AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Couldn't sleep, up all night watching tutorials.

Fam's outta town and I left my phone at work. Need to get up early in the morning, no alarm to set. Kinda spooked being this alone with no way to contact the cops directly, sleeping in the living room cuz I'm scare. Can't sleep, currently unfunny waste of space, time and resources with my coworkers ...

I had a thing for the unfunny waste of space, time and resources thread, but now that Great Handsome Oppressor locked it I gotta wait 'til the next one

Well he's kind of a racist subhuman, but he's alienated everyone. Both sides want jack shit to do with him and even if he does get elected, he won't get anything passed. The Senate and Supreme Court will shoot down anything he proposes without a second though.

Oh shit, it's dat boi!
1/100th Gundam Barbatos. Lotta fun putting this guy together, lots of little details that catch the eye here and there.

Welcome back.

I'm sure whenever a member stops posting they have a perfectly sensible reason to do so, school, work, internet, what have you. But I'd much rather believe they ran into another member irl and initiated some highlander-esque KUMITE. Like RNFB didn't get legitimately banned, Great Handsome Oppressor ...

Someone at work got fired, and while I'm super bummed for them, the higher ups have told me they're now able to fiddle with my hours and I should be able to work more frequently.

I've been using variants of Blitz Walrus (Rush Badger, Blaze Doberman, Blast Camel) and Generic Hipster (Random Ruffian, Miscellaneous Mook, Discordant Delinquent) for as long as I can remember.

So I'm rereading the 'Steak, cuz I never got much farther than Caliborn's intro and figured might as well go for the whole shebang. One thing I've noticed in my short jaunt, has anyone in fiction ever fucked up as bad as Vriska?