AWKWARD ZOMBIE

He's like, 23 dude.

Didn't Voilition say something about not making any more Dead Space games/Movies?

I can't wear baggy boxers, so I usually stick with boxer briefs.
My dick really likes to pop out of baggy boxers, and it's pretty uncomfortable.

Bloody yanks.

Geez man have some decency.

Munster's pretty good.

Pooh.

Deny them, even if they promise you a soda drink hat from Smittywerbentyankermanjensen.
Even if he was number one.

I may have to get used to wearing pants sooner or later. I'm always in my boxers, becuase it's a million goddamn degrees in my room. But my niece likes running into my room randomly and I feel a bit weird, I mean she's like, 5 but even so.

I sit around in my underwear, anda shirt, all day long, but if there's company over, I have my door shut and locked.
Oops bad host.
But if I'm forced to be out, I at least have the decency to wear some pants.

Maybe they were nudists?

That's disgusting. I always make sure to lean directly over the sink while shaving to avoid getting it everywhere. I've also got a comb I use for my pubes to comb it while I shower, to make sure any loose hairs are taken care of before leaving the bathroom.

Muffin top

I was just about to say that.

I must confess I'm dissapointed that Great Handsome Oppressor didn't make a shit post with an over used meme.