AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I would imagine zombies have a hard time keeping it up.

Dirty slav gobbledygook

Cute girl at a show I saw today, brought home a program and looked her up, turns out she's friends with like 3 people I know

If I can arrange this correctly...

I just think it'd be really fun to play Princeton someday

HUG ME, PENIS

Got cast as Florenz Ziegfeld Jr. in Funny Girl

yay

EDIT: oops wait maybe not yay. He's a speaking part only.

Depending upon how much he's legit in the script I may or may not drop

fuckin'

Iced tea is a big thing in all of America, yeah. I really like unsweetened, and sweetened iced tea can be okay with like flavorings like lemon and raspberry. But legit just "sweet tea" is disgusting to me. Just tastes and feels like pure syrup.

ARGH I THOUGHT IT SAID WASHBASINS

NOT WATCHES

MY JOKE IS NOT FUNNY

I LOVE

LITTLE GIRLS THEY

MAKE ME FEEL SO

BAD

Empty Pockets: you can also have even more fun and make your whole army not what they actually are Empty Pockets: like I was thinking about maybe way way way in the future but probably not since it would cost cheddar Empty Pockets: making a space marine army Empty Pockets: except they're not actuall...

I leave my teabag in for the entire time I'm drinking my tea

The Fruity Loops Studio demo is pretty good. It's free and is pretty much exactly like the full program except you have to finish songs all in one go, you can't save them and pick them up again later.

EDIT: Here's something I did with it, for reference.

There was a really cute girl last night at work and, once again, I could not find the time and place to get her number.

I DANCE WITH THEM AND EVERYTHING BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS

WHY MUST ALL THESE SHORT AND ADORABLE GIRLS COME TO THE SHOW AND THEN LEAVE FOR ME TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN