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Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:12 pm

Wait... Loli... what did you mean to say? Oh god I'm rolling.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:16 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:What did she mean?

She meant her cat pooped.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:17 pm

My cat had to be put down today.

Post by **corsica** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:27 pm

I'M GOING IN A CORNER AND CRYING NOW ;-;

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:31 pm

Aww shucks.

I'm sorry star.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:40 am

[8:37:40 PM] Torizo: HELLO
[8:37:46 PM] Torizo: I'VE WAITED HERE FOR YOU
[8:37:48 PM] Torizo: EVERLONG
[8:37:53 PM] Torizo: TONIGHT
[8:38:01 PM] Ungeheuer: I'm eating cornflakes while listening to German thrash metal
[8:38:01 PM] Torizo: I THROW MYSELF INTO
[8:38:07 PM] Ungeheuer: Delicious corn flakes~

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:49 am

[9:45:52 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: HOW WOULD YOU MAKE ME WORRY MORE
[9:45:55 PM] Lolita: IT SOUNDS AWESOME
[9:45:56 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: HUMOR ME
[9:45:58 PM] Torizo: BOX JELLYFISH
[9:46:03 PM] Lolita: lolwat
[9:46:05 PM] Torizo: KILL YOU IN FIFTEEN MINUTES FROM A STING
[9:46:09 PM] Torizo: OR LESS
[9:46:10 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: ;-;
[9:46:14 PM] Torizo: Fifteen is lucky
[9:46:21 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE OF WORRY
[9:46:21 PM] Charizarles: I'm gonna go now because I like not having nightmkflasjfklsajfkdslfjdks OOPS TOO LATE

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:52 am

I just had a nice conversation with a friend of mine.

First over World of warcraft. And then Pirates versus ninjas.

Judgment: i was thinking if i did Druid i would do herbalism and Alchemy
Judgment: WEREWOLVES PICKING FLOWERS
\TG/ BadFish: FUCK YEAH
\TG/ BadFish: Is a druid with skinning hypocrisy?
Judgment: not really
Judgment: a worgen druid or tauren druid however
Judgment: thats pretty hypocrytical
\TG/ BadFish: Blood elf warriors confuse me
Judgment: how?
\TG/ BadFish: Aren't blood elves suppose to be a Highly magicly attuned race? Why would someone forfeit their magic to turn to rage? If they could just quit like that...then the blood elves would have never even joined Illidan
Judgment: well what about Belf Rogues then?
\TG/ BadFish: rogues still use magic
Judgment: they use energy
\TG/ BadFish: Like Cloak and shadows and such
Judgment: thats not magic
\TG/ BadFish: Yes it is
Judgment: that ninja skill
Judgment: thats*
\TG/ BadFish: Sneaking is ninja, stepping through shadows is magic ninja
Judgment: no ninjas arent magical
Judgment: they are Ninjacal
\TG/ BadFish: Ever play Ninja Gaiden?
Judgment: no
\TG/ BadFish: WEll, it has magic girl ninjas
Judgment: thats ninja sorcery
Judgment: not magic
Judgment: GEEZE
\TG/ BadFish: WELL SORREH
\TG/ BadFish: I studied pirates in College
Judgment: well see thats your problem
Judgment: tho pirates do have their upsides
\TG/ BadFish: Ships and pillagin is cool
Judgment: and wenches
\TG/ BadFish: Awesum face
Judgment: Ninjas arent noticed
Judgment: lol
\TG/ BadFish: Ninjas never get laid
Judgment: oh they do
Judgment: they just arent noticed
\TG/ BadFish: Clever
Judgment: see they have a slower concept of time or is it faster
Judgment: everything else is slow to them
\TG/ BadFish: Bullets are pretty darn fast
Judgment: ninjas are faster
\TG/ BadFish: Pirates have number
\TG/ BadFish: numbers*
Judgment: hmm?
\TG/ BadFish: Ninja life is hard
Judgment: well of course it is
\TG/ BadFish: To every ninja there are well over 9000 pirates
Judgment: tho not as hard to a ninja
Judgment: well ninjas can kill them all
\TG/ BadFish: CAn A ninja survive all of a pirate's ships cannon fired at once?
Judgment: duh
\TG/ BadFish: Ninjas are skilled but running on water is tricky
\TG/ BadFish: With so many pirates shooting you
Judgment: not really
\TG/ BadFish: There are bound to slip
Judgment: nope
Judgment: the water is pretty much like ice to them
Judgment: remember everything is slower to a ninja
\TG/ BadFish: If I threw A million slow spears at you while you were in a small room, could you dodge them?
\TG/ BadFish: YEAH
\TG/ BadFish: PIRATES WIN
Judgment: i couldnt
Judgment: a ninja could
\TG/ BadFish: A ninja cant survive ONE could cannon hit now could he?
Judgment: Ninjas could go so fast that they phase through it if they need to
\TG/ BadFish: Pirates can use magic too you know
Judgment: ninjas dont use magic
\TG/ BadFish: Pirates are prone to being undead, the use of fire and water attacks
Judgment: thats true
\TG/ BadFish: And other pirate-ly things
Judgment: eyepatches
\TG/ BadFish: Another thing, Ninjas are from Japan.
\TG/ BadFish: Japan is sorrounded by water
\TG/ BadFish: Pirates have ships
Judgment: pirates that wear eyepatches still actually have 2 eyes
Judgment: however the covered eye is special
Judgment: removal of the eyepatch gives the Pirate powers
\TG/ BadFish: Pirate power is great
\TG/ BadFish: A pirate captain has the skill of a ninja
\TG/ BadFish: A ninja has agility
\TG/ BadFish: A pirate captain has strength
Judgment: but only pirate elites have eye patches
\TG/ BadFish: Captains ARE elites
Judgment: not all of them
Judgment: there are rookie captains too
Judgment: they dont have eye patches
\TG/ BadFish: They have SOME power
\TG/ BadFish: But it's just brute force
Judgment: only the power to get soem people under their rule
Judgment: to be a pirate elite you have to pass the trials
Judgment: also
Judgment: its not just captains that are pirate elites
Judgment: there are crews of pirate elites
Judgment: and the Pirate Supremes
Judgment: they have 3 eyepatchess
\TG/ BadFish: Pirate elites and pirate supremes can kill ninjas
\TG/ BadFish: A ninja Master
\TG/ BadFish: However
\TG/ BadFish: Is Very difficult
\TG/ BadFish: Only Pirate lords can slay the,
\TG/ BadFish: tehm*
\TG/ BadFish: Them*
Judgment: pirate supreme is the highest rank
Judgment: there is only 3-5 of them at a time
\TG/ BadFish: Pirate supreme can kill ninja masters
\TG/ BadFish: Which there are only 1-3 of
Judgment: yeah
Judgment: no
Judgment: your thinking of the Ninja grand masters
Judgment: GEEZE GET IT RIGHT
Judgment: see
Judgment: the heirchy or however you spell it is this
Judgment: Ninja grandmaster > Ninja Master > Ninja > Ninja trainee
Judgment: which is equivalent to
Judgment: Pirate Supreme > Pirate Lorde > Pirate Elite > Pirate
\TG/ BadFish: Shut yo bitch azz up

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:57 am

Badfish wrote:riffeting

what

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:04 am

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:16 am

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:35 am

Badfish, I thoroughly enjoyed that topic, however, you forgot to mention the ninja's mastery of the shadow arts which constitute as a form of magic

Post by **corsica** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:53 am

[10:51:08 PM] Unblargh: I'm not even saying anything and you guys just keep making up yaoi fanfiction of me and a penguin

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:55 am

[10:51:40 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: if unba pinched your little penguin butt, imp
[10:51:43 PM] *** Unba has changed the conversation picture. ***
[10:51:53 PM] Unba: This always fucking happens to me

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:21 am

(Bunch of text in between these removed to save room)

[10:43:57 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN." ***
[10:44:46 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER FIRST." ***
[10:45:31 PM] *** Unblargh has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER AND SOME WINE FIRST." ***
[10:45:56 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER AND SOME RED WINE FIRST." ***
[10:45:58 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER AND SOME WINE AND SOME MAPLE SYRUP FIRST." ***
[10:46:04 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER AND SOME RED WINE AND SOME MAPLE SYRUP FIRST." ***
[10:46:37 PM] *** ¡The Big Cheese! has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF ITPOURED SOME SOME RED WINE AND SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON HIM FIRST." ***
[10:46:50 PM] *** Unblargh has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER AND SOME RED WINE AND SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON HIM FIRST AND DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT." ***
[10:47:08 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT POURED SOME SOME RED WINE AND SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON HIM FIRST AND DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT AND WATCHED HOCKEY WITH HIM" ***
[10:47:14 PM] *** ¡The Big Cheese! has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA WOULD DO THIS PENGUIN IF IT BOUGHT HIM DINNER AND SOME RED WINE AND SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON HIM FIRST AND DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF MY DONG." ***
[10:47:28 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "FUCK IT HE'LL JUST FUCK THIS PENGUIN WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED." ***
[10:47:39 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "FUCK IT HE'LL JUST FUCK THIS PENGUIN WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED~" ***
[10:47:45 PM] *** ¡The Big Cheese! has changed the conversation topic to "FUCK IT HE'LL JUST FUCK THIS PENGUIN WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED ONLY IF IT POURED SOEM MAPLE SYRUP ON HIS NIPPLES FIRST" ***
[10:47:46 PM] *** Unblargh has changed the conversation topic to "FUCK IT HE'LL JUST FUCK THIS PENGUIN WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED~~~~~~~~~~~~~" ***
[10:47:54 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "FUCK IT HE'LL JUST FUCK THIS PENGUIN WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" ***
[10:48:09 PM] *** ¡The Big Cheese! has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA'S NIPPLES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" ***
[10:48:17 PM] *** Yeili has changed the conversation topic to "No." ***
[10:48:19 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "YES" ***
[10:48:44 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "UNBA'S NIPPLES BEING CARESSED WITH MAPLE SYRUP BY THIS PENGUIN'S SUPPLE FLIPPERS." ***
[10:48:47 PM] *** Marty McFly has changed the conversation topic to "YES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" ***
[10:49:10 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "OH BABY, YES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" ***
[10:49:25 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "ANGIE WOULD LIKE SOME SUPPLE FLIPPERS~~~~~" ***
[10:49:28 PM] *** ¡The Big Cheese! has changed the conversation topic to "MAPLE SYRUP AND RED WINE SLATHERED PENGUIN DICK" ***
[10:49:58 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "MAPLE SYRUP AND RED WINE SLATHERED PENGUIN DICK. SOUNDS LIKE A REGULAR FRIDAY NIGHT FOR UNBA." ***
[10:49:58 PM] *** ¡The Big Cheese! has changed the conversation topic to "MAPLE SYRUP AND RED WINE SLATHERED PENGUIN DICK~" ***
[10:50:08 PM] *** Torizo has changed the conversation topic to "ANGIE HAS A HEADACHE AND WOULD LIKE SOME SUPPLE FLIPPERS AT A LATER DATE~~~~" ***
[10:50:34 PM] *** Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "ANGIE HAS A HEADACHE AND WOULD LIKE SOME SUPPLE FLIPPERS AT A LATER DATE, ALONG WITH REAL EGYPTIAN SILK." ***