AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Deuce wrote:

West (12:07:35 PM): gimme one good reason I shouldn't drive to you right now >:O
DeucetheFanFan (12:07:45 PM): i'm on my period now
West (12:07:54 PM): oh

DeucetheFanFan (9:54:15 PM): BlackVoidX (12:07:35 PM): gimme one good reason I shouldn't drive to you right now >:O
DeucetheFanFan (12:07:45 PM): i'm on my period now
BlackVoidX (12:07:54 PM): oh
Odyssey1319 (9:54:21 PM): ...
Odyssey1319 (9:54:29 PM): DEUCE, THAT'S WHAT ANAL'S FOR~
Odyssey1319 (9:54:30 PM): ...
Darkly Nightman (9:54:32 PM) has left the room.

[10:05:29 PM] Aether: YOU ARE...
[10:05:31 PM] Aether: ...Jew Incarnate.
[10:05:32 PM] Lass Lolita: HOT

Lyrasen shoots herself in the head
[10:12:55 PM] Lass Lolita: Lass Lolita uses Phoenix Down
[10:12:56 PM] Aether: Aether revives Lyra with the Phoenix Force.
[10:12:58 PM] Aether: ...

[11:52:04 PM] Fio: they're playing my favorite game
[11:52:07 PM] Fio: trenny

[12:35:34 PM] Aether: Or throw it in a dumpster, like your real mommy did to you on prom night. :3
[12:35:38 PM] Lyrasen: That'd be a waste

lyrasen wrote:
Actually, Ody, my real mother got high off cocaine and dumped me in the pacific ocean. A group of kind, friendly aliens adopted me and it wasn't until two years ago I found out I wasn't one of them. And then I came to Earth and was absorbed into the internet. I no longer have a physical form.

...:awesome:

"Westley" (12:09:58 AM): same with
"Westley" (12:09:59 AM): gravity
DeucetheFanFan (12:10:22 AM): first thing i thought of was sagging tiddies because of gravity

[5:05:54 PM] Susan Q. Liu: are you a boy or girl?
[5:05:58 PM] Miss Spectrum: AME IS A BOY
[5:06:04 PM] Miss Spectrum: AMY IS A BOW
[5:06:06 PM] Susan Q. Liu: HOWOLDAREU?
[5:06:16 PM] Miss Spectrum: WAIT WUT?

[5:21:56 PM] Paladin Shaggiroth: Wait what?
[5:22:15 PM] Paladin Shaggiroth: *picks up Lizzy and carries her to his room and locks the door*
[5:22:27 PM] Snake Lizken: to the bed.
[5:22:58 PM] Fio: Oh, this is THAT episode of Teen titans

[6:20:12 AM] Riodsey: But then they proceed to insult my bass :colbert:
[6:20:19 AM] Trenny: What's wrong with your bass?
[6:20:28 AM] Riodsey: They look at it and say
[6:20:41 AM] Riodsey: "Hey nice guitar"
"Why is it so long and have only four strings though?"
[6:20:44 AM] Riodsey: :colbert:
[6:20:59 AM] Trenny: Tell them it's a 'my first guitar.'
[6:21:07 AM] Trenny: <:
[6:21:13 AM] Trenny: AREN'T I AWFUL?
[6:21:21 AM] Riodsey: YES YOU ARE
[6:21:30 AM] Trenny: I play guitar. :3
[6:21:30 AM] Riodsey: I just say to them "...dude, that is a bass"
[6:21:35 AM] Trenny: I DON'T HAVE ONE.
[6:21:36 AM] Riodsey: Then they proceed to make bass jokes with me
[6:21:39 AM] Riodsey: :c
[6:21:39 AM] Trenny: Hahah
[6:21:40 AM] Trenny: Yes
[6:21:50 AM] Trenny: Yes, you could say they're...
[6:21:53 AM] Trenny: Trenny sunglasses
[6:21:57 AM] Trenny: ... bassist.
[6:22:00 AM] Trenny: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[6:22:04 AM] Riodsey: oh
[6:22:07 AM] Riodsey: I was going to say yea
[6:22:10 AM] Riodsey: You stole it
[6:22:11 AM] Riodsey: |:<
[6:22:14 AM] Trenny: Yes
[6:22:15 AM] Trenny: Yes
[6:22:21 AM] Trenny: You could say I'm...
[6:22:24 AM] Trenny: Trenny sunglasses
[6:22:26 AM] Riodsey: But you don't even know how awful the portuguese jokes are here
[6:22:28 AM] Trenny: ... bassitPOAHGOIHGAD
[6:22:29 AM] Riodsey: AGAIN WHAT THE HELL
[6:22:37 AM] Riodsey: Stop repeating the joke >:c
[6:22:43 AM] Trenny: Yes
[6:22:44 AM] Trenny: Yes
[6:22:48 AM] Trenny: You could say I'm...
[6:22:51 AM] Riodsey: I mean, wanna know how we call a bass here?
[6:22:51 AM] Trenny: Trenny sunglasses
[6:22:53 AM] Trenny: What?
[6:22:53 AM] Riodsey: GOD DAMNIT STOP
[6:22:54 AM] Riodsey: >:C
[6:23:04 AM] Trenny: I am laughing so bad right now. <3333
[6:23:08 AM] Trenny: What do you call a bass?
[6:23:12 AM] Riodsey: The word bass for us would be the equivalent for "low" in english
[6:23:16 AM] Trenny: Well
[6:23:19 AM] Riodsey: So I think you can imagine the jokes that are possible to make with it
[6:23:22 AM] Trenny: So is the word 'Bass'
[6:23:29 AM] Trenny: Bass means a low voice.
[6:23:32 AM] Riodsey: But low is, like, even more clear
[6:23:34 AM] Trenny: Or sound.
[6:23:37 AM] Trenny: Oh
[6:23:45 AM] Riodsey: They just go and say
[6:24:05 AM] Riodsey: "Hey dude, why don't you turn your volume up? I can't hear anything, it is too low"
[6:24:08 AM] Riodsey: Stuff like that D:
[6:24:30 AM] Trenny: Awww D:
[6:24:32 AM] Trenny: +hug+
[6:24:37 AM] Trenny: I still believe in you~
[6:24:55 AM] Riodsey: Or they go "Hey what do you play?"
"The 'low'"
"Why don't you make it higher then?"
[6:24:58 AM] Riodsey: Stuff like that >:[
[6:25:14 AM] Riodsey: Bassists are underrated here
[6:25:28 AM] Trenny: OMG THAT'S AWESOME!
[6:25:35 AM] Trenny: THAT'S THE BEST PUN I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK!
[6:25:45 AM] Trenny: Seriously
[6:25:52 AM] Trenny: I'm trying my hardest not to laugh
[6:25:56 AM] Trenny: But oh my god. xDDDD
[6:25:58 AM] Trenny: HAHAHA!
[6:26:07 AM] Riodsey: Well, they are funny when you aren't a bassist
[6:26:10 AM] Riodsey: When you are
[6:26:11 AM] Riodsey: D:
[6:26:15 AM] Trenny: Here, here
[6:26:19 AM] Trenny: Let me make it up to you
[6:26:31 AM] Riodsey: If you throw another YEAAA joke here
[6:26:37 AM] Riodsey: I'm going to punch you
[6:26:37 AM] Riodsey: >:[

Not Luke says:
Watcha been up to?
TMS Prime says:
Noooot a whole lot. Doing projects, FML. Have to finish writing an 8-minute speech at some point.
You?
Not Luke says:
Lots of school work, probably not in comparison, but alot for me.
2 six page history essays. ITS JUST CRUEL.
TMS Prime says:
That is pretty intense, not gonna lie.
Not Luke says:
Yes, I thought so too.

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR FONT.
TMS Prime says:
Oh fuck.
Now we have to right to see who the real person is.
TMS Prime says:
And now I have ruined everything.
Yes you have.
TMS Prime says:
AHHH AAAHHHHH WHAT WHAAAT
TMS Prime says:
THE TRANSFORNATION IS COMPLETE.
TRANSFORNATION
TMS Prime says:
AAAHHHHHHH WHO AM I
TMS Prime says:
I AM ME
YOU ARE ME
WE ARE ALL TOGHETHER
I AM THE WALRUS
YOU ARE THE EGGMAN
COO COO KA CHU
TMS Prime says:
FFFFUUU
TMS Prime says:
It's my (your) birthday in a few months and I (you) have no idea what to get.

Do you (me) have any ideas?
TMS Prime says:
A puppy.
TMS Prime says:
I (you) already have a fully grown dog.

He (him) is pretty cool.
TMS Prime says:
But he's at home and we are in college.
TMS Prime says:
Good point.
I'm (you're) chock full of good ideas.
TMS Prime says:
True story.
TMS Prime says:
We're not one to lie.
TMS Prime says:
Even truer a tale.
TMS Prime says:
I'm (we're(you're)) going to have to go soon.
TMS Prime says:
Yeah I/we have to get some dinner and write a speech dawg.
TMS Prime says:
I know...
Just messing
Luke again says:
Anyways.
TMS Prime says:
=o
Finally.
Dude you missed it.
I cloned myself.
It was awesome.
Luke again says:
Seriously?
I bet he was handsome.
Being a clone and all.
Wait.
That came out wrong.
TMS Prime says:
Oh yes.
Hot clone sex.
Luke again says:
This whole conversation deserves an award.
TMS Prime says:
Post it in the IM quote thread.
I WANT AN AWARD
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
THAT'S A FUNNY WAY TO SPELL MY NAME.
Luke again says:
Imma gonna let you finish, but Merlin has the best IM quote OF ALL TIME.
TMS Prime says:
fff

[7:10:35 PM] Bross Lyra: And Ame, I hope you know that you just impregnated thousands of fish
[7:10:37 PM] Mythos: because you are a baby bird

Ame no Akai wrote:That just sounds so bad out of context.

[9:07:00 PM] Bross Lyra: Indecisive, aren't we
[9:08:04 PM] Shimahamaru: i don't know?
[9:08:06 PM] Shimahamaru: oh
[9:08:08 PM] Shimahamaru: wow
[9:08:10 PM] Bross Lyra: ...
[9:08:11 PM] Shimahamaru: that was unintentional

[11:02:42 PM] Snake Lizken: I love it when shaggy says SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
[11:02:43 PM] impmon08: with or without nuts

[1:23:06 PM] Trenny: 'Who's Marty McFly'
[1:23:16 PM] Marty McFly: i am

[3:31:24 PM] Bro Spectrum: YOGA
[3:31:26 PM] Black Nasty: LIKE. A. BITCH.