alive
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: with the cat
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: so he goes to bitches apartment
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: and is like
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: do you want the cat
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: and she's like
10:55 PM - Squiggly Beast: hell no
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: and the cats like
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: :((((((((((((((((((
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: (but he gives it to his grandma)
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: long story short
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: the roibet that they were chasing after lives
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: and is like
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: unique
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: and doesn't actually roibet
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: infact
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: he is like
10:56 PM - Squiggly Beast: dreams
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: and has emotions
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: and can break roibet lawas
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: (roibet lawas are that he can't kill or hut humens)
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: anyway
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: big roibet lady
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: who controlls entire roibet facility
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: says
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: NOW,
10:57 PM - Cow-Orker Jim: i am confus .-.
10:57 PM - Squiggly Beast: GO MY ROIBETS
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: CLEANSE THE CITY OF HUMENS
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: SO THAT THEY ARE SAFE
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: and roibets are all like
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: kk
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: so detective and bitch go looking about the big roibet facility
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: with the dreaming roibet
10:58 PM - Squiggly Beast: and they find the big evil overmind roibet
10:59 PM - Squiggly Beast: and the big evil overmind roibet is like
10:59 PM - Squiggly Beast: mah logic is undeniable
10:59 PM - Squiggly Beast: so the roibet that dreams kills a few evil roibets
10:59 PM - Squiggly Beast: and goes and gets this poison that will kill the big evil roibet
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: while bitch and detective are doing these awesome roibet killing up 10 thousand feet in the air
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: (detective is actually roibet arm, so he is stronger than bitch)
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: so then
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: the dreaming roibet is like
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: i got the poison
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: and bitch is like
11:00 PM - Squiggly Beast: thats good
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: but i'm kind of dying
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: :((((((((
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: and dreaming roibet is like
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: kk
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: and saves here
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: but detective
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: is like
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: got the poison
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: and flies down 6 billion metres
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: and kills big evil overmind roibet
11:01 PM - Squiggly Beast: teh end

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:05 pm

this is so long foo aaaaah

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:10 pm

Yeah, but I felt like sharing it with you

FMAWolf · Post by **FMAWolf** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:36 am

Murphey's law = anything that can go wrong will says:
THEN SUDDENLY FLYING ROBOT CHILD
Kaitlyn says:
I hate it when crap happens and you don't get to save ._.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:17 am

Knife Firing Fun (9:15:15 PM): your face is a giggle snort
Knife Firing Fun (9:15:19 PM): :C
Ferret Buccaneer (9:15:22 PM): i know it is
Ferret Buccaneer (9:15:29 PM): that's why a lot of people laugh when they see me
Ferret Buccaneer (9:15:32 PM): it's depressing really
Knife Firing Fun (9:16:04 PM): oh--
Knife Firing Fun (9:16:05 PM): well I--
Knife Firing Fun (9:16:06 PM): I didn't...
Knife Firing Fun (9:16:07 PM): shit
Knife Firing Fun (9:16:10 PM): ./an hero
Ferret Buccaneer (9:16:11 PM): derp derp derp derp
Knife Firing Fun (9:16:17 PM): herp a durp ta teedly tum
Ferret Buccaneer (9:16:20 PM): ...why did i laugh at your reaction

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:05 am

[11/12/2009 11:54:59 PM] Professor Detective Centaur Odds: Professor Detective Centaur Odds headbutts Darby
[11/12/2009 11:55:14 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Sefenestrator2.0 headbutts beer can
[11/12/2009 11:55:29 PM] Charizarles: Charizarles headbutts todd ingram
[11/12/2009 11:55:41 PM] Darkly: Darkly headbutts T-rex
[11/12/2009 11:56:15 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Sefenestrator2.0 headbutts Jochen Kientz

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:03 pm

"Excuse me ma'am, but does this penis feel weird to you?"

[11/13/2009 10:33:55 AM] Kevin's Cookies: Yes it's too lumpy
[11/13/2009 10:34:08 AM] Giant Sad Day: what
[11/13/2009 10:34:11 AM] Kevin's Cookies: ANd it's swelling and feels like it's covered in pimples
[11/13/2009 10:34:14 AM] Giant Sad Day: what
[11/13/2009 10:34:15 AM] Kevin's Cookies: should get that checked out
[11/13/2009 10:34:20 AM] Giant Sad Day: WHAT

Oh man it's really shocking when you have a bad memory

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:53 am

[8:48:45 PM] Marty McFly: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... n/1173607/
[8:48:58 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: What
[8:48:59 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: Is
[8:49:00 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: This
[8:49:04 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: MADNESS
[8:49:25 PM] Marty McFly: MADNESS?
[8:49:27 PM] Marty McFly: THIS
[8:49:27 PM] Marty McFly: IS
[8:49:31 PM] Marty McFly: SPARTAAAAAAAA
[8:49:41 PM] Marty McFly: Marty McFly kicks Noff into an abyss
[8:49:58 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner as he falls, he says
[8:50:13 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: It's Doctor Noffletoff, Cert.....
[8:50:40 PM] Marty McFly: whatever
[8:50:47 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: D:
[8:51:07 PM] Marty McFly: Marty McFly continues to warm his hands on a spoon
[8:51:13 PM] Marty McFly: this is a warm spoon
[8:51:18 PM] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: his?
[8:51:36 PM] Professor Detective Centaur Odds: Professor Detective Centaur Odds barges in from nowhere and kicks Marty into the same abyss
[8:51:40 PM] Marty McFly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[8:51:44 PM] Professor Detective Centaur Odds: JUSTICE
[8:51:53 PM] Marty McFly: CURSE YOU PROFESSOR DETECTIVE CENTAUR ODDS
[8:52:04 PM] Professor Detective Centaur Odds: AND ONEC AGAIN, THE DAY WAS SAVED

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:58 am

[9:56:45 PM] Don Luchini: You're missing free food.
[9:56:49 PM] Don Luchini: ...Wait not you sorry.
[9:56:58 PM] Professor Detective Centaur Odds: wha

haha mistells

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:01 am

In Audio Chat wrote:Def: (aside) Rachel, remember to take the cord and the charger upstairs.
Trenny: Hey, Def, is that your sister?
Def: Yeah.
Trenny: Is she hot?
Def: Dude, she's like, 12!

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:03 am

I don't know... 12 year olds are pretty hot

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:48 am

Fooflyer wrote:I don't know... 12 year olds are pretty hot

lol
May I quote you on that in my sig.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:49 am

You cannot ask of that I willingly offer.