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Deuce · Post by **Deuce** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:44 pm

Shadow Moth7 (8:41:23 AM): Yesterday I saw a girl
DeucetheFanFan (8:41:28 AM): me too
Shadow Moth7 (8:41:30 AM): she had a shirt too
Shadow Moth7 (8:41:35 AM): and tiddies
DeucetheFanFan (8:41:48 AM): i think a lot of girls have those
Shadow Moth7 (8:41:55 AM): Oh really?

Early morning stupidity before COLIJ, oh noes.

Svelte · Post by **Svelte** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:32 pm

So yeah I hate my typos and often overreact to them. And what the hell, you know what I mean by "cheddar". Silly auto-filters.

¤Svelte says (4:05 PM):
Me either!.
Period.
Fuck off.
You're not wanted now.
Exclamation mark is already there he doesn't need your shit right now.
lexi says (4:05 PM):
xD!
lexi says (4:06 PM):
What if they make up and become buddies again?
¤Svelte says (4:06 PM):
Dude he keeps asking for cheddar.
Just.
Stop.
Go away.
There we go
lexi says (4:06 PM):
xD

Deuce · Post by **Deuce** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:52 am

"Ody" (9:49:11 PM): Emily and Westley sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G~
"Ody" (9:49:15 PM): First comes love, then comes marriage...
"Ody" (9:49:22 PM): ...then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage!

...

DeucetheFanFan (9:50:30 PM): and if it's abrupt it's because i punched myself
DeucetheFanFan (9:50:37 PM): home abortions olol
"Ody" (9:50:51 PM): ...
"Ody" (9:50:57 PM): YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON.
DeucetheFanFan (9:51:02 PM): INORITE <3

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:32 am

[9:30:57 PM] Oddsbeast: i punched a zombie to death
[9:31:00 PM] Oddsbeast: i feel cool
[9:31:06 PM] Gastonnicus: High five!
[9:31:07 PM] Gastonnicus: O/
[9:31:13 PM] Lolita: \O
[9:31:17 PM] Gastonnicus: HEY
[9:31:18 PM] Gastonnicus: NOT YOU
[9:31:19 PM] Lolita: stole'd
[9:31:25 PM] Lolita: ;3
[9:31:29 PM] Gastonnicus: ]:<

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:53 pm

[9:41:52 AM] Gastonnicus: Okay hi I'm back
[9:42:18 AM] Gastonnicus: Had a lovely shower :3
[9:42:29 AM] Unbla: ...
[9:42:31 AM] Unbla: had fun?
[9:42:51 AM] Gastonnicus: I always have fun in the shower. :3
[9:42:58 AM] Gastonnicus: How can you not? :3
[9:44:04 AM] Unbla: Well Trenny
[9:44:09 AM] Unbla: when a man and a woman
[9:44:14 AM] Unbla: love /themselves/ very much
[9:44:18 AM] Unbla: they take their hands and...
[9:44:20 AM] Gastonnicus: Like me?
[9:44:26 AM] Gastonnicus: Yeah?
[9:44:27 AM] Gastonnicus: And?
[9:44:32 AM] Unbla: Go ask your mother
[9:44:45 AM] Gastonnicus: Go ask my mommy what? :3
[9:45:09 AM] Unbla: Why you're so naive
[9:45:44 AM] Gastonnicus: :3
[9:46:06 AM] Gastonnicus: What's Naive mean, Big Bro Unbla?
[9:46:42 AM] Unbla: No
[9:46:47 AM] Unbla: stop being vulpixsister
[9:46:52 AM] Gastonnicus: HEY
[9:46:54 AM] Gastonnicus: BIG BRO!
[9:46:56 AM] Gastonnicus: HANDSTAND!

_patch · Post by **_patch** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:34 pm

Actual conversation, not IM

Friend: Imagine a collaboration game between Harmonix, Redoctane, Bungie and Valve. That would be the best game ever.
Me: You play as the bastard lovechild of master chief and Gordon Freeman, and are tasked with slaying the vast legions of Covenant/Combine mutants using only your wicked awesome powers of metal and rock!
Friend: So... Brutal Legend?

Post by **The Bouncer** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:25 pm

Odds:"I stole a horse and whenever I dismount it, it starts trotting away somewhere!"
Me: "That's because you STOLE IT!"
Dark: "Set it on fire."
Odds: "That won't make it stay!"
Dark: "YES IT WILL."

Odds:"...Does anybody else have this problem when they steal horses in this game?"

*more horse and fire talk*
Me: *explanation about how real horses freeze when a barn is on fire*
Dark: "SEE?!"
Odds: "I LIT IT ON FIRE, DARK. IT'S STILL RUNNING AWAY."

Odds: "I'm pretty tempted to let it run off, but I stole it fair and square."

Odds: "I KILLED IT, I killed the horse! *whimper* I'm sad, I killed a pretty horse!"

Me: "Odds's little pony, Odds's little pony~"
Odds: "IT'S DEAD."
Dark: *continues song*

Odds: "The most mortifying thing I've ever seen is that horse roll down a hill..."
Dark: *more singing about boners*

Odds: "I'm crying now. It's all Dark's fault!"

[5:30:15 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: ODD'S LITTLE PONY
ODD'S LITTLE PONY
I THINK IT'S ROLLING DOWN THE HILL~

ODD'S LITTLE PONY
ODD'S LITTLE PONY
I'M PRETTY SURE IT EXPLODED ON THE VALLEY FLOOR~

ODD'S LITTLE PONY
ODD'S LITTLE PONY
NOW THE OTHERS WILL LEARN TH OBEY HER~

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:28 pm

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Post by **The Bouncer** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:30 pm

Odds wrote:BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Odds: "YOU GUYS MAKE ME SO SAD."
Dark: "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED THE PONY!"
Odds:"YOU TOLD ME TO!"
Def: "I love boners. Especially dead ones rolling down the hill."
Odds: "My cat won't hug me now!"
Dark: "She knows about the pony."

Odds: "I loved that pony like A SON!"
Dark: "YOU SET IT ON FIRE!"
Odds: "I'm killing this beggar now."
Dark: "WHAT."
Odds: "Burning down this forest."
Dark: "YOU'RE JUST KILLING MORE WITH NO REGRET"
Odds: "THE PONY WAS A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE."
Def: "Remind me to never love you, Odds."
Me: "I love you, Odds!"

Odds: "I WILL NEVER BE pop flyin' AGAIN."

Odds: "Oh hey, there's a deer over here. Wait, deer, come back!"
Me: "It knows about the pony!"
Odds: *whimper* "Come back, deer!"

[5:40:14 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: The pony had a wife, and kids
[5:40:22 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: The kid was going to college
[5:40:27 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: And you killed it
[5:40:32 PM] Lolita: YOU KILLED IT, ODDS
[5:40:34 PM] Lolita: LIVE WITH IT
[5:40:35 PM] Lolita: FOREVER
[5:40:36 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: The pony kid will never went to college
[5:40:51 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: The pony kid worked at Oblicion McDonalds for its entire life
[5:40:59 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: His wife divorced him
[5:41:08 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: He lived his last days in a box
[5:41:12 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: Down by the river
[5:41:15 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: His wife had cancer
[5:41:17 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: and died
[5:41:26 PM] Chrono Legionnaire: I hope you are pop flyin' Odds
[5:41:30 PM] Oddsbeast: I'LL MURDER YOUR WIFE AND KIDS
[5:42:04 PM] Lolita: JUST LIKE YOU MURDERED YOUR HORSE?
[5:42:07 PM] Yanisaur: KILL THE BEAST
[5:42:10 PM] Yanisaur: KILL THE BEAST
[5:42:22 PM] Oddsbeast: :'(

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:50 am

Yeili am I ever going to be invited to your magical chats.

Anywho.

Ferret Buccaneer (8:47:07 PM): GO STEVE GO
Ferret Buccaneer (8:47:09 PM): RAPE THAT ZUBAT
Ferret Buccaneer (8:47:11 PM): brb
Knife Firing Fun (8:48:38 PM): I thought you said grape that zubat
Knife Firing Fun (8:48:42 PM): "i accidentally a grape"
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:43 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:45 PM): Lol'd.
Knife Firing Fun (8:48:49 PM): turrhurrdurr
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:52 PM): GRAPE THAT ZUBAT
Knife Firing Fun (8:48:54 PM): YOUUU
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:55 PM): GRAPE IT GOOD AND HARD
Knife Firing Fun (8:48:58 PM): GRAPE THAT ZUBT
Knife Firing Fun (8:48:59 PM): *ZUBAT
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:00 PM): YOUUU
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:02 PM): GRAPE THAT ZUBAT
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:03 PM): YOUUUU
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:04 PM): holy shit
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:05 PM): SONG
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:06 PM): SONG
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:07 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:08 PM): YES
Knife Firing Fun (8:49:14 PM): SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:37 am

Bold = call

Unbla: *random chatter*
[4:06:22 PM] Scabby: Was that Unba?
[4:06:25 PM] Lolita: wait
[4:06:27 PM] Lolita: Unba
[4:06:28 PM] Lolita: is that your
Unbla: Yeah, it is.
[4:06:30 PM] Lolita: OH MY GOD
[4:06:31 PM] Lolita: YOUR VOICE
[4:06:36 PM] Lolita: IS DELICIOUS
Unbla: Wh-
[4:06:44 PM] Scabby: UNBA.
[4:06:46 PM] Lolita: Unba please continue talking I love your voice <3
Unbla: It's not that amazing.
[4:06:48 PM] Scabby: SAY METAL GEAR!
[4:06:52 PM] Lolita: YES!
Unbla: No I wouldn't do it good.
[4:06:55 PM] Lolita: :c
[4:06:56 PM] Lolita: yes you would
Unbla: *sigh*
Unbla: Unh, metal gear
[4:07:05 PM] Lolita: please, unba?
Unbla: I just did
[4:07:07 PM] Lolita: I didn't hear you
[4:07:08 PM] Lolita: :c
[4:07:12 PM] Lolita: pleaaaaaaaase?
Unbla: Unh, metal gear
[4:07:16 PM] Lolita: ohhh that was delicious <3
[4:07:20 PM] Unbla: Was not
[4:07:24 PM] Scabby: Yes, it was.
[4:07:29 PM] Lolita: Unba you have made it onto my list to kidnap and rape you

I still don't see what's so amazing.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:21 am

God fucking dammit I want in the fucking calls.

Knife Firing Fun (10:20:23 PM): the mangaka was obviously a bara fetishit
Knife Firing Fun (10:20:26 PM): *FETISHIST
Knife Firing Fun (10:20:27 PM): jalskdnflkna

Fetishit.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:29 am

Ame no Akai wrote:
lyrasen wrote:God fucking dammit I want in the fucking calls.
Really now.

Fucking yes motherfucker. (I'm on a boat motherfucker.)

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:38 am

Ame no Akai wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote: Really now.
Fucking yes motherfucker. (I'm on a boat motherfucker.)
Well, it's a request. How about someone explains just why nobody's adding her?

Miss Lyrasen, it has come to my attention that I am required to inform you that the people of CAZF generally holds the view that you are a fucking bitch.
[size=0]I don't think you're a bitch, though.[/size]

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:49 am

scebboaliwiw wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
lyrasen wrote: Fucking yes motherfucker. (I'm on a boat motherfucker.)
Well, it's a request. How about someone explains just why nobody's adding her?
Miss Lyrasen, it has come to my attention that I am required to inform you that the people of CAZF generally holds the view that you're a fucking bitch.
[size=0]I don't think you're a bitch, though.[/size]

Oh.

Okay.