AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Actualy the guid is the Wall of Flesh. Supposedly he's a 'reformed' demon. He wants to help you and give you advice and what not, and just wants to live in peace. But killing him envokes the long since dead rage and hatred inside of him. So out of hate and spite he takes on his original form and att...

I hate it when demons dry hump my legs while I sleep.

Needs a bigger lock.

It might get fan translated.

What the fuck did they do now.

Not too much dialog and usualy pretty funny despite the author stating it's usually not funny.

I like my women how I like my chips.

Maybe it's something good?

Left my phone at home.
Well shit I hope my friend wont think I'm ignoring her and get upset with me.

Fluffdick wrote:I NEED A ADULT

He IS an adult!

Blow up already, dammit.
It's liek the worlds slowest timebomb.

Ahaha when he called out Zero he said "Where's Megaman?!"

When he calls otu Zero he says "Where's Megaman?!"

I get those sometimes, it's weird. I've also woken up, and aparently, some of my leg hair is burned off. It feels like it's been burned and it's alot shorter than it was.
I'm not sure whhy how or when this happens.

What's that? It's 12? I can do one more mission in Skyrim...what's that? School in an hour? I should take a nap.

Welcome to half of AZ's every night.