AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2009 8:52 pm**

SBKT wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
I GUESS I'M BISEXUAL NOW
Yaranaika?

Sure.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 12:08 am**

"Ari" (8:15:27 PM): one of which being your mom
Ferret Buccaneer (8:15:27 PM): ** ididyourmother has joined
<Ritty> ididyourmother: Daddy?
<ididyourmother> Ritty: ... i was drunk!

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 7:56 am**

[5/16/2009 10:07:55 PM]
[5/16/2009 10:08:42 PM | Edited 10:08:46 PM] KT: I got a cock ring.
[5/16/2009 10:08:46 PM] KT: Yeah, I proposed to my dick.
[5/16/2009 10:09:05 PM] KT: It of course said yes, I was so excited.
[5/16/2009 10:09:10 PM] KT: Then we broke up. It spit at me.
[5/16/2009 10:09:24 PM] KT: That wasn't fun.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 8:23 pm**

KT notices he's not coming. Stupid pussy.
[4:13:19 PM] Sol Badguy: Which reminds me.
[4:24:22 PM] KT: ...

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 12:57 am**

[9:03:47 PM] Unbalanced: Hide Loaf
[9:03:48 PM] Laharl: In Shaggy's booty.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 1:10 am**

scebboaliwiw wrote:
SBKT wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
I GUESS I'M BISEXUAL NOW
Yaranaika?
Sure.

What?

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 1:19 am**

Game Angel wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
SBKT wrote:Yaranaika?
Sure.
What?

If you don't want to do it, I will.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 1:27 am**

scebboaliwiw wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote: Sure.
What?
If you don't want to do it, I will.

Threesome?

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 1:38 am**

Game Angel wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Game Angel wrote: What?
If you don't want to do it, I will.
Threesome?

Sure.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 4:50 am**

[12:54:19 AM] Clovis Fox: Clovis Fox crab walks out of the chat
[12:54:19 AM] Laharl: He was badass.

:awesome:

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 10:32 pm**

[6:38:11 PM] Laharl: Change subject?
[6:38:18 PM] Unbalanced: DEAD BABY ANIMALS
[6:38:23 PM] Überfraulein: DISCUSS
[6:38:24 PM] *** Laharl has left ***

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 11:32 pm**

Unbalanced wrote:
[6:38:11 PM] Laharl: Change subject?
[6:38:18 PM] Unbalanced: DEAD BABY ANIMALS
[6:38:23 PM] Überfraulein: DISCUSS
[6:38:24 PM] *** Laharl has left ***

You're an asshole.

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 1:17 am**

[9:20:39 PM] Lyra: HEY ODY
[9:20:43 PM] The Tea Canister: YES?
[9:20:46 PM] Lyra: [9:18 PM] Katida: I'm a koala for your love
[9:20:48 PM] Lyra: oh shit
[9:20:50 PM] Lyra: wrong one
[9:20:52 PM] The Tea Canister: ...

[9:57:12 PM] Lyra: she wants to touch me ooh ooh
[9:57:14 PM] ÜberDef: I LOVE THAT COMIC

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 2:00 am**

[9:06:55 PM] Unbalanced: NUTELLA
[9:06:56 PM] Reguna Jenkins: IN BED
[9:06:56 PM] Unbalanced: IS
[9:06:57 PM] Unbalanced: AWESOME

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 am**

Basically I was gazing at the chat, and these couple of lines caught my eye.

[9:29:02 PM] Shaggy: lawl
[9:29:18 PM] Shaggy: My trainer dude's name is "Cobalt Rose" XD
[9:29:22 PM] Game Angel: rose?
[9:31:07 PM] Game Angel: alan and cobalt?
[9:31:08 PM] Lyrasen: ...no
[9:31:16 PM] Game Angel: WAIT NO IT'S SETH
[9:31:17 PM] Game Angel: SETH
[9:31:17 PM] Shaggy: Alan and Cobalt.
[9:31:19 PM] Game Angel: SETH?
[9:31:21 PM] Game Angel: SETH.
[9:31:27 PM] Game Angel: HIS NAME IS NOW SETH
[9:31:40 PM] Shaggy: lawl Angie
Seth & Cobalt
[9:31:45 PM] Game Angel: seth.
[9:31:48 PM] Game Angel: definitely

Once the idea formed in my head, I couldn't pass up the moment.

[9:32:51 PM] ÜberDef: Cobalt and Rhodium.
[9:32:52 PM] Game Angel: K TIME TO PLAY VEEDEU GAMES
[9:33:03 PM] Game Angel: Seth Rhodium
[9:33:03 PM] SBKT: I'm gonna let my sugars drop.
[9:33:04 PM] Unbalanced: WHAT VEEDEU GAMES
[9:33:08 PM] Shaggy: Rhodium? lawl, elements
[9:33:10 PM] ÜberDef: No! Wait.
[9:33:12 PM] Game Angel: TEE EFF TWO
[9:33:15 PM] ÜberDef: Cobalt and Meitnerium.

From there, any semblance of mercy within me quickly collapsed under the intense desire to make numerous cringe-worthy puns out of periodic elements. Spoiler tags have been inserted for the ones that are more of a stretch.

[9:33:34 PM] ÜberDef: YOU BORON
MORON RHYMES WITH BORON GET IT
[9:33:51 PM] ÜberDef: ARRRRRRRRRRGon
ARG
[9:34:12 PM] ÜberDef: What up, my bromine.
What up, my bro.
[9:34:38 PM] ÜberDef: YOU CAN facebattle MY ARSENIC.
YOU CAN facebattle MY ARSE.
[9:35:24 PM] ÜberDef: I think that you are The One, Neon.
I think that you are The One, Neo.
[9:35:02 PM] ÜberDef: Yeah, and you know what I zinc?
Yeah, and you know what I think?
[9:36:28 PM] ÜberDef: Io'dine at this fancy restaurant.
I'll dine at this fancy restaurant.
[9:37:56 PM] ÜberDef: Does he have a pierced TUNGsten?
Does he have a pierced tongue?
[9:38:36 PM] ÜberDef: Rub-a-dub-dubnium.
Rub-a-dub-dub.
[9:39:21 PM] ÜberDef: CALL 1-800-BAR(ium)-NONE
CALL 1-800-BAR-NONE (You know, from that one annoying commercial with the dog puppet)
[9:40:41 PM] ÜberDef: I'll take haf(nium).
I'll take half.
[9:45:20 PM] ÜberDef: Cal(cium) Ripkin Jr.
Cal Ripkin Jr.
[9:45:58 PM] ÜberDef: So'dium it necessary.
So deem it necessary.
[9:46:19 PM] ÜberDef: Hy, drogen!
Hi, drogen!
[9:47:08 PM] ÜberDef: I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY GEN.
Obvious.
[9:47:44 PM] ÜberDef: VANA(dium) WHITE.
Vanna White, the woman who goes up to the board in Wheel of Fortune
[9:48:50 PM] ÜberDef: What's happi'Tin?
What's happenin'?
[9:49:59 PM] ÜberDef: Sulfur dinner, we're having pizza.
So, for dinner, we're having pizza.
[9:50:25 PM] ÜberDef: Live long and phosphor(ous).
Live long and prosper.
[9:50:59 PM] ÜberDef: Wrath of (sili)CON!
Wrath of Khan!
[9:51:39 PM] ÜberDef: Wait, I got a better one for tin. OH CAPTIN MY CAPTIN.
Obvious.
[9:53:23 PM] ÜberDef: I'm in a boat at night, so I guess I'm Nit'rogen!
I'm in a boat at night, so I guess I'm night rowin'!
[9:54:31 PM] ÜberDef: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
If you can't figure that one out, I can't help you.
[9:54:48 PM] ÜberDef: Nick'el do it.
Nick will (Nick'll) do it
[9:56:02 PM] ÜberDef: HEL(ium) BOY! HEL!
HEEL BOY! HEEL!
[9:57:25 PM] ÜberDef: HIT THE FLUOR(ine)!
HIT THE FLOOR!
[9:58:25 PM] ÜberDef: He's hanging out over at the Krypton the hill.
He's hanging out over at the crypt on the hill.
[9:59:52 PM] ÜberDef: Your Biscaterpillar evolved into a Bismuth!
Your Biscaterpillar evolved into a Bis-moth
[10:10:01 PM] ÜberDef: ...And so, we wed these two in holy antimony...
...And so, we wed these two in holy matrimony.
[10:11:33 PM] ÜberDef: This is a great pastronti(um) Sandwich!
This is a great pastrami sandwich!
[10:13:47 PM] ÜberDef: Don't just tap one booty, tap pot'booty(ium)!
Don't just tap one booty, tap bot' booty! (Both booty)
[10:15:08 PM] ÜberDef: ...Yeah, that last one was a stretch, I ces(ium) that now.
...Yeah, that last one was a stretch, I sees that now.
[10:16:45 PM] ÜberDef: Hey there, Franc(ium).
Hey there, Frank.

And now I'm making you suffer by posting these.

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