AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have no strong feelings either way.

If you put any game in reverse and play that song, it'll be sad.

My cheddar's on the hot dead chick.

How do I pronounce Rogachevskaya?

Did you know city/county vehicles have their own gas sation? And it's free? My dad works for the city, those big CAT machines, and others like it, get gas from a gas station in their lot, some of the people who work there fill their personal cars with it from time to time, though you're not suppose ...

If I go on vacation, and they have a stand filled with pamphlets, so will I.

That should be in th Bawwww thread because that's really sad.

I get paid to answer phones OTHER THAN THAT I SIT AND PICK MY NOSE!
I need this.

Do AZ proud.

LOOK AT ALL THAT SPACE SHE HAS BETWEEN HER EYES!
AND HER LACK OF A NOSE!
OH MAH GAWD I SOILED MYSELF!

No, I'm people.

How so? I was hoping his life would be long and prosperous.

Alright, uhh.
I'VE GOT TO SIT HERE FOR EIGHT HOURS.
UGHHHHHH.