AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Had my first class at the local community college today, and it turns out that my professor is one of my old friend's dads

So that's really neat.

Relationship advice of the day USE YOUR WORDS I tried this. When the girl walked up to me and said "hi, what's your name?" With a smile. the only word that I said was "No" That is my total history of women relationship interaction. That's at least better than "Hi what's your name?" "Uh...uh...PENIS...

jesus CHRIST

aghhhhhhhhhhhh Verom that's cool as balls

The movies tonight were great, mostly because Moonrise Kingdom was fantastic but also because it was just a fun thing to do in general.

Dr. K Sanesk wrote:

creakyAccordion wrote:the 34 chapters of Narnia fan fiction she wrote.

I'm still waiting to see these.

Here you go

So I just came back from seeing Moonrise Kingdom Without a doubt my favorite movie of 2012 thus far, and probably throughout the entire year. There really is no excuse you can make NOT to see this. Wes Anderson directs it perfectly, the cinematography is beautiful, the dialog is awkward and stinted ...

OKAY time to whip out the Three Nights of Skyping and a Date with the Homophobic Girl story ALRIGHT SO I go to a charter school, which is basically just a homeschool program where some of the kids meet up at the center and do some electives. So this new girl (Let's call her Christine because that's ...

Guys

fartbending

that is all

MAN, I ORDERED CHEESE PUFFS

DO I HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH TO GET SOME GODDAMNED CHEESE PUFFS AROUND HERE

Scoot now every time you post I'm gonna want to cry

goddamn Moonsetter

;-;

Yeah I would be incredibly Derse

Like there is just no doubt in my mind.

So it looks like Reggie Fils-Aime is going to be on Jimmy Fallon tonight