AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Buying Dark Vengeance tonight with my cousin

MOTHERFUCKING HELLBRUTE

More than likely she's blowing you off :[ I've seen it way too many times. They lead the guy on because it's fun but when he actually thinks she's interested in him she basically is like oh shit and then drops off the face of the world. It's extremely irritating. Especially when you're in your 20s ...

Draw science

Ame no Akai wrote:A peach looks good with lots of fuzz
But man's no peach and never wuz
Burma-Shave

Might not actually go on a date with this girl after all, the last message I sent her was over a week ago and she still hasn't answered

We'll see

Explotaro wrote:
AZ FIELD TRIP ANYONE?

TOM WAITS AND CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN THE SAME MOVIE

YES PLEASE

woah I didn't know there were books past the first one

unless the one I had was a compilation of all of them.

My coach accidentally flashed me her vag today

It was like that scene in Gurren Lagann episode 6 where Yoko's top, I could've sworn I heard a beautiful orchestra playing when it happened

I think she might not have noticed but if she did at least she didn't bring it up

Killed a bunch of people in Rivet City to see if I could, was going to go back to my save when I was done but I got some sweet stuff out of it so I just kept going

But now Three Dog gets really angry about me on the radio :c

Scoot made me buy this shirt back when we were at Comic Con

blame him

Mom is watching one of those short documentaries about like "GUYS THIS IS WHAT ALL WAS UP WITH JESUS AND HE WAS A MYTH AND HERE ARE HIS CONNECTIONS TO ALL THESE OTHER GODS FROM OTHER MYTHOLOGIES ALL OF CHRISTIANITY IS FAKE" in the other room and it's starting to get on my nerves, even though I'm not...

Can't decide whether I want the Bropak or the Gamepak 2

Signed physical copy...OR GAMEBRO AND DAVE PINS

Ame no Akai wrote:"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE booty