AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If the Engie has not made a dispenser, tell him to POOTIS. If he has, heal up, that 45 health could be vital! You search for dispenser, see none POOTISPENSERHEREPOOTISPENSERHEREPOOTISPENSERHERE POOTISPENSERHEREPOOTISPENSERHEREPOOTISPENSERHERE POOTISPENSERHEREPOOTISPENSERHEREPOOTISPENSERHERE POOTISP...

>Inspect weapon
It is Stock minigun.

>Follow Engie to nest
You get up and grab Sasha. You follow engie to battlefield.

Midst walking get hit by Rocket.

-45 Health

You arrive at Engies nest, engie see's you and asks to protect. Minigun revved up.

You fart.

+1 speed
-1 Gut

Blitz Walrus wrote:>Become bros with Meduck and assault the enemy team with an arsenal of witty one liners and quips. But first trade Scoot.

You accept trade and put hat on.

+1 Luck
+2 Respect

You hug medic strongly, stares at you, runs out of spawn.

Way to go dummkopf.

Engie respawns with angry look.

Sleauxbreaux wrote:>inv

You open inv

You see your acheevment weapons, 1 key, 2 scrap, a ref, a Milkman, an Officurz Ushanka, and a mountain of crates.

Meduck starts heal you, tells to go dummkopf.

Blitz Walrus wrote:>Eat Sandvich and wait for Meduck

Nom.

+1 Gut
-1 Speed

Sandvich is gone.

Scoot walks up to Hoovy, requesting too trade, shows U-Clank-a, asks for Key.

Behind him, you see Meduck respawn.

Spy runs out of spawn.

What do.

You are Hoovy, you strong but have gut, you on team with Scoot, Meduck, Pyro, Engie, und Spy.

Your also on Red.

You sit in corner of spawn picking nose with key.

Spy and Scoot just respawned.

What do.

Maybe a Valley-like Biome with bridges and stuff?

Ok, yeah, i'm just gonna host a Tekkit. Edit:Fwack, can't login to tekkit for some reason, don't worry, it should be up, IP is... double Edit:The Minecraft servers are down so no one can connect to online MP, so the Tekkit server will be down until this is resolved. Triple Edit special edition:SHIT....

I can host a Tekkit tonight, if anyone wants.

Computercraft all day erry day

Mario with DLC?

Nintendo, could you be nice enough to make a Mario LEVEL editor? Ya know, so i don't have to hack my Wii to modify NSMBWii?

Yeah, Miyamoto couldn't give 2 fucks about his rep and churned out 3 obscure games for cheddar.

..Sounds kinda familiar.

Heartgold update. I currently have the following. Rocky/Onix(Yes, THAT Rocky from Violet), Level 15 August/Sentret, Level 12 Snapper/Totodile, Level 12 I know i'm gonna have a hard time with Erika, so i plan on leveling up August to tank through her gym, i also want to catch a Growlithe down the roa...

Mugenman88 wrote:New sig, nothing special except ACTION HAAAAANK

He is the Black equivalent of Chuck Norris.

Avatar and signature change.

Also, everytime i see Great Handsome Oppressor's avatar i think "Great Handsome Oppressor, quit showing your vagina in public and stop looking at Spoony being Spoony."