AWKWARD ZOMBIE

brb buying an air horn.

Says the frenchy.

Terraem wrote:Dried semen is a pretty hard thing to rinse off out of the shower. That's why you should just combine business with pleasure and do it there to begin with.

But then the soap residue stays on your dick/balls and they'll get all crusty.

Dinosaur...what.

BUT MY FAN FICTION!
I can't wait to find another, I want to freeze it.

They're going to write all over you.

Look at all of these pens.

ShadowGuy wrote: See what I mean
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That's what I'm saying.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

Gryewolf wrote:Because people with tiny penis' are pretty funny.
Why do you think nobody ever thinks I'm funny?

Ladies.

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See what I mean

Because people with tiny penis' are pretty funny.
Why do you think nobody ever thinks I'm funny?

Ladies.

I remeber I was digging a straight fall tunnel to hell, I found the mother load of obsidian.
It was a gigantic pool of water over an ever bigger pool of Lava.
I had obsidian for days.

Fucking day 3000 of mining obsidian.

ShadowGuy wrote:Cookie dough > Cookies, in taste.

Absolutely.

It's super hard.
The action of removing the tissue, that is.

You've obviousy never had a piece of tissue stuck to your dick via semen, Madican.

I'll get a PSN card once I have the spare cheddar!