AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You take out the handcuffs, and show her the full power of the law.

I had to read that last one three or four times before realizing what the joke was.

SBaHJ is the best.

Every comic with them is 60% better.

Neat cosplays, there.

There was a cartoon series about Aladdin?

It took me a week to read the first few acts. Then trolls and suddenly I finished everything in a day.

I pussied out as soon as my squirtle got a double-critted to death in my Nuzlocke run.

Oh, hey, welcome back Sandwich.

For some reason I imagine Tavros with the voice of James Earl Jones.

Kinda creepy actually.

Rest in peace, you crazy internet lumberjack.

That needs to go onto your bedroom door.

I just realized Christian's life could make a pretty good sitcom.
The sitcom which ends with a narrator telling the audience what
Chris did wrong in each episode.
An educational sitcom based on a true story.

Just me?

I did a playthrough where I didn't steal anything once.

I was REALLY REALLY poor in that playthrough.