AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Do fences burn?

If somebody startles you.
You might swallow it.
Good luck with that.
See you in minties.

Sorry about that. I was just getting a little testy, dunno how much simpler "She fell on a bar of soap." Could be without having strange undertones.

She could have been trying to dildo her asshole with the soap, but she's super finiky about things going into her booty.
I should know.

She said she was washing with it and it slipped out of her hands and she got discombobulated and stepped on it trying to look for it, or something.

I don't know how it happened, but it was funny.

Speaking of soap in holes, my friend was showering once and she slipped, she fell on her voluptuous booty and got a bar of soap stuck in it.
I couldn't stop laughing.

Also I keep my pubes trimmed. Just take some scissors and be careful not to chop down the tree of life.

I feel like I should change my sig soon.

Anybody up for a chamber in Co-Op?

Does anybody wanna play Portal 2?
My friends being a butthead and isn't talking to me so I'm free for a skype call.
We'll only do one chamber :U

Send them to me in a box.

A red box.
inb4 nobody get's it

CAN THEY BE MY FRIENDS TOO?
THEY SOUND LIKE FRIENDS ANYBODY WOULD WANT TO HAVE.

I have a friend who would help me lose my virginity.
But she's far away.

Wordsmith wrote:I read once that masturbation helps increase penis size.

Later guys.
I'll see you next week.

Can I have your friends?

Oh man, are we role playing?