AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I always save the little dragon dildos, poor things might die.

The tap water here's pretty alright.
I drink it quite often.

Welcome back Bacon!
Who's Bacon?

40 in a brown bag.

Orange.

found a vibrating dildo in between the cushions of the couch in the room where we entertain guests i wouldn't have a problem except that it belongs to my sister's friend who came over to our house and brought a vibrating dildo and masturbated with it in our house. http://i136.photobucket.com/albums...

I used to drink 3 gallons of water a day.
Now I'm to lazy to drink any. I barely get a cup of awter a day.

Ask him questions in song form.

Shut up and talk about your legs.

That's balls! You get it for PC?

That looks kind of delicious.

I'm going to Buttzville, New Jersey tonight that's for sure.

I POSTED PICTURS IN THE PICS OR GTFO FORUM FOR MODERATORS SAKE!
Nobody pays attention to meegeeeee.

Edit: Now you can't NOT pay attention to me because of page get.

My bad sexual humor wasn't enough of a dead give away?
Also yes I'm a man.

I play as the bitch because sometimes I like avoiding a fight.