IM Quote Thread.

[The Bouncer]

[6:08:18 PM] Yeili: Trennicus and I have the exact same bra size.
[6:08:25 PM] Lyrabag: ...lovely
[6:08:27 PM] Trennicus: ISN'T THAT COOL?
[6:08:28 PM] Water Tango: Score.
[6:08:31 PM] Xestev: ...
[6:08:37 PM] Trennicus: WE CAN BE BRA BUDDIES
[6:08:39 PM] Xestev: Doesn't Trennicus think she has gigantinormous tits?
[6:08:42 PM] Tall- Hatted Doki Doki: YEILI, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
[6:08:42 PM] Yeili: /AWESOME/
[6:08:49 PM] Yeili: I'm 15.
[6:08:52 PM] Trennicus: They are gigantinormous
[6:08:56 PM] Xestev: WHAT SIZE?
[6:09:00 PM] Trennicus: E~
[6:09:04 PM] Xestev: ...
[6:09:05 PM] Trennicus: LOL JK JK
[6:09:06 PM] Xestev: Holy fucking shit.
[6:09:07 PM] Yeili: TREN DON'T LIE
[6:09:12 PM] Three Dog: Nais.

:awesome:

[Odyssey]

ilu

You little slut.

[corsica]

ilu

You little slut.

No that's me.

[lyra/dicks]

ilu

You little slut.

No that's me.

With the emphasis on "little."

[corsica]

You little slut.

No that's me.

With the emphasis on "little."

:C

[The Bouncer]

[11:33:10 AM] The Big Cheese!: I'm pretty sure the staff helping the kids are like, mobsters
[11:33:27 AM] The Big Cheese!: I like how they think they're engieineers
[11:33:33 AM] Admiral Lyrabag: my jooce is all gone :<
[11:33:38 AM] Übermensch: XD
[11:33:39 AM] The Big Cheese!: look dad i'm erectin a dispenser
[11:33:42 AM] The Big Cheese!: look dad
[11:33:44 AM] Übermensch: XD
[11:33:47 AM] The Big Cheese!: why don't you love me dad
[11:33:51 AM] The Big Cheese!: dispenser dad
[11:33:55 AM] Übermensch: That's horribly awesome~
[11:34:03 AM] Yeili: shut up dadspenser you're not my real dad
[11:34:09 AM] Water Tango: Shut up daddispenser--FUCK YOU
[11:34:12 AM] Yeili: HAH
[11:34:15 AM] Übermensch: lawl
[11:34:26 AM] The Big Cheese!: goddamnit son you're the reason your mom sapped me
[11:34:38 AM] Übermensch: XD

[lyra/dicks]

[3:59:59 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: And where do they go when they die?
[4:00:04 PM] Xestev: THE INTERNET.

I wanna go to the internet when I die!

[Odyssey]

[12:19:41 AM] Tayc N. Forg Rantid: They're too horny now. Your only hope is to post Rosie O' Donnell Rule 34.
[12:19:42 AM] Admiral Lyrabag: YESSSSS

[12:21:43 AM] Xestev: LYRA IS JEWISH.
[12:21:43 AM] Trennicus: Therefore
[12:21:47 AM] Trennicus: Awesome voice
[12:21:48 AM] Admiral Lyrabag: NOOO.

Showed up the other way around for everyone else, apparently, but mine's more exploitable than Tren's version.

[Trennicus]

[9:21:37 PM] Trennicus: Therefore
[9:21:38 PM] Xestev: LYRA IS JEWISH.

[Odyssey]

[1:07:52 PM] Maxy: I looks more like Root Beet

[lyra/dicks]

Maxy sidles up next to Lyra
[1:27:39 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: THAT'S A COW

[7:58:16 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: You blow!
[7:58:23 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: Indeed
[7:58:42 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: Did you blow hard?
[7:58:46 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: Yes
[7:58:47 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: Yes I did
[7:58:53 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: All I can say is that was a mighty fine blow job.

[Defenestrator2.0]

[10:59:35 PM] *** Defface added Dark Surfer ***
[10:59:37 PM] Lolita: DEAR LORD I AM REALLY HOT RIGHT NOWFF

[lyra/dicks]

[11:57:55 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: Of course Ody raped Rio.
[11:58:02 PM] Admiral Lyrabag: He's Ody.
[11:58:04 PM] Riodsey: One more, before I leave

Knife Firing Fun (1:29:38 AM): He plays hockey now. -gigglesnort-
Ferret Buccaneer (1:29:41 AM): Oh gods
Knife Firing Fun (1:29:43 AM): INORITE
Knife Firing Fun (1:29:44 AM): BAHAHA
Ferret Buccaneer (1:29:48 AM): How many teeth has he lost
Knife Firing Fun (1:29:50 AM): 2
Knife Firing Fun (1:29:51 AM): XD
Ferret Buccaneer (1:29:53 AM): ONLY?
Ferret Buccaneer (1:29:58 AM): TELL HIM TO GET HIS booty IN THE GAME!
Knife Firing Fun (1:30:02 AM): i lost
Ferret Buccaneer (1:30:10 AM): my dad always says
Ferret Buccaneer (1:30:12 AM): if you don't get hurt
Ferret Buccaneer (1:30:16 AM): you're not playing hard enough
Knife Firing Fun (1:30:21 AM): That, sir
Knife Firing Fun (1:30:22 AM): is indeed
Knife Firing Fun (1:30:23 AM): what she said
Ferret Buccaneer (1:30:31 AM): LAWL

Knife Firing Fun (1:33:38 AM):
FELIN
Ferret Buccaneer (1:33:40 AM): yes
Knife Firing Fun (1:33:41 AM): *FLINE
Ferret Buccaneer (1:33:43 AM): I mean the feline
Ferret Buccaneer (1:33:44 AM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (1:33:45 AM): HAHAHAA
Knife Firing Fun (1:33:49 AM): **FLElINE
Knife Firing Fun (1:33:51 AM): alksdfjajdsfjalkdsjflakdsfnakjlsduc9oW389084O82WAE74209RW
Knife Firing Fun (1:33:56 AM): ***FUCKYOU

[Odyssey]

Odyssey1319 (9:40:07 AM): You know, if all the Magikarps in the ocean used Splash at the same time...
Knife Firing Fun (9:40:12 AM): ...
Knife Firing Fun (9:40:14 AM): that's.
Knife Firing Fun (9:40:15 AM): how.
Knife Firing Fun (9:40:17 AM): hurricane katrina.
Knife Firing Fun (9:40:18 AM): happended.

Odyssey1319 (10:12:39 AM): OH U~
Knife Firing Fun (10:12:44 AM): Yes, me
Knife Firing Fun (10:12:48 AM): who else would you be referring to
Knife Firing Fun (10:12:50 AM): -oh ho ho-
Odyssey1319 (10:13:45 AM): Yermam.
Knife Firing Fun (10:14:39 AM): I don't have a mom my mother is dead and my father got remarried to a 16 year old boy who i'm secretly sleeping with
Odyssey1319 (10:14:47 AM): ...
Odyssey1319 (10:14:48 AM): WHAT.
Knife Firing Fun (10:14:48 AM): i'm either a compulsive liar or have been playing too many dating sims
Knife Firing Fun (10:14:49 AM): OH ME

[WonderWall]

theparkonpiano: Designer Snuggies? People are silly.
LittleBlackCattt: Haha I want a Snuggieee~
LittleBlackCattt: They're so big you could have sex in it in front of your parents and they wouldn't even notice.
theparkonpiano: YES.