AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[11:28:06 PM] Überfraulein: She was holding a snake and her foowear was boots
[11:28:08 PM] Xarcosm: Wait what the hell
[11:28:13 PM] Xarcosm: Why do I have two Ekans
[11:28:14 PM] Überfraulein: which made me wtf

[7:42:36 PM] Lyrdown: SALEM WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?
[7:42:37 PM] Salem The Starwinger: Hah...
[7:42:37 PM] Expert: TESTICLES

Uberfraulein: uugh people are setting off fireworks I wanna watch things explode-not that I just watched a three hour Michael Bay movie or anything.

[23:31:58] Don_HH2K: I mean it's not fair, he got to make out in the back of my car before I did.

Don_HH2K wrote:An interesting look into the social life of Don:

[23:31:58] Don_HH2K: I mean it's not fair, he got to make out in the back of my car before I did.

[2:52:44 PM] Lyrdown: A bird.
[2:52:45 PM] Tall- Hatted Doki Doki: With a beard

[3:10:05 PM] Zachy: They have the most delicious gyros just down the road from the convention center.
[3:10:18 PM] What is a Def?!: Oh fuck yes gyros.
[3:10:21 PM] Zachy: yes.
[3:10:27 PM] Zachy: WE CAN SHARE A GYRO
[3:10:30 PM] Zachy: SO ROMANTIC
[3:10:34 PM] Zachy: gee-roh
[3:10:37 PM] Game Angel: yeero
[3:10:41 PM] Game Angel: yee-roh
[3:10:45 PM] Zachy: whatevur.
[3:10:52 PM] What is a Def?!: SHARE ONE LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMP
[3:10:57 PM] Lyrasen: oh god
[3:11:06 PM] Zachy: i'm talking about us, def
[3:11:09 PM] Zachy: its gonna get hot
[3:11:13 PM] What is a Def?!: So hot
[3:11:21 PM] Zachy: :d
[3:11:25 PM] What is a Def?!:
[3:11:30 PM] Tall-Hatted Yanimae: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT DEF
[3:11:46 PM] Zachy: meet your lips at the sour cream
[3:11:59 PM] What is a Def?!: ;D
[3:12:05 PM] Tall-Hatted Yanimae: True Love
[3:12:08 PM] Zachy: yeah weird
[3:12:16 PM] What is a Def?!: Without a doubt.

[3:41:53 PM] What is a Def?!: That's no moon, that's goatse!
[3:41:55 PM] Überfraulein: YEAAAAAAAAAH

[3:42:50 PM] Tall- Hatted Doki Doki: SUCK MY DIIIICK
[3:43:11 PM] Maxy: CONNECTED TO YOUR INTESTIIIIIIIIINES
[3:43:40 PM] Überfraulein: AND THEN DIIEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:43:55 PM] Maxy: FROM A SWELLED THROAAAAAAAT

[11:02:42 PM] Überfraulein: EVERYONE STOP DISTRACTING DARKLY
[11:02:49 PM] Expert: DARKLY DARKLY
[11:02:51 PM] Expert: DISTRACT
[11:02:59 PM] Überfraulein: NOOOOO
[11:02:59 PM] Xarcosm: SELF-DISTRACT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED

[12:59:00 AM] Maxy: Also, girls don't have balls.
[12:59:03 AM] Maxy: Unless...
[12:59:07 AM] Xarcosm: Or DO they?
[12:59:10 AM] Xarcosm: (read: Trennicus)

[4:00:03 PM] Maxy: HE DRINKS YOUR WATER
[4:00:05 PM] Maxy: HE DRINKS IT UP
[4:00:05 PM] Yeili: ...That's water Ody's been in.
[4:00:14 PM] Übermensch throws up

[11:22:21 PM] Xertrov: So his power is to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
[11:22:25 PM] Xestev: DUDE.
[11:22:26 PM] Xestev: YES.
[11:22:26 PM] Xarcosm: YES
[11:22:34 PM] Xestev: Wait.
[11:22:39 PM] Xestev: Does that make him a pedophile by extension?
[11:22:41 PM] Xestev: ...
[11:22:44 PM] Xarcosm: ...
[11:22:45 PM] Xestev: We'd best not answer that.
[11:22:52 PM] Xarcosm: TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT

Trennicus wrote:WHAT.

I could just cry right now.

Odyssey wrote:

[4:00:03 PM] Maxy: HE DRINKS YOUR WATER
[4:00:05 PM] Maxy: HE DRINKS IT UP
[4:00:05 PM] Creeper: ...That's water Ody's been in.
[4:00:14 PM] Übermensch throws up

It rhymes.