AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Gamestop has Saints Row The Third and booty Creed Revz and mom's picking them up now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Thdark wrote:Today seems like a normal day- OH WAIT

T'WAS THIS DAY, SOME 20 REVOLUTIONS AROUND THE SUN AGO, THAT I, THDARK, WAS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THIS WORLD
And yet it feels just like another day. Hmm.

You're getting old.

How the fuck did you manage that?
Were you trying to fuck a car?

The only thing I think I've ever said was "You mad bro?" ANd that's only to like, one of my friends.

i got a blister on my foot over the summer it never went down and it was really painful then it started developing a callous and it's giant and my entire toe hurts somehow it kind of makes walking painful aaaargh wat do If it doesn't go away, which I imagine it wont on its own, you might have to ge...

Where is that from?

PETA-PETA how could you betray us?!

OH WAIT IT'S GOING TO COST 99999999999 DOLLARS TO SHIP, Great Handsome Oppressor.
I'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL AS PAYMENT.

I found out my mom almost died today, she had a cyst in her neck that burst and it was making it hard for her to breath. When the doctors got to it they found it was really infected and that if she had'nt gone to the doctors she could have died next week. ;n; Oh wow Willow, I'm so glad your mom is ...

Oh, yeah, I think mom mentioned something like that.

I can? Oh sweet. Thanks Madi.

They take cocks in the booty all day errday.

Then Bacon made his own forum for drunk shit posting.

Nah it's cool bro, for serious.

Then I'm proud to be a faggot.

W-wait, that came out wrong.