IM Quote Thread.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:14 pm

[2:02:39 PM] Lyrdown: “Your children are safe with me, ma’am.”
[2:02:42 PM] Lyrdown: “How do I know?”
[2:02:49 PM] Lyrdown: “because... *tilts sunglasses down*”
[2:02:53 PM] Lyrdown: “I’m cool.”
[2:03:13 PM] Dane Vogel: And she's all like
[2:03:17 PM] Dane Vogel: "My hero"
[2:04:16 PM] Dane Vogel: And the kid just looks up at Obama
[2:04:22 PM] Dane Vogel: and the kid says
[2:04:23 PM] Lyrdown: “Will you be my daddy?”
[2:04:31 PM] Lyrdown: and Obama says “Nah, kid. I’m too cool.”
[2:04:38 PM] Dane Vogel: No no
[2:04:41 PM] Dane Vogel: He says
[2:04:49 PM] Dane Vogel: "I'm AMERICA's daddy"
[2:04:57 PM] Lyrdown: And THEN he rides off into the sunset
[2:04:58 PM] Dane Vogel: or something cool
[2:05:11 PM] Dane Vogel: still on a unicorn?
[2:05:14 PM] Lyrdown: Naw
[2:05:15 PM] Lyrdown: In a limo
[2:05:21 PM] Lyrdown: The secret service agents dressed as ninjas
[2:05:28 PM] Dane Vogel: On a motorbike, on a limo
[2:05:32 PM] Lyrdown: YES
[2:05:50 PM] Dane Vogel: which is on a big tortise
[2:05:56 PM] Lyrdown: And there’s a clown on top of the limo too
[2:05:59 PM] Lyrdown: And Obama shoves it off
[2:06:06 PM] Lyrdown: With one hand
[2:06:15 PM] Dane Vogel: And the clown is all like
[2:06:23 PM] Dane Vogel: "Oh, my, god"
[2:06:27 PM] Lyrdown: “THANK YOU”
[2:06:28 PM] Dane Vogel: "He knew I was a spy"
[2:06:35 PM] Lyrdown: and Obama goes
[2:06:37 PM] Lyrdown: “Nah.”
[2:06:41 PM] Dane Vogel: or something dramatic
[2:06:41 PM] Lyrdown: “Clowns just aren’t cool.”
[2:06:59 PM] Dane Vogel: and so the clown puts some sunglasses on
[2:07:04 PM] Lyrdown: Rips off his goofy costume
[2:07:12 PM] Lyrdown: To reveal a business suit
[2:07:21 PM] Lyrdown: He splashes water on his face, wipes the paint off
[2:07:24 PM] Lyrdown: Combs his hair
[2:07:29 PM] Lyrdown: And rides off with Obama
[2:07:43 PM] Dane Vogel: standing on his shoulders
[2:07:53 PM] Dane Vogel: dual wielding GAL 43s
[2:07:53 PM] Lyrdown: And the clown honks a horn
[2:08:00 PM] Lyrdown: And Obama smacks it out of his hands
[2:08:02 PM] Lyrdown: and THEn wields those
[2:08:21 PM] Lyrdown: And then a screen at the end says “END.”

Read the whole thing because of its pure awesomeness.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:26 pm

LOOK RACISM AND POKEMON IN ONE PLACE

Jiggles the Fat Man: WAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFET
Wobbuffet: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAFEEEEEEEEEET
Jiggles the Fat Man: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Wobbuffet: WAAAAAAAAAAAABBAAAAFEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT
Jiggles the Fat Man: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Wobbuffet: BIDOOF
Jiggles the Fat Man: WOBA
Jiggles the Fat Man: FOOD
Jiggles the Fat Man: IB
Wobbuffet: BIDOOF
Wobbuffet: BIDOOF
Wobbuffet: BIDOOF IS ON FIRE
Jiggles the Fat Man: BIDOOF SUFFERED DAMAGE FROM BURN
Jiggles the Fat Man: BIDOOF FAINTED
Wobbuffet: PENIS LEARNED HARDEN
Jiggles the Fat Man: FINE, WE'LL RAISE YOUR PENIS FOR A WHILE
Wobbuffet: PENIS LEARNED TAIL WAG
Jiggles the Fat Man: TAIL WHIP
Jiggles the Fat Man: WHIP
Wobbuffet: PENIS LEARNED SLAP
Jiggles the Fat Man: YOU MEAN TURKEY LEARNED SLAP
Jiggles the Fat Man: PENIS LEARNED WATER GUN
Wobbuffet: JEW WAS HURT BY BURN
Wobbuffet: JEW FAINTED
Jiggles the Fat Man: NIGGER PLEASE
Wobbuffet: YOU
Wobbuffet: YOU
Jiggles the Fat Man: me
Jiggles the Fat Man: ME
Wobbuffet: DOUBLE JINX
Jiggles the Fat Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:27 pm

No.

Fucking.

Way.

Odyssey · Post by **Odyssey** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:19 am

[1:16:39 AM] Darby: Well, it'd be humorous in the sense of "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET AROUND TO THERE"
[1:16:59 AM] Darby: But it'd be kinda assholish, and plus it gives more of an urgent sense to move on when you hear her right behind you.
[1:17:06 AM] Stephen: That's the point.
[1:17:09 AM] Stephen: You have to keep moving.
[1:17:12 AM] Stephen: Or she'll find you.
[1:17:15 AM] Stephen: And kill you.
[1:17:29 AM] Yeili: Don't talk about me behind my back
[1:17:32 AM] Yeili: Oh wait

Post by **The Bouncer** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:23 am

Odyssey wrote:
[1:16:39 AM] Darby: Well, it'd be humorous in the sense of "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET AROUND TO THERE"
[1:16:59 AM] Darby: But it'd be kinda assholish, and plus it gives more of an urgent sense to move on when you hear her right behind you.
[1:17:06 AM] Stephen: That's the point.
[1:17:09 AM] Stephen: You have to keep moving.
[1:17:12 AM] Stephen: Or she'll find you.
[1:17:15 AM] Stephen: And kill you.
[1:17:29 AM] Creeper: Don't talk about me behind my back
[1:17:32 AM] Creeper: Oh wait

:awesome:

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:00 am

XSugarSuicide (9:58:27 PM): fuck oddish
Ferret Buccaneer (9:58:30 PM): *presses the Rape button*

This was the context:

Ferret Buccaneer (9:58:14 PM): SILLY GEODUDE
Ferret Buccaneer (9:58:20 PM): YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ODDISH'S ABSORB ATTACK
XSugarSuicide (9:58:27 PM): fuck oddish
Ferret Buccaneer (9:58:30 PM): *presses the Rape button*
XSugarSuicide (9:58:31 PM): bellsprout knows absorb too
Ferret Buccaneer (9:58:36 PM): no it doesn't
XSugarSuicide (9:58:39 PM): shhhhh
Ferret Buccaneer (9:58:39 PM): it knows vine whip
XSugarSuicide (9:58:43 PM): SHHHH

Lyrdown melts.
[12:47:18 AM] The Big Cheese!: The Big Cheese! grabs lyra
[12:47:22 AM] The Big Cheese!: eww
[12:47:22 AM] Lyrdown: I AM A PUDDLE
[12:47:23 AM] Lyrdown: HOW
[12:47:27 AM] The Big Cheese!: melty lyrabutt
[12:47:34 AM] Yeili: Yeili vaccums up Lyra.
[12:47:35 AM] Lyrdown: I AM MELTBOB LYRAPANTS!
[12:47:41 AM] Yeili: Now she's in this bag.
[12:47:50 AM] Lyrdown: yeili yeili it's dark in here yeili
[12:47:51 AM] The Big Cheese!: Mail it to Hershey tow
[12:47:56 AM] Yeili: NO
[12:48:00 AM] The Big Cheese!: I am not in there
[12:48:00 AM] Lyrdown: oh god
[12:48:00 AM] Yeili: I will treasure this bag
[12:48:03 AM] Lyrdown: the dust bunnies
[12:48:03 AM] Yeili: Forever
[12:48:06 AM] Lyrdown: THE DUST BUNNIES YEILI

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:00 am

(Dark is playing some song about how dead puppies aren't much fun into the voice chat)

[11:58:13 PM] Yeili: Wh- wh-... DEAD PUPPIES?
[11:58:18 PM] *** Yeili ejected Dark Surfer from this conversation. ***
[11:58:23 PM] *** Yeili added Dark Surfer ***
[11:58:28 PM] Yeili: Now what did we learn?
[11:58:31 PM] Dark Surfer: 0:
[11:58:34 PM] Dark Surfer: DEAD PUPPIES
[11:58:42 PM] Dark Surfer: AREN'T MUCH FUN

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:24 pm

[6:22:56 PM] Übermensch: Do a barrel roll... in bed ;D
[6:22:57 PM] Lyrdown: TRAINING MONTAGE

El_tortuga · Post by **El_tortuga** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:20 am

[c=63][c=2][c=9][c=8][c=#ED3905][c=4]B[/c]R[/c]I[/c]T[/c]T[/c]![/c] says:
WORRIED*
i pressed the p by accident
jeez
El_tortuga says:
i read that as "i jizz in my pants"

FMAWolf · Post by **FMAWolf** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:23 am

FMAWolf: So what does now?
FMAWolf: is eat?
DragoBunny: sorta eating
FMAWolf: sorta?
DragoBunny: it's hot
DragoBunny: so
DragoBunny: it's just
DragoBunny: sitting
DragoBunny: and mocking me
FMAWolf: ...Whaaa?

Edit:

FMAWolf: XDD
FMAWolf: I have um
FMAWolf: Whatsitcalled....
FMAWolf: Not Miso..the oth--UDON
FMAWolf: I have some Udon waiting for me to make it in my closet XD
DragoBunny: well make it
FMAWolf: I ate already
FMAWolf: ITS FOR LATER
FMAWolf: ITS CHILLIN WITH MAH SPAGHETTI-OS.
DragoBunny: but
DragoBunny: it's sad
DragoBunny: it's purpose is meanless until it is bombarded with radiation from the microwave and devours ruthelessly
FMAWolf: ....
FMAWolf: WUT.

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:51 am

Ashley says:
wot? o:
La Trennicus says:
Ring ring! (She forgot to phone)
Ashley says:
OH SORRY.
;_;
La Trennicus says:
:3
Didn't get rapped, did you?
Ashley says:
I did. ;_;
five rappers came out of fucking no where and we had a rap battle
and..
I..
I lost..
so they raped me.
La Trennicus says:
OMG!
Ashley says:
lmfao
La Trennicus says:
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!?
Ashley says:
sry. >-<

La Trennicus says:
Also I'm drawing cat girl porn
Ashley says:
.....
I..
La Trennicus says:
Hm?
Ashley says:
s..s...s....seriously..??
La Trennicus says:
Yeah
It's a birfday present for someone.
Ashley says:
like, you're not using sneaky language to say you're doing something else
La Trennicus says:
Nope.
Ashley says:
real cat girls
real porn
La Trennicus says:
Yep.
Ashley says:
and I get to see?
La Trennicus says:
Who said that?
Ashley says:
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
La Trennicus says:
Why?
Ashley says:
THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
La Trennicus says:
Oh, you don't need to see it
Ashley says:
What if I told you I was drawing a picture of you together with cheddar
and you don't get to see
YOUR TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
La Trennicus says:
Oh I'll live.
I can draw myself with cheddar anytime I want.
That's what's so great.
Ashley says:
._.
ok for serious you'll show me right? because you love me?
please say yes. ;_;
La Trennicus says:
I do?
Ashley says:
oh.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:16 am

YOU ARE TERRIBLE.
CAT GIRL PORN
REALLY
can i see

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:40 pm

Hey, shit, I could have quoted that epic thing if I actually logged my MSN conversations. I should start doing that.

Also, in response to Lyra's post:

ME-tan starts drawing scene's for Shaggy's training montage. It's a bunch of pictures of him masturbating.
[24/06/2009 7:17:24 PM] Übermensch: O.o
[24/06/2009 7:17:28 PM] Übermensch: but but but
[24/06/2009 7:17:31 PM] Three Dog: YOU'RE THE BEST
[24/06/2009 7:17:34 PM] Three Dog: AROOOOOUND
[24/06/2009 7:17:48 PM] Übermensch: Wait... KT, what?
[24/06/2009 7:17:50 PM] ME-tan: NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP IT DOWN

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:02 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:YOU ARE TERRIBLE.
CAT GIRL PORN
REALLY
can i see

Wait until it's done, gee whiz, guys! ;-;

I'm never drawing cat girl porn again after this.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:23 pm

gee whiz pops