AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[11:16:20 PM] Air-rigg: speaking of, guess what I usually roleplay
[11:16:31 PM] Nibbles the Big Green Ice Cream Chocobo: ...porn?
[11:16:32 PM] Nanomaster: Marf?
[11:16:44 PM | Edited 11:16:49 PM] Nanomaster: It involves Marth 100%.

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Ame no Akai wrote:

lyrasen wrote: Fucking yes motherfucker. (I'm on a boat motherfucker.)

Well, it's a request. How about someone explains just why nobody's adding her?

Miss Lyrasen, it has come to my attention that I am required to inform you that the people of CAZF generally holds the view that you're a fucking bitch.
[size=0]I don't think you're a bitch, though.[/size]

[3:53:53 AM] Dane Vogel: FUCK YEAH NIDOKING
[3:53:56 AM] Lyrdown: WE CAN DO THAT BECAUSE
[3:53:59 AM] Parellologram: 114 DEFENSE YESZ
[3:54:00 AM] Lyrdown: WE’RE WEARING SUNGLASSES
[3:54:10 AM] Dane Vogel: BUT WHAT IF THERE IS NO SUN
[3:54:18 AM] Lyrdown: OBVIOUSLY
[3:54:19 AM] Lyrdown: THEN WE RIDE OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE
[3:54:22 AM] Parellologram: THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED THE BLACKGLASSES
[3:54:23 AM] Lyrdown: BUT STILL WITH THE SUNGLASSES ON
[3:54:32 AM] Dane Vogel: WHAT IF THERE IS NO SUN
[3:54:35 AM] Dane Vogel: ANYWHERE
[3:54:38 AM] Dane Vogel: AT ALL
[3:54:41 AM] Dane Vogel: EVER
[3:54:42 AM] Lyrdown: IT DOESN’T MATTER
[3:54:46 AM] Lyrdown: WE’RE JUST THAT COOL
[3:54:50 AM] Dane Vogel: I SEE
[3:54:56 AM] Dane Vogel: OR, RATHER
[3:55:00 AM] Dane Vogel: WITHOUT THE SUN
[3:55:02 AM] Dane Vogel: I DON'T SEE
[3:55:09 AM] Lyrdown: IT DOESN’T MATTER
[3:55:10 AM] Lyrdown: BECAUSE
[3:55:12 AM] Lyrdown: WE’RE COOL
[3:55:19 AM] Parellologram: THEY RADIATE SO MUCH AWESOMENESS THAT THEY NEED SUNGLASSES SO THEY DON'T BLIND THEMSELVES
[3:55:31 AM] Dane Vogel: I THINK THAT IS THE BEST SOLUTION TO ANY PROBLEM
[3:55:35 AM] Dane Vogel: IT DOESN'T MATTER
[3:55:39 AM] Dane Vogel: BECAUSE
[3:55:43 AM] Dane Vogel: WE'RE COOL
[3:55:52 AM] Dane Vogel: JUST IMAGINE THAT A PRESS CONFERENCE
[3:56:10 AM] Dane Vogel: "Sir, terrorists have just blown up half of the country"
[3:56:22 AM] Dane Vogel: "What are your thoughts"
[3:56:27 AM] Parellologram: When bothered, Armaldo responds with powerful attacks. It calms itself down afterwards by eating good food.
lolwat
[3:56:29 AM] Dane Vogel: "IT DOESN'T MATTER
[3:56:35 AM] Dane Vogel: BECAUSE
[3:56:39 AM] Dane Vogel: WE'RE COOL"
[3:56:47 AM] Lyrdown: TOTALLY, MAN
[3:57:04 AM] Dane Vogel: AND THE REPORTER WILL BE ALL LIKE
[3:57:09 AM] Dane Vogel: OK, THAT'S AWESOME
[3:57:15 AM] Lyrdown: “That is some awesome shit”
[3:57:20 AM] Dane Vogel: AND THEN RAINBOWS APPEAR
[3:57:31 AM] Lyrdown: And the terrorists fly off into the rainbow
[3:57:33 AM] Lyrdown: On pop flyin' unicorns
[3:57:46 AM] Dane Vogel: WITH LOVE FOR ALL HUMANITY
[3:57:47 AM] Lyrdown: And the president chases after them on a black unicorn
[3:57:51 AM] Lyrdown: A totally blank expression on his face
[3:57:58 AM] Lyrdown: His gun cocked and pointed at them
[3:58:03 AM] Lyrdown: Sunglasses covering his eyes
[3:58:21 AM] Dane Vogel: And on his unicorn
[3:58:24 AM] Lyrdown: And the terrorists are all “:D”
[3:58:29 AM] Lyrdown: oh, totally on his unicorn
[3:58:36 AM] Dane Vogel: But he's all ":|"
[3:58:39 AM] Lyrdown: We should get darkly to draw that
[3:58:44 AM] Dane Vogel: Or, rather
[3:58:50 AM] Dane Vogel: ">: |"
[3:58:54 AM] Lyrdown: No
[3:58:55 AM] Lyrdown: No expression at all
[3:58:58 AM] Lyrdown: Just :|
[3:59:01 AM] Dane Vogel: OH
[3:59:06 AM] Dane Vogel: WHAT ABOUT
[3:59:06 AM] Lyrdown: Or 8-|
[3:59:07 AM] Lyrdown: like that
[3:59:08 AM] Dane Vogel: :\
[3:59:23 AM] Dane Vogel: LIKE HE DOESNT REALLY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
[3:59:34 AM] Dane Vogel: BUT IS ALL
[3:59:39 AM] Lyrdown: Naw
[3:59:40 AM] Dane Vogel: OR RATHER
[3:59:40 AM] Lyrdown: he needs to look cool
[3:59:45 AM] Dane Vogel: B |
[4:00:03 AM] Dane Vogel: In a black suit
[4:00:10 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:00:12 AM] Dane Vogel: and leather gloves
[4:00:15 AM] Lyrdown: YES.
[4:00:18 AM] Dane Vogel: and big, biker boots
[4:00:19 AM] Lyrdown: Also a whip
[4:00:47 AM] Dane Vogel: He needs to have this aura
[4:00:50 AM] Dane Vogel: that just screams
[4:00:51 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:00:55 AM] Lyrdown: and the president MUST be Obama
[4:00:59 AM] Lyrdown: not Bush
[4:01:01 AM] Dane Vogel: it's serious busineess now, bitches
[4:01:07 AM] Lyrdown: it’d be hilarious if it was Bush
[4:01:07 AM] Lyrdown: but
[4:01:17 AM] Dane Vogel: He's just not the president anymore
[4:01:21 AM] Lyrdown: yes
[4:01:30 AM] Dane Vogel: And besides
[4:01:37 AM] Dane Vogel: He's probably fuck it up anyway
[4:01:39 AM] Lyrdown: In four years, if Obama runs again
[4:01:47 AM] Lyrdown: We need to make that his campaign poster
[4:01:52 AM] Lyrdown: Him chasing pop flyin' terrorists on unicorns
[4:01:59 AM] Lyrdown: Looking all badass as they fly into a rainbow
[4:02:03 AM] Lyrdown: He’d get ALL the votes
[4:02:04 AM] Dane Vogel: Will really apeal to parents
[4:02:08 AM] Lyrdown: Lawl
[4:02:18 AM] Lyrdown: “Your children are safe with me, ma’am.”
[4:02:22 AM] Lyrdown: “How do I know?”
[4:02:29 AM] Lyrdown: “because... *tilts sunglasses down*”
[4:02:35 AM] Lyrdown: “I’m cool.”
[4:02:44 AM] Dane Vogel: And he just gives them this bad arse look/reasurring look
[4:02:52 AM] Dane Vogel: And she's all like
[4:02:56 AM] Dane Vogel: "My hero"
[4:03:04 AM] Lyrdown: Absolutely
[4:03:15 AM] Lyrdown: THAT would be an awesome commercial
[4:03:22 AM] Lyrdown: Fuck this, we should run Obama’s campaign
[4:03:28 AM] Dane Vogel: Oh yes
[4:03:34 AM] Dane Vogel: Yes one million times
[4:03:54 AM] Dane Vogel: And the kid just looks up at Obama
[4:04:01 AM] Dane Vogel: and the kid says
[4:04:03 AM] Lyrdown: “Will you be my daddy?”
[4:04:11 AM] Lyrdown: and Obama says “Nah, kid. I’m too cool.”
[4:04:17 AM] Dane Vogel: No no
[4:04:20 AM] Dane Vogel: He says
[4:04:28 AM] Dane Vogel: "I'm AMERICA's daddy"
[4:04:37 AM] Lyrdown: And THEN he rides off into the sunset
[4:04:37 AM] Dane Vogel: or something cool
[4:04:49 AM] Dane Vogel: still on a unicorn?
[4:04:53 AM] Lyrdown: Naw
[4:04:55 AM] Lyrdown: In a limo
[4:05:00 AM] Lyrdown: The secret service agents dressed as ninjas
[4:05:07 AM] Dane Vogel: On a motorbike, on a limo
[4:05:11 AM] Lyrdown: YES
[4:05:28 AM] Dane Vogel: which is on a big tortise
[4:05:36 AM] Lyrdown: And there’s a clown on top of the limo too
[4:05:38 AM] Lyrdown: And Obama shoves it off
[4:05:47 AM] Lyrdown: With one hand
[4:05:54 AM] Dane Vogel: And the clown is all like
[4:06:00 AM] Dane Vogel: "Oh, my, god"
[4:06:07 AM] Lyrdown: “THANK YOU”
[4:06:07 AM] Dane Vogel: "He knew I was a spy"
[4:06:18 AM] Lyrdown: and Obama goes
[4:06:19 AM] Lyrdown: “Nah.”
[4:06:19 AM] Dane Vogel: or something dramatic
[4:06:21 AM] Lyrdown: “Clowns just aren’t cool.”
[4:06:37 AM] Dane Vogel: and so the clown puts some sunglasses on
[4:06:44 AM] Lyrdown: Rips off his goofy costume
[4:06:46 AM] Übermensch: brain... need blood... to much... heavy lifting...
[4:06:51 AM] Lyrdown: To reveal a business suit
[4:07:00 AM] Lyrdown: He splashes water on his face, wipes the paint off
[4:07:04 AM] Lyrdown: Combs his hair
[4:07:09 AM] Lyrdown: And rides off with Obama
[4:07:19 AM] Dane Vogel: standing on his shoulders
[4:07:26 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:07:31 AM] Dane Vogel: dual wielding GAL 43s
[4:07:32 AM] Lyrdown: And the clown honks a horn
[4:07:39 AM] Lyrdown: And Obama smacks it out of his hands
[4:07:41 AM] Lyrdown: and THEn wields those
[4:07:51 AM] Dane Vogel: EXCELLENT
[4:08:01 AM] Lyrdown: And then a screen at the end says “END.”
[4:08:10 AM] Dane Vogel: And then everybody cheers
[4:08:25 AM] Dane Vogel: and all the women in the crowd become instantly pregnant
[4:08:47 AM] Dane Vogel: EVEN IF THEY'RE ALREADY PREGNANT
[4:09:35 AM] Lyrdown: TWINS!
[4:09:36 AM] Dane Vogel: I'm putting this on a word document and saving it for ever
[4:09:40 AM] Lyrdown: Please do.
[4:09:41 AM] DokiDokiDokDookie: TWICE
[4:09:43 AM] Lyrdown: We should write a book.
[4:09:49 AM] Dane Vogel: We really should
[4:09:56 AM] Lyrdown: I told all this to my friend Ari
[4:09:57 AM] Lyrdown: she goes
[4:10:03 AM] Lyrdown: “I think I’m crying”
[4:10:11 AM] Dane Vogel: Out of sheer awesome
[4:10:14 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:10:34 AM] Lyrdown: This is so beautiful

Odyssey wrote:Also, Sceb, could you tell me why I'm not invited?

Lolspoilers.

Fooflyer wrote:This was like, last year or something

Ame no Akai wrote:Not all. Most.

[11:31:40 AM] Aether: Is that supposed to be a guy or a chick?
[11:31:55 AM] Air-rigg: That's Edward, from Coyboy Bebop
[11:32:00 AM] Air-rigg: (she's a girl)
[11:32:03 AM] Aether: Oh, okay.
[11:32:05 AM] Aether: I was about to say:
[11:32:07 AM] Aether: "EDWARD?"
[11:32:10 AM] Air-rigg: YES
[11:32:12 AM] Aether: "DRESSES LIKE A /FAG/."
[11:32:21 AM] Air-rigg: XDDDD

[8:44:12 AM] MirMir: Oh! Muffin!
[8:44:17 AM] Trenny: Yes?
[8:44:18 AM] MirMir: I mean Dark
[8:44:19 AM] Trenny: Oh
[8:44:22 AM] Trenny: OH I SEE
[8:44:24 AM] Trenny: HMPH
[8:44:34 AM] MirMir: BUT YOURE MY SUGAR PUFF
[8:44:40 AM] Trenny: DON'T!
[8:44:45 AM] Trenny: YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE
[8:44:47 AM] MirMir: BUT
[8:44:54 AM] MirMir: SUGAR PUFF-
[8:44:58 AM] Trenny: DON'T!
[8:44:58 AM] Trenny: JUST
[8:45:00 AM] Trenny: GET OUT!
[8:45:14 AM] MirMir: MY LITTLE FROSTIE, PLEASE
[8:45:20 AM] Trenny: BAWWWWWWWWWW! ;A;
[8:45:27 AM] Trenny: GET OUT!
[8:45:32 AM] MirMir: NO DONT DO THIS
[8:45:35 AM] MirMir: I LOVE YOU
[8:45:38 AM] Trenny: YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME
[8:45:44 AM] Trenny: STOP SUGAR COATING EVERYTHING
[8:45:54 AM] Trenny: YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE US DIABETES!
[8:46:16 AM] MirMir: BUT MY GLACE CHERRY
[8:46:24 AM] MirMir: ITS A SACRIFICE
[8:46:39 AM] MirMir: FOR OUR UNDYING SWEET SWEET GLUCOSE LOVE
[8:46:58 AM] Trenny: STOP!
[8:47:01 AM] Trenny: DON'T YOU KNOW
[8:47:06 AM] Trenny: I'M SWEET INTOLERANT
[8:47:13 AM] Trenny: FROM ALL OF THIS... THIS...
[8:47:17 AM] Trenny: SUGAR COATING!?
[8:47:37 AM] MirMir: A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
[8:47:43 AM] MirMir: DONT YOU REMEMBER
[8:47:47 AM] MirMir: THATS OUR SONG

[4:45:39 PM] Trenny: Well I mean
[4:45:41 PM] Trenny: Those BRs
[4:46:06 PM] Riodsey: gib moni pls
[4:46:09 PM] Riodsey: who they think they are
[4:46:20 PM] Trenny: BR
[4:46:41 PM] Riodsey: Oh yeah
[4:46:45 PM] Trenny: Wut
[4:46:45 PM] Riodsey: We also have that thing
[4:46:50 PM] Riodsey: of going crazy around
[4:46:58 PM] Riodsey: BR? BR? BR? BR?
[4:47:08 PM] Trenny: So I've heard
[4:47:11 PM] Trenny: And experienced
[4:47:15 PM] Riodsey: That's how the joke goes at least
[4:47:19 PM] Riodsey: Like,
[4:47:22 PM] Riodsey: "Yo hey dude"
[4:47:25 PM] Riodsey: "BR?"
[4:47:39 PM] Trenny: Hey Rio
[4:47:41 PM] Trenny: BR?
[4:48:10 PM] Riodsey: lolwut is dat a english word even
[4:48:18 PM] Trenny: Hey Rio
[4:48:19 PM] Trenny: BR?
[4:48:30 PM] Riodsey: I dunno
[4:48:31 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:48:40 PM] Trenny: BR?
[4:48:48 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:48:51 PM] Trenny: BR?
[4:49:12 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:12 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:12 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:13 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:14 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:14 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:14 PM] Riodsey: BR?
[4:49:17 PM] Trenny: no
[4:49:26 PM] Riodsey: k bye
[4:49:37 PM] Trenny: No don't leave me!
[4:49:39 PM] Riodsey: i report u
[4:49:54 PM] Trenny: Wtf did I do?
[4:50:02 PM] Trenny: @ignore
[4:50:12 PM] Riodsey: EHUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHE
[4:50:36 PM] Trenny: u fgt
[4:50:39 PM] Trenny: Gtfo
[4:50:41 PM] Riodsey: no u
[4:50:45 PM] Trenny: BR?

[4:57:24 PM] Riodsey: okay enough of abusing my country stereotypes on the internet
[4:57:24 PM] Trenny: i report u

Miss Spectrum 's throat will not stop bothering her
[9:16:51 PM] Babelfish: punch it
[9:16:52 PM] Babelfish: IN THE FACE
[9:16:53 PM] Melsax: aww.
[9:16:53 PM] Babelfish: wait
[9:16:56 PM] Melsax: Wat.