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Ferret Buccaneer (9:48:31 PM): When i die...
Ferret Buccaneer (9:48:38 PM): I am going to come back and be a condom poltergeist
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:24 PM): I will put boxes of condoms everywhere.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:33 PM): On the bed, on the couch, IN the couch
Ferret Buccaneer (9:52:01 PM): On top of the fridge so when you reach for the bag of chips you touch something and go "Hey, this isn't a bag of chips" and pull it out
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lyrasen wrote:
Ferret Buccaneer (9:48:31 PM): When i die...
Ferret Buccaneer (9:48:38 PM): I am going to come back and be a condom poltergeist
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:24 PM): I will put boxes of condoms everywhere.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:33 PM): On the bed, on the couch, IN the couch
Ferret Buccaneer (9:52:01 PM): On top of the fridge so when you reach for the bag of chips you touch something and go "Hey, this isn't a bag of chips" and pull it out
SBKT wrote: One: Edit post. Two: You're not really that funny when you rig the thing.
Y'dig?
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ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
On average, adult men think about sex every seven seconds.
La Trennicus says:
Odd.
So do I.
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
Okay, Steve.
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SBKT wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Ferret Buccaneer (9:48:31 PM): When i die...
Ferret Buccaneer (9:48:38 PM): I am going to come back and be a condom poltergeist
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:24 PM): I will put boxes of condoms everywhere.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:33 PM): On the bed, on the couch, IN the couch
Ferret Buccaneer (9:52:01 PM): On top of the fridge so when you reach for the bag of chips you touch something and go "Hey, this isn't a bag of chips" and pull it out
SBKT wrote: One: Edit post. Two: You're not really that funny when you rig the thing.
Y'dig?
I have no idea what you mean when you say rig.
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[12:47:23 AM] Crovisu Kitsune Riskyrandero: it's funny because it's true
[12:47:58 AM] The Big Cheese!: That he has several upstanding member of society dongs?
[12:48:04 AM] Crovisu Kitsune Riskyrandero: I took tons of pictures of him in bed
You are now manually breathing.
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Antiguy || You will DIE: says:
Sometimes I tell stories in those things about bestiality and one time this guy heard and tried to set up a sex date for me with his dog.
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lyrasen wrote:
SBKT wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
SBKT wrote: One: Edit post. Two: You're not really that funny when you rig the thing.
Y'dig?
I have no idea what you mean when you say rig.
I'm saying don't post. At all. If you're quotable, someone else should quote you, because there's a couple dozen quotes here featuring ONLY your lines MADE by only you, none really that amusing.
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The person I was talking to at the time doesn't go to Awkward Zombie. |: Obviously she's not gonna be able to quote it.
Ferret Buccaneer (2:43:00 PM): wtf is that supposed to mean
Ferret Buccaneer (2:43:02 PM): oh
XSugarSuicide (2:43:05 PM): faiol
XSugarSuicide (2:43:06 PM): ...
XSugarSuicide (2:43:09 PM): okay I just failed harder
XSugarSuicide (3:20:00 PM): YAHRRRRR
XSugarSuicide (3:20:01 PM): ...
XSugarSuicide (3:20:03 PM): *yeahrrrr
Ferret Buccaneer (3:20:06 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (3:20:08 PM): ARRRGH ME MATEY
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DokiDokiDokDookie:SHIT
DokiDokiDokDookie:SHIT
DokiDokiDokDookie:SGIT
DokiDokiDokDookie:FSFJAENEK
DokiDokiDokDookie:FUCKCKKCKKCCKFFFKFYFCKCFCUFCFKCF OMG FUCKING GOD GENFJEAYES
DokiDokiDokDookie:KEVIn
DokiDokiDokDookie:KEVIN
DokiDokiDokDookie:LOOOOOOOOK
DokiDokiDokDookie:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJEDUainX4
DokiDokiDokDookie:YESYESYEYSEYYSEYEEYYSEYEYESYYE
The Big Cheese!:O
The Big Cheese!:EM
The Big Cheese!:GEE
The Big Cheese!:PARDON MY FRENCH
The Big Cheese!:AHHH
The Big Cheese!:YES
DokiDokiDokDookie:How can you say that around a lady? : o
The Big Cheese!:I'M SO SORRY MA;AM
The Big Cheese!:*gets soap*
DokiDokiDokDookie:DIG IT IN THERE NICE AND DEEP LIKE
DokiDokiDokDookie:UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WRONG
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I notice no one is inviting me to the chat rooms anymore. Of course this happens just as I start to feel like participating.

Please invite me again I'm so lonely!
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-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: WHAT SHALL I DO
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: I CANT STOP NOW
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: WAIT
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: I KNOW!
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: ILL SHOOT THE ANTICHRIST
Jiggles the Fat Man: Should you really?
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: WITH THE HAND HELD PORTAL DEVICE
Jiggles the Fat Man: And heavy weapons guy?
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND THEN ILL POKE A CRAB WITH A STICK
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND HE BE LIKE
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jiggles the Fat Man: GIANT ENEMY CRABS
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND CLAW OUT YA FACE
elmato: omfg
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND ILL BE LIKE THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YA
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: RISE BITCH
[-STIPE-] mimix joined.
elmato: they're breeding
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: EAT HOLY WATER
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: BAAAHAHAHAA
E:\ Dos joined.
Jiggles the Fat Man: Can we start now?
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: IM OLD BUT I CANT STILL KICK YOUR booty SATAN
E:\ Dos: Hey guys
E:\ Dos: LEts get into this
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: YOU SEE
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: SATAN DOESNT HAVE a booty
Jiggles the Fat Man: Yeah
Jiggles the Fat Man: right
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: SO THE OLD MAN COULDNT KICK HIM
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: SO THEN HIS PLAN FAILED
elmato: I think he's been sniffing glue
Jiggles the Fat Man: SO HE BIT HIM WITH HIS GUMS
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: WITH A PH
E:\ Dos: Start game lobby leader
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: WHEN PLANES WERE INVENTED
Jiggles the Fat Man: I CRIED
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: PLANTS USED TO GROW ON THE INSIDES ON A GUN
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: SO YOUD SHOOT SEEDS AT PEOPLE
E:\ Dos: Cmon lets do this thing!
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND THATS WHERE THE WHOLE FLOWER BOMB THING FROM MARIO CAME FROM
Jiggles the Fat Man: GOLLY
elmato: its searching
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND THEY GOT THE IDEA OF GOOMBAS FROM THE AZTECS
Jiggles the Fat Man: DID THEY
Jiggles the Fat Man: GEEE
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: I DONT KNOW THE DETAILS
[-STIPE-] mimix: use ur mouse wheel :P
E:\ Dos: CMON! hurry the fuck up Server
Jiggles the Fat Man: Yeah, that works, I tried just then
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: DU DU DUDUDU DU DU DU DUD U
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: THATS HOW I SING
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: IM SO AWSUM
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: GAHAHAHAHA
Jiggles the Fat Man: GO ON AUSTRALIAN IDOL
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: I SHOULD
Jiggles the Fat Man: WE LOVE YOU TRANCE
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND KILL DICKO
[-STIPE-] mimix: can i has server?
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: WOOO!
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: THANK YOU
E:\ Dos: hurry up Surver that shit
Jiggles the Fat Man: *TRHOW ROSES*
E:\ Dos left.
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AWW
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: THANKS
Jiggles the Fat Man: OH NO
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: IM BLUSHING
Jiggles the Fat Man: DON'T STOP NOW
Jiggles the Fat Man: YOU NAUGHTY THING
[-STIPE-] mimix: is it official? or best avail?
elmato: lol
Jiggles the Fat Man: SHOULD IT REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
elmato: erase the 3fl thing
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: OH daisies
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: daisies daisies daisies
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: I HAVE TO GO
Jiggles the Fat Man: HO DAYUM
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: FUCKIN BULLSHIT
Jiggles the Fat Man: TOILET
elmato: put a "" instead ?
Jiggles the Fat Man: I PRESUME
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: NO
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: LIKE FOREVER
Jiggles the Fat Man: OH
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: AND DONT COME BACK
Jiggles the Fat Man: SUICIDE
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: ok ill stop now
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε-: cya jim and sauce
-Viοłεт Tяαпсε- left.
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[11:05:24 PM] Übermensch: Wait, Ame is a chick?!
[11:05:26 PM] Parellologram: Does that count as being a man
[11:06:19 PM] The Big Cheese!: YOUR VAGINA HAS HUGE BALLS
What.
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[10:14:52 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: JESUS IS THAT BABY FOR SALE?
[10:14:52 PM] Parellologram: blame Ody
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[11:19:02 PM] Sol Badguy: Man, this Twitter thing is calling to me.
[11:19:15 PM] The Big Cheese!: That or Yaoi
[11:19:35 PM] Sol Badguy: Oh, it must be the Yaoi then.
[11:21:15 PM] Paint bombs: I did find a thread on some website filled with some very good yaoi though.
[11:21:36 PM] The Tea Canister: ...
[11:21:48 PM] Sol Badguy: I'LL TAKE IT
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Mon: OH TURD
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