AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dead.

I like my women how I like my Aero-planes.

What about me?

I'd love to play killing floor, too bad my computer's crap.

I have this thing that if something seems too left or too right, I stick my finger in my belly button and scrath it, through my shirt, and it levels me out.

Shit I can't do favorite sides. If i do something with my left, I have to do it with my right, and vise versa. I twisted my right ankle once, so I forcefully twisted my right one.
I wasn't the smartest kid ever, but I didn't fdeel like I could help it.

I'm on like, the head, not the shaft.
I'll add mine once I get home.

Forever alone on the dick of the USA.

Snarf wrote:

Spoony wrote:out of curiosity

how many of you actually have a note from a doctor saying this is a thing you have

I have a note from the Doctor saying I have Time and Space Displacement Disorder.

You are now on Mars in the 1950's.

That's why I liked taking boxing, lots of cardio. Sadly I no longer have that luxuray.
Looks like it's plain old gym time for me.

Doctors.
Pfff, what do they know?
I'm self diagnosticasized baby.

Edit:
Deliciousness!

I promise not to tell anybody about the little bush Snarf.
Please don't hurt me.

I usualy end up asociating close friends or family members with colors and numbers. I know my friend one is Purple and 4, another Orange and 7, and my Mom is PANK and 2.
Hehehehe, 2.

I always hated her.