AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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Upgrade his tunic to a TRANSFORMING mech.

I have a folder where I bookmark my favorite porn sites. THere's alot of sites on there and I only use...three of them, tops.

Upgrade his boomerang to a dragon.

If the seed is beautiful and amazing, it has no trees.

I'd like a ninja quick draw feature. Where link stops time and does a ninja teleport slash and kills everything in one hit. Also his nipples need to have canons on them.

Tatzel found Great Handsome Oppressor's porn folder.

They've got Bass.
Bassbassbassbassbass
This is worth 25 dollars.

Why can't my lungs.
Hold all of this air.

I was thinking more along the lines of incestuous lesbian twins but, okay.

I never got the big deal about shiny Cockfighting Society. I mean, yeah, they're rare, but its not like you caught it with your own skill, or ingenuity, or anything other than retarded luck. I never got the big deal about winning the lottery. I mean, yeah, it's rare, but its not like you won it wit...

Oh I have a shiny Seviper. I just wish it was legit. I got it in a random trad,e I forgot what I traded for it though. It was in my SS, that or my Platinum. I got it and it was level 100 Shiny and only knew Wrap.
:c

Nice Gameshark/Action replay bro.

We could be like. Power rangers meet Captin planet meet THe Three Musketeers.