AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2009 12:48 am**

[8:54:43 PM] KT: By some psychotic fuck.
[8:54:44 PM] Katida: they always get like that

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2009 12:53 am**

[8:57:17 PM] KT: I want a thigh-cutting monument.
[8:57:24 PM] Katida: Katida grabs a knife
[8:57:27 PM] Katida: strike a pose, kaytee
[8:57:38 PM] KT: You have Marley.
[8:57:42 PM] Katida: yeah
[8:57:43 PM] Katida: this is practice
[8:57:45 PM] KT: KT Colberts.
[8:57:53 PM] Katida: dun want to cut his face into my butt cheek and it look mishapen
[8:57:59 PM] Katida: I'm cutting you into my thigh so I know how to do it
[8:58:12 PM] Überfraulein: wh-
[8:58:23 PM] KT: ...
[8:58:45 PM] Übermensch: uh...
[8:59:02 PM] Sol Badguy: Right.
[8:59:02 PM] Ody: o_o
[8:59:10 PM] Ody: I didn't. I just screw around with peoples' heads.
[8:59:14 PM] Katida: is this what you people mean by "You're creepy, loaf"
[8:59:21 PM] Überfraulein: yes.
[8:59:22 PM] Lyra: yes

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2009 1:50 am**

Ame no Akai wrote:
[6:08:49] Yeili: I forget what it's called.
[6:10:14] Yeili: But anyway, I feel asleep with my head on the edge of the desk
[6:10:25] Yeili: And there's this big horizontal line on my forehead
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/Ru ... asleep.jpg

Oh come on, I was half asleep, you can't blame me.

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2009 10:37 pm**

[6:44:37 PM] Überfraulein: FFFFF
[6:44:38 PM] Überfraulein: YOU'RE FUCKED
[6:44:39 PM] Lyra: I'm fucked

[9:39:26 PM] Lyra: But at the end
[9:39:31 PM] Lyra: They'd like, go up to each other
[9:39:33 PM] Lyra: Point at the other
[9:39:38 PM] Lyra: And then point at themselves
[9:39:45 PM] Lyra: And say at the same time "You, too?"
[9:39:50 PM] The Tea Canister: Lulz.
[9:39:52 PM] Lyra: And skip through a field of flowers towards the real world
[9:40:00 PM] Überfraulein: and get shot
[9:40:04 PM] The Tea Canister: By AIDS.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 4:03 am**

[10:05:55 PM] Josh: You don't have to apoligize for being sick.
[10:06:28 PM] Yeili: Apoligize?
[10:06:36 PM] Yeili: Haha
[10:06:51 PM] Josh: You said sorry about that.
[10:07:54 PM] Yeili: Apologize has two Os
[10:08:03 PM] Yeili: silly
[10:08:48 PM] Josh: I could point out how you said the guy made a 'whole' in the wall in the DUI video, when you meant 'hole'. >>; *butthurt*
[10:09:01 PM] Josh: Whole=Complete.
[10:09:14 PM] Yeili: See
[10:09:21 PM] Yeili: Complete hole
[10:09:24 PM] Yeili: Get it
[10:09:39 PM] Josh: ...well played. Soda guzzler.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 4:13 am**

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
[9:33:34 PM] ÜberDef: ELEMENT WIT.
I DON'T THINK YOU THINK I'M FUNNY.

Wu-... Oh Jesus.

I can't tell whether I love you... or if I need to internet beat you.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 am**

Beebo: So there's a Sesame Street where Jack Black defines Octagon for kids.
FMAWolf: *Misread that as Otacon*
Beebo: xD
FMAWolf: Why he be defining Otacon. Kids no play--OH.

I blame you all in This for that.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 6:39 am**

(4) Dispenser Needer: Need a dispenser here.
(7) Dispenser Needer: Need a dispenser here.
(2) Dispenser Needer: Need a dispenser here.
(4)Dispenser Needer: Need a dispenser here.
Dispenser Needer: I need to do a poo, I'll be AFK for a while.
(2) Dispenser Needer: I love that feeling.
Me: What, needing a dispesner here?
(9) Dispenser Needer: Need a dispenser here.
(2) Dispenser Needer: No, the poo.
Me: So you like the feeling of something being in your arse?
(2) Dispenser Needer has disconnected (Disconnected by User)

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 7:44 pm**

[3:46:35 PM] Crissy: did you get that?
[3:46:40 PM] The Tea Canister: Get what? The call?
[3:46:44 PM] Crissy: si
[3:46:45 PM] The Tea Canister: You canceled it right after you started it.
[3:46:50 PM] Crissy: i know was accident
[3:46:52 PM] Crissy: .
[3:46:59 PM] The Tea Canister: How is babby formed.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 7:48 pm**

Odyssey wrote:
[3:46:35 PM] Crissy: did you get that?
[3:46:40 PM] The Tea Canister: Get what? The call?
[3:46:44 PM] Crissy: si
[3:46:45 PM] The Tea Canister: You canceled it right after you started it.
[3:46:50 PM] Crissy: i know was accident
[3:46:52 PM] Crissy: .
[3:46:59 PM] The Tea Canister: How is babby formed.

Did you remember the link I gave you?

http://spcows.ae2t.net/f/babby.swf

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 9:43 pm**

Lyra flips out the window.
[5:49:59 PM] Unbalanced: YOU JUST WALKED INTO SOME CRUISE CONTROL

Correction: I walked OUT of some cruise control.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2009 10:23 pm**

[4:27:30 PM] Sol Badguy: So.
[4:27:39 PM] Sol Badguy: Miku is pretty annoying to sprite.
[4:28:07 PM] KT: I can imagine, but don't be trying to pack each and every hair on her nipples into the thing.
[4:28:18 PM] KT: Sure sounds like you are.
[4:28:44 PM] Sol Badguy: ... I thought of that. Totally weird and hawt at the same time.
[4:28:55 PM] Sol Badguy: Nah, there's just an abundance of blue.
[4:29:29 PM] Clovis Fox: Don't make her look too much like me
[4:29:29 PM] Clovis Fox: ._.

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2009 1:25 am**

[9:31:31 PM] Lyra Jenkins: "Ari" (9:27:54 PM): Vrominelli?
"Ari" (9:27:58 PM): That's almost as bad as Vilasi
Ferret Buccaneer (9:28:00 PM): Lawl.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:29:01 PM): but it's
Ferret Buccaneer (9:29:02 PM): his real
Ferret Buccaneer (9:29:04 PM): last name4
"Ari" (9:29:10 PM): .....
"Ari" (9:29:11 PM): really
"Ari" (9:29:13 PM): that's...
"Ari" (9:29:15 PM): poor kid
[9:32:51 PM] Übervrom: ಠ_ಠ
[9:32:58 PM] Übervrom: *DS snap*

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2009 2:44 am**

Trennicus wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
[9:33:34 PM] ÜberDef: ELEMENT WIT.
I DON'T THINK YOU THINK I'M FUNNY.
Wu-... Oh Jesus.

I can't tell whether I love you... or if I need to internet beat you.

You should totally get medieval on that guy's booty. Wipe the smug look clean off the bastard's face.

Seriously, I hate that guy. He's pretty much the worst poster on this forum. I think that we can all agree that we don't want him here. Internet beat him for me, will you?

Posted: **Sun May 24, 2009 12:04 am**

[8:11:14 PM] The Tea Canister: It has shields and super-hard hull alloys.
[8:11:14 PM] Lyra Jenkins: TWSS
[8:11:19 PM] The Tea Canister: ...
[8:11:19 PM] The Tea Canister: LOL.
[8:11:24 PM] The Tea Canister: [8:11:14 PM] The Tea Canister: It has shields and super-hard hull alloys.
[8:11:14 PM] Lyra Jenkins: TWSS
[8:11:30 PM] Lyra Jenkins: Mine came first on mine
[8:11:32 PM] Überfraulein: twss?
[8:11:35 PM] Lyra Jenkins: That's what she said
[8:11:35 PM] The Tea Canister: "That's what she said."

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