AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I know dogs don't technically smile but I still love it when they do this face:

^ This is awesome. The working out part at least,


I really want to facebattle a very good friend. She's really nice, kinda pretty and I'm pretty sure it's mutual.

I think some of you might really enjoy This.

It's 2. Right?

Clyve wrote:Sometimes I brush my teeth when I'm taking a leak.

MULTITASKING.

Man I do everything I could possibly do one-handed while brushing my teeth, except masturbate. Better than looking at yourself for three minutes in the mirror.

Oh how you wish your facial hair was as sexy.

Sure, it'd be really nice if you can tell it to everyone without anyone judging. The problem is that some people feel the desperate need to bring it up in every single conversation. Which gets tedious fast.

Isn't there a shortage on those everywhere?

That's just because the people are are friends are SUPER-friends. Which is kind of awesome in it's own right.

My skype name is the same as my name everywhere. Feel free to add me if you're awesome.

I watched 'the Man from Earth' yesterday with a friend. I knew it was a really simple movie with just one set and pretty much just people talking, but it really amazed me with how good it was. They really kept me in suspence with if he really was immortal The producers reaction after the movie spilt...

I don't know exactly how much care she receives but say she needs at least one nurse 24/7 and some simply to keep her alive. Both the nurse(s) and the machinery could be used to help someone who has a (higher) chance of recovery. If so, this would be a logical choice. It mostly comes down to how muc...

Gender is based on the role you have in society. These roles kinda differ on where you're from. I can respect people who don't like to be places in the boy- or girl-box as long as they don't make a big deal out of it themselves. Few things get as tedious as someone bringing up their sexuality/gender...

Exeres wrote:Holy shit, I missed a nine-cam pile-up? Fucking sleep, who needs it.

And yet when I'm in there NOBODY else is. This makes me feel sad.

Professor Miles P. Eukaryota

I'm sure my dog, the esteemed professor Alpha Stockholm, will get along famously with it.