IM Quote Thread.

[Miranda]

I'd rather eat beans than leaves.

...even though I do eat salad.

[Trennicus]

She doesn't understand the sophistication of tea.

And she calls herself a brit.

[Trennicus]

We just call it hockey here. >:T

[Miranda]

I'm really not a very good brit.

I mean, I'm half Uruguayan.

[Merlin]

U r gay.

[Miranda]

Funny country.

[Merlin]

I'm glad you got the reference.

[lyra/dicks]

[12:51:34 AM] Just Somebody: "Today, I was in line for the breakfast buffet at my university. The guy in front of me got really excited when he saw they had waffles, and shouted, "They're like pancakes with syrup traps!" I will never refer to them as waffles again. MLIA"
[12:51:36 AM] Just Somebody: EEHEEEEE
[12:52:15 AM] Gleevee: Lel.
[12:52:27 AM] Just Somebody: IT'S A (syrup) TRAP!

I just imagined a waffle crossdressing.
I need medication.

[Unbalanced]

[4:54:53 PM] impmon08: hi everybody
[4:54:57 PM] Unblar: Hi
[4:54:58 PM] Lolita: NUDE PEOPLE

[Odds]

[4:40:12 PM] Lolita: good point
[4:40:21 PM] Lolita: i am freezing cold someone warm me up
[4:40:27 PM] impmon08: k
[4:40:48 PM] Oddsbeast chucks Loli into an oven.
[4:40:54 PM] Lolita: NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD
[4:41:05 PM] Yanisaur: A BLANKET WORKS JUST AS WELL ODDS
[4:41:10 PM] Oddsbeast sets the oven to 450 degrees.
[4:41:18 PM] Lolita: I have two blankets and a hot laptop on m-OH JESUS AHH

[Deuce]

[5:45:34 PM] Gogglechu: man, where the hell is west
[5:45:43 PM] Sentence Fragment: fappan
[5:45:45 PM] Sentence Fragment: no wait
[5:45:46 PM] Sentence Fragment: sorry
[5:45:47 PM] Sentence Fragment: i forgot
[5:45:50 PM] Sentence Fragment: he wouldn't leave for that
[5:46:07 PM] Gogglechu: yeah he would just type one handed

[5:45:39 PM] Mander: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A DEINONYCHUS
[5:45:43 PM] Sentence Fragment: fappan

(i deleted mander's post for the first quote cuz it had nothing to do with it
but then noticed another funny, kinda)

[5:53:45 PM | Edited 5:53:54 PM] Gogglechu: i'm a ninja

[lyra/dicks]

[5:57:09 PM] ninja: i can't think of anything quote worthy though
[5:57:15 PM] Sentence Fragment: uhh
[5:57:24 PM] ninja: other than maybe the fact that i haven't worn pants in three days
[5:57:25 PM] ninja: well
[5:57:29 PM] ninja: actually
[5:57:32 PM] Sentence Fragment: pants pants?
[5:57:34 PM] ninja: that shouldn't be surprising
[5:57:39 PM] Sentence Fragment: or...
[5:57:42 PM] Sentence Fragment: bottoms in general?
[5:57:43 PM] ninja: me being bottomless
[5:57:45 PM] Sentence Fragment: hehe
[5:57:46 PM] ninja: pants pants
[5:57:46 PM] ninja: i mean
[5:57:48 PM] ninja: i have panties
[5:57:49 PM] Sentence Fragment: bottomless
[5:57:50 PM] ninja: actually
[5:57:50 PM] Sentence Fragment: giggity
[5:57:51 PM] ninja: yes
[5:57:53 PM] ninja: bottomless

[Deuce]

[5:59:02 PM] ninja: oh hey west is back
[5:59:05 PM] Sentence Fragment: yay
[5:59:12 PM] ninja: brb gonna cyber
[5:59:15 PM] ninja: (jk)
[5:59:28 PM] Sentence Fragment: or IS she...?
[5:59:34 PM] Mander: My dissapointment depends on how attractive you are.

[6:06:47 PM] Mander: Subconscious Masturbation?
[6:06:51 PM] ninja: totally
[6:06:55 PM] Mander: Freud was Right
[6:06:56 PM] Sentence Fragment: awesome
[6:07:01 PM] ninja: i mean hey i grab my own tits subconsciously
[6:07:04 PM] Sentence Fragment: wow

[Game Angel]

[7:56:16 PM] Marty McFly: there's a cowboys game tonight
[7:56:17 PM] Marty McFly: yay
[7:56:21 PM] Lolita: who
[7:56:30 PM] Snake Lizken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Kf2ZWqmkc
[7:56:31 PM] Marty McFly: Who are the Cowboys?
[7:56:38 PM] Marty McFly: Who's sherlock holmes
[7:56:47 PM] Lolita: who's marty mcfly
[7:56:53 PM] Yanisaur: ANGIE DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT
[7:56:53 PM] Unblar: Who's Marty Mcfly?
[7:56:54 PM] Marty McFly: I am

[Trennicus]

[8:49:30 PM] Nilrem: Look at this
[8:49:33 PM] Nilrem: :2
[8:49:39 PM] Nilrem: It's
[8:49:40 PM] Nilrem: A fucking
[8:49:41 PM] Nilrem: Horse
[8:49:42 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: dick