AWKWARD ZOMBIE

root bear kills orphans

It's the most wIckEd ElIxIr of all. But most people say that it's just "meh".

Crispy, thanks to Val's picture I read that as:
"When did I reich 3?"

It really blows my mind that you missed the first pun.

What was even going through your mined when you posted that?
That picture is a real explosion of offensiveness.

I have the dumbest smile now.

That first panel is beautiful.

I just got back from a 45 minute walk. I can't feel my legs. Pussy. I once walked a grand total of 10 kms just so I could buy my cosplay stuff I remember when me and a friend walked for about 4 hours. Got on the wrong bus in the city and just our luck, a marathon halted all bus traffic. So we had t...

If by ok you mean kinda creepy, then yes.

You must burn the pain and numbness as fuel to continue your journey.

You're starting to look like a man now, boy.

Yeah, but children of, say, two to three years of age have a habit of picking up things from others.
Parents, for example.

Do you think punching myself in the balls was dumb?

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This makes me feel hot and bothered.