AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's my first Bethesda game.

What do rocket launchers have to do with this Spoony?

Just? Really?
Also you should've meshed them together.

Like no one ever was.

How do I locate the stores.
I was seriously trying.
The only town I came across was one that was pretty desolant and the other sent bandits after me every five minutes.

True.
Also how do I sell things?

The only things I took were from the dead gaurds in the sewers in the first part of the ga-Oh...wait. I stole things from the gaurds who were helping me. OOPS.

No looting?

I put in a wrong phone number for an order and shit kinda got messed up. I didni't put the order through but I couldn't call the customer because I had the wrong phone number. Fucking foodler and their confusing faxes. Well everything sorted itself out but even so.

I had grape.
Bleugh.

Dude Fanta is nasty. I had it before and it was terrible.

Komodoensis wrote:Stuck in my bathroom with my laptop because i feel like I'm constipated but I seriously have to shit but I can't.

Squats dude. Squats.

Clyve wrote:Sometimes I brush my teeth when I'm taking a leak.

MULTITASKING.

Dude I've pee'd and brushed my teeth while taking a shower. Feels good bro.

Say what. Link.

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:oblivion isn't that confusing if you don't just blindly blunder about like an idiot

Pardon me for being new to the game.

Alex wrote:

I don't get it.

Wordfilters are awesome. I don't have them on because sometimes I like to know what the fuck is going on.