AWKWARD ZOMBIE

But Christmas! That will be flat out awkward! Just sitting there, knowing it hurts her to sit.

Should I tell her parents?

But it's my baby cousin. I baby sat her before. Squick.

My life sucks.

Madican wrote:Small as in age or height?

Because if this is about height it reminds me of that silly Australian law that never got passed.

she's 19 but she's pretty much a loli. I saw her in a video earlier. I am kinda disturbed.

It's a girl guys. A small girl.

Just found out the hard way that my cousin does porn.

Exeres wrote:

ThatGuyInTheTie wrote:Gary Oldman plays a villain to an Black Actor who plays the same character all the time.

You just described Gary Oldman twice.

Rephrased

Gary Oldman plays a villain to an Actor who plays the same character all the time.

Exeres wrote:People offer movie descriptions without even trying to guess what other people have described.

I'm a selfish lover.

Cheating guy kicks booty and gets a girl

But Stran, you complete me

Sometimes I get so depressed over little stuff that I don't feel like doing anything. I've never had a girlfriend, but I have a gigantic crush on a girl that I can't get up the courage to talk to. Sometimes I go days without talking to my parents, even though I live with them. I have a feeling most ...