AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A russian jewish school and my school have an exchange student program. They sent 2 jewish kids to my class, they look completely normal, speak our language well enough and are overall pretty normal. Everyone was pretty much okay with them, until gym class. Everyone, bodaciously everyone, started hi...

Welp.
Welp.
Welp.

Please let it be Karkat.

Saximaphone as The guy who references Cyanide and Happiness.

And then all of Bacon's posts were drunk gibberish.

Punch them in the face.
Just, repeatedly.
With a chair.

So he would like to y'know his own sister.
Who also happens to be long dead and an elderly person.

Vaxidd8 wrote:I'm kind of obsessed with looking really good all the time oh god my scarf is a slightly different chade of brown than my pants

Those chades are tricky bastards.
The secret is to pet them first.

Horrible person for laughing.

Shit all of these uberpowerful invincablbbluble nemesi.
Time to roll up a sidekick,

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Mimicry

And then everyone I fought/allied with had space powers. Except for me.

So I made a roll for a nemesis.

Fuck. This might just be the end of me.
An immortal, omniscient nemesis who will survive bodaciously anything.

Wouldn't that mean that you would eventually starve?

Dude, you're a Digimon now.
Like that Digimon from the Digimon movie that ate all of the data and
started eating other Digmons while getting stronger and multiplying.
That's awesome. Digimon.

Petah is now poisonous.
Petah can now be used as a nightlight.

But that sounds really kickass for some reason.

Yeah, gonna get to me in approximately 6 days by mail.
20 euros/ 27 crazy cheddar altogether, with the delivery fee.

Aww yeah.
Endless life brah.
Sonta X Jeziz
for invancible.