AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[10:50:31 PM] Elky: I just caught my hedgehog masturbating in my snuggie... [10:51:25 PM] Elky: I heard this kind of licking/smacking noise. [10:51:32 PM] Elky: So I lifted the blanket to check on him. [10:51:43 PM] Elky: and his legs were all tangled, his dick was out, and close to his mouth. [10:...

I think you're looking for the Navy.

You are so mean.
:c

No I don't! I have no such fetish! It's just...sometimes....for no reason...I get really sad and can't fap. It's not that bad...

Edit:I fucking hate this page get with ever fiber of my being.

And penguins have projectile poop.

How about when you're in the middle of a good fap but suddenly you start feeling really sad and you're just too depressed to continue?
Man, I hate that so much.

I heard about the Obsidian plate, the one only plaers can set off.
That should be put in the actual game.

Ugh I'm still feeling kind of hurt from this morning. My friend and I were going to have a skype call after she finished working on her homework. She ended up passing out and the next day she apologized for it. I said I was dissapointed but that I understood. She flipped her shit at me and told me t...

I hate it when I fart so much my butthole gets irritated.

I saw that big booty avatart get really skinny. I assumed you were in the middle of resizing it when it was taken down.

Well I don't think that's really fair to Nacha.
I was watching her attempt to resize it.

Anime AntiChrist.

Nachalnik wrote:Today I got asked if I considered myself to be Scottish or German.

I kind of mumbled that since my parents are Scottish I am too.

But I don't feel very Scottish but then I don't feel very German either.

How do you even 'feel' Scottish or German?

Brains are lacking in society nowadays so most people would be safe.