AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You think Notch wrote that? It was last revised April 2011...I don't think endermen were around then Haven't you ever heard of time travel? I was joking about Notch writing that btw I also don't think these 'files' are in any specific order. I think this stuff is a better read than that other one w...

wut r kawmboe.

You think Notch wrote that?

You're not allowed to pointlessly necro threads.

Well guess who's not getting prostate cancer?

I heard it's like pooping backwards.

I'm sorry, why are we complaining about tiddies?

Holy shit, Tobsocus made a commercial for AssCreed? Coolebeans.

I just my resident evil shirt today.
Yessss!

You think it's just him in there.
But it's actualy an army.

Problematic users like you wont let it die though.

Today when I walked into class, and I walked right by this girl. She glanced at me and said "Excuse me." Polietly as we walked by eachother. And like, she looked right back at me after saying that and smiled and was all like "Hi~". I mean I said hi back, we didn't converse, but she thought I was cut...

Of course they do.
Oh my god you ninja deleted on me.
ARE YOU FREAKING SQUIDDING ME?

I got another Pygmy dragon this'll be my fourth, or fith if the Mint Coloured dragons count.

You're right. I was an asshole, my bad.
Geez.