AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'M NOT PAID TO THINK.

How do I gift shit in steam?

I actualy got minecraft for that reason, the third part support. I didn't like Minecraft for it's....minecraftyness, I liked it because of all the proletariats I could download and fuck around with. Vanilla is ugly as shit, but I do prefer it sometimes, and after a while, once you've completed your ...

Mom keeps telling me not to blow my cheddar buying things for other people, and that I should save some.
I mean, yeah I save cheddar but stiiiiiiill.

OH man this game is pretty challenging.
Sheild breaks when you fuck up the sheild bash, enemies block attacks more effectively, meaning I can wail on the for victory, also the camera is pretty assinine.
At least I think so, but it's not terrible.

Birds, stop shitting on my head.

Waiting for somebody to pick up his legacy in Skyrim?
Sounds like a pain in the dickass.

Megaman toy came in today!

Hot.

I think I found my second favorite site.

In this case, all Notch did was express disappointment or something, he didn't actually cause a big shit storm.

Why are the desecrating the beautiful corpse of Mr.Manhuge?

I wonder what Syobon's talking abou-

In a box.

I like my women how I like my trash cans.

The lips in this game, they're so weird looking.

Watching Antenna TV, it's a channel that shows old black and white TV, I'm watching two comedians, they're hilarious, I'm in an old fashioned rocking chair, with a hand knitted blanket.
I'm so old.
I miss the good ole days where TV was goodlyness.