[9:14:51 PM] BoN: <A Lesser Fungus has appeared!>
[9:15:03 PM] BoN: >Attack
Magic
Items
Taunt
Flee
[9:15:24 PM] Ann G.: Taunt!
[9:16:02 PM] BoN: "Your father wasn't a fungus!" you shout, hoping to intimidate the Lesser Fungus.
[9:16:36 PM] BoN: The Lesser Fungus cannot hear and thus is unaffected by your shortly-thought out insult.
[9:17:05 PM] BoN: It strikes you with its Rusted Meat Cleaver for 24 damage!
[9:17:13 PM] BoN: 26/50 HP
[9:17:31 PM] BoN: >Attack
Magic
Items
Taunt
Flee
[9:17:49 PM] GDI Commando: >Magic
[9:18:30 PM] BoN: >Stabbity Ice Cream Cones
AIDS Needle
Insanely Powerful Manflesh Revealing
[9:19:31 PM] Ann G.: >attack
[9:19:37 PM] GDI Commando: XD
[9:19:59 PM] BoN: You squirt it with your Tiny Watering Can.
[9:20:11 PM] BoN: The Lesser Fungus does not seem all that fazed.
[9:20:21 PM] BoN: LF: 29/30
[9:20:31 PM] Ann G.: >flee
[9:20:56 PM] BoN: You try to run, and slip on a convenient banana some jerk kid tossed out on the side of the road for some reason.
[9:21:05 PM] BoN: The Lesser Fungus advances upon you.
[9:21:20 PM] BoN: >Attack
Magic
Items
Taunt
Flee
[9:21:39 PM] Ann G.: >Items
[9:22:58 PM] BoN: >Sugar Waffle Ice Cream Cones x24
Sweet, Sweet Pocky x13
Orange Flower x3
Ripe Melon x2
Yaoi Fanfiction x9344
40 Cheddar
[9:23:37 PM] Ann G.: >Yaoi Fanfiction on Lesser Fungus
[9:24:25 PM] BoN: You throw your precious precious beloved fanfiction at the Lesser Fungus. Oh, hapless Edward and Jacob... But they have died in your stead.
[9:24:42 PM] BoN: The Lesser Fungus envelops the fanfiction only to realize it is being burned from the inside.
[9:24:49 PM] BoN: LF: 19/30
[9:25:15 PM] BoN: It wastes its turn thrashing about, trying to rid itself of this terrible poison.
[9:25:25 PM] BoN: >Attack
Magic
Items
Taunt
Flee
[9:25:42 PM] GDI Commando: MAGIC
[9:25:55 PM] GDI Commando: [9:18 PM] Maxy: Insanely Powerful Manflesh Revealin
<<<
[9:25:59 PM] Xestev:
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/20 ... etail.html
[9:26:09 PM] BoN: >Stabbity Ice Cream Cones
AIDS Needle
Insanely Powerful Manflesh Revealing
[9:26:16 PM] GDI Commando: [9:25 PM] Maxy: Insanely Powerful Manflesh Revealing
<<<
[9:26:27 PM] BoN: You dramatically raise your shirt, releasing the glories of the human body upon the fungus...
[9:26:40 PM] BoN: ...Only to realize that you are a woman. Seriously, why did you learn this spell?
[9:26:54 PM] Yeili: tiddies.
[9:26:57 PM] GDI Commando: I'm not a woman...
[9:26:58 PM] Ann G.: Couldn't it still work?
[9:27:00 PM] BoN: No.
[9:27:03 PM] Ann G.: because of bewbs
[9:27:05 PM] BoN: You're wearing a sweater anyways.
[9:27:06 PM] Ann G.: daisies.
[9:27:08 PM] Ann G.: Um
[9:27:14 PM] Ann G.: >AIDS Needle
[9:27:25 PM] Yeili: Who are you, Shaggy?
[9:27:38 PM] GDI Commando: I'mma man.
[9:27:40 PM] BoN: The fungus is now at 9/30 HP. It seems to have gained a resolve, however.
[9:27:49 PM] Yeili: FULL RESTORE!
[9:27:52 PM] Yeili: 30/30 HP
[9:27:56 PM] BoN: In a mad dash, it rushes at you with its slowly melting hands, enveloped in steam.
[9:27:59 PM] Yeili: loljk
[9:28:25 PM] BoN: However, with the wonderful yaoi imbedded in its body it is clumsy.
[9:28:30 PM] BoN: You easily dodge the fatal blow.
[9:28:40 PM] BoN: You pull out your AIDS needle.
[9:28:58 PM] BoN: In one fluid motion, you jab it into the fungus, and inject it with the terrible venom.
[9:29:14 PM] BoN: Unfortunately it seems to have negated the hot yaoi ink coursing through the Lesser Fungus.
[9:29:19 PM] Yeili: HIV is a virus, not a venom :U
[9:29:22 PM] BoN: Yaoi is never fun once someone gets AIDS.
[9:29:22 PM] Yeili: Or...is it?
[9:29:27 PM] BoN: I wouldn't know.
[9:29:43 PM] BoN: This is a textventure, foo.
[9:29:55 PM] BoN: LF: 5/30
[9:30:18 PM] BoN: The Lesser Fungus, free of its terrible hot mansex, begins its assault anew.
[9:30:38 PM] BoN: However, you realize that it is attacking in exactly the same pattern as always.
[9:31:06 PM] BoN: You simply step to the side as it jumps around through the air.
[9:31:18 PM] Ann G.: >Stabbity Ice cream cones
[9:31:56 PM] BoN: You release the Sugar of a Thousand Souls, said to have been condensed from the very tears of the God of the Underworld.
[9:32:14 PM] BoN: They fly into the Lesser Fungus's back, impaling it in a sweet, stabbity death.
[9:32:43 PM] BoN: You have won the battle.
[9:34:02 PM] BoN: Gained 13 EXP
Regained 4 Sugar Waffle Ice Cream Cones
Found a Four-Leaf Clover
[9:34:22 PM] BoN: Unfortunately, your favorite Yaoi Fanfiction has been lost forever.
[9:34:25 PM] BoN: It cannot be replaced.
[9:34:43 PM] BoN: You look at the rotting, bubbling corpse.
[9:35:18 PM] BoN: Slowly, as if in molasses, you pull out your Ethereal Notebook and Pencil from hammerspace.
[9:36:03 PM] BoN: You begin to write, word by word, about hot Lesser Fungus humping Sugar Waffle Ice Cream Cones.
[9:36:16 PM] Ann G.: >Good, I never really liked Edward and Jacob
[9:36:48 PM] BoN: Hours later, in the dying light, you have aquired 4 pages of Yaoi Fanfiction.
[9:36:56 PM] BoN: It will take 10 to make one Yaoi Fanfiction story.
[9:36:59 PM] Yeili: >Good, I never really liked TWILIGHT IN GENERAL
[9:37:04 PM] Yeili: :U
[9:37:19 PM] BoN: As soon as the sun slips under the horizon, YOU GET EATEN BY A GRUE
[9:37:22 PM] BoN: YOU LOSE THE GAME.
