IM Quote Thread.

[KA-DOOM]

[3:58:15 PM] Scabby: And number on the threat down: GAY BEARS!
[3:58:24 PM] Unbla: It would just be a regular bear, except they can't have babies
[3:58:45 PM] Snake Lizken: what game is that?

[Odds]

[8:55:19 PM] ololobeamswords: hi guys
[8:55:33 PM] Dr. Oddsbeast: AAAAA MIIIRACLE
[8:55:44 PM] Dr. Oddsbeast: EVERYTHING I'VE WAITED FORRRR
[8:55:55 PM] Dr. Oddsbeast: NOW AT LAST MY LONELY HEART HAS FOUND THE SHOOOORE

[lyra/dicks]

[11:53 PM] Black Nasty: "durrhurr visiting my gay friend in new england durrrrrr"

<<< This is EXACTLY what you are going to do, and you are going to LIKE IT.
[11:54:30 PM] Black Nasty: But I'll like
[11:54:30 PM] Gleevee: Wouldn't that be harmfull to him?

[12:02:09 AM] Aether: YOUR NAME.
[12:02:13 AM] Aether: I READ IT AS "DICK TASTY."
[12:02:22 AM] Black Nasty: ...
[12:02:24 AM] Black Nasty: You would.

[The Bouncer]

[10:31:11 PM] iconsting: I eat bunnies with BBQ sauce

[10:31:11 PM | Edited by Yeili, 10:31:27 PM] iconsting: I eat babies with A1
[10:31:40 PM] iconsting: I approve

[Defenestrator2.0]

[1:35:15 AM] Sceb: A cyan person.
[1:35:33 AM] Game Angel: stay beautiful
[1:35:36 AM] Defenestrator2.0: A drak blue person
[1:35:44 AM] Defenestrator2.0: DA BA DI DA BA DAI
[1:36:01 AM] Defenestrator2.0: YO LISTEN UP
[1:36:05 AM] Defenestrator2.0: HERE'S THE STORY
[1:36:17 AM] Defenestrator2.0: ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIP-TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
[1:36:30 AM] Defenestrator2.0: SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE AND JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
[1:36:36 AM] Yeili: Yo def, I'm really excited for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Will Smith is the best rapper of all time!
[1:36:48 AM] Defenestrator2.0: I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

[Defenestrator2.0]

[1:35:15 AM] Sceb: A cyan person.
[1:35:33 AM] Game Angel: stay beautiful
[1:35:36 AM] Defenestrator2.0: A drak blue person
[1:35:44 AM] Defenestrator2.0: DA BA DI DA BA DAI
[1:36:01 AM] Defenestrator2.0: YO LISTEN UP
[1:36:05 AM] Defenestrator2.0: HERE'S THE STORY
[1:36:17 AM] Defenestrator2.0: ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIP-TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
[1:36:30 AM] Defenestrator2.0: SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE AND JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
[1:36:36 AM] Creeper: Yo def, I'm really excited for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Will Smith is the best rapper of all time!
[1:36:48 AM] Defenestrator2.0: I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

You probably did this on purpose, but the first two lines had me thinking of this. It completely threw me off with the rest.

You are correct, I did do it on purpose. I was originally just going to continue with the lyrics, but then I realized that "listen up, here's the story, about..." sounded vaguely familiar to the Fresh Prince theme. So I ran with it.

[lyra/dicks]

[3:42:14 PM] Black Nasty: the thing is HUGE
[3:42:29 PM] Fannybutts: twss
[3:42:31 PM] Black Nasty: when they said it was the size of a four story building length-wise I went "WHAT!?" out loud

Note: Twss = that's what she said

[Deuce]

was gonna quote the same as lyra as well but she beat me to it

[3:41:27 PM] Lyra: did you know there's a python
[3:41:29 PM] Lyra: that is
[3:41:30 PM] Lyra: fifty
[3:41:31 PM] Lyra: feet
[3:41:31 PM] Lyra: long
[3:41:47 PM] Airigh: That's, like, as long as my living room
[3:41:49 PM] Lyra: that's like, the height
[3:41:51 PM] Lyra: of a four story
[3:41:53 PM] Lyra: building
[3:41:55 PM] Lyra: they said so themselves
[3:41:55 PM] Fannybutts: sexy
[3:41:58 PM] Lyra: ...
[3:42:01 PM] Lyra: you would say that

[3:56:19 PM] Lyra: or ima pop a cap in someone's booty
[3:56:19 PM] Fannybutts: idunno if i do or not ._.

[lyra/dicks]

[11:19:05 PM] Black Nasty: I feel the need to order someone to take their clothes off
[11:19:05 PM] Aether: So do I. :C

[Trennicus]

Let's try some pictures.

[The Bouncer]

[12:15:39 AM] Unbla: Well, I'm going to bed now
[12:15:43 AM] impmon08: night
[12:15:51 AM | Edited 12:16:10 AM] Unbla: My mom's going to church tomorrow morning, and I'm gonna be a heathen and not go
[12:15:54 AM] Trenny Crane: I LOVE YOU BIG BRO UNBLAR-CHAN <3
[12:15:55 AM] Unbla: So I could go on voice chat
[12:16:02 AM] Unbla: wait what
[12:16:17 AM] Yeili: I'll warm your cat ears for you
[12:16:17 AM] Lolita: BIG BRO, LOOK!
[12:16:19 AM] Lolita: HANDSTAND!
[12:16:32 AM] Unbla: Bye

[Darkly Nightman]

[9:57:02 AM] Black Nasty: I'm reading manga
[9:57:03 AM] Black Nasty: go away
[9:57:09 AM] Shockwave: Make me!
[9:57:14 AM] Shockwave: Shockwave stance
[9:57:17 AM] Black Nasty: ...
[9:57:36 AM] Black Nasty: Black Nasty throws beef jerky
[9:57:40 AM] *** Shockwave has left ***
[9:57:40 AM] Black Nasty: GO GET IT, BOY!
[9:57:43 AM] Black Nasty: ...
[9:57:43 AM] Black Nasty: holy shit

[lyra/dicks]

[2:18:14 PM] Black Nasty: and then he pulled out and was all
[2:18:15 PM] Black Nasty: ...
[2:18:16 PM] Black Nasty: oops
[2:18:17 PM] Black Nasty: wrong convo

:awesome: This is even better if you were in the call at the time.

[Trennicus]

Trenny Crane says:
HAH
Pinky up when you drink your pretend tea!
[Miiranda] says:
Hey hey I...I...I dont drink leaves in water >:c
Trenny Crane says:
;-;
[Miiranda] says:
Not that thats bad!
I..uh...I
...
:<
Trenny Crane says:
;-;
M-Mirmir...
I
I thought.. that.. you loved me...
[Miiranda] says:
My...sugar puff
I still do!
Trenny Crane says:
;-; But
How?
How can you still love me!?
[Miiranda] says:
I always will, my glace cherry! Always!
Trenny Crane says:
Oh
Oh I'm so confused!
What do I do!
[Miiranda] says:
Come back to me! Please, babe!
Trenny Crane says:
But
How can I?!
[Miiranda] says:
My little mini mars bar!
Get that plane you saved for, after all those years!
Trenny Crane says:
Oh
OH MIRMIR!
+embrace+
[Miiranda] says:
oH TRENN I LVOE YOU :'D
Trenny Crane says:
I LVOE YOU TOO, MIR MIR!
:'3
[Miiranda] says:
JUST THE TWO OF US
WE
CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY
JUST THE TWO OF US
Trenny Crane says:
JUST THE TWO OF US!
[Miiranda] says:
YOU AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~
Trenny Crane says:
BUILDING CASTLES IN THE SKY~!
JUST THE TWO OF US~
[Miiranda] says:
YOU AND III~~
Trenny Crane says:
<3333

[Merlin]

Why does Miranda always refer to tea as leaves in water? Nobody refers to coffee as ground up beans in water.