AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm at work all day today. And of course, I had to wear my tighter pants, I didn't even realize I had these on. My crotch is very uncomfortable in these and I'm very upset. God fucking dammit. I waited too long to send a driver to his order and now my boss just called up anbry with me. Said he can't...

I saw a vampire dragon dildo. I missed it and cried.

Avatar rotation is now on.

MAKE SOUP.
DO IT.

Anybody have a link to that avatar rotations site?

We're not feeding your dragon dildo addiction.

I messed up my first time, I didn't specify the type I wanted and got Skitty.
When I fix'd it I got Giratina.
WHY SKITTY WHYYYYYYYYYY!

vealin99 wrote:Scars pretty awesome too
not as awesome as hades, but still awesome

I once legitamately considered cutting my face and scarring it, because this girl I liked thought scars were attractive.

If we're getting fancy here then the obvious choice is cow butthole.
Nobody eat lamb Ycobb, don't be stupid.

Oh! Oh! I know! Is it ribs?

I thought Great Handsome Oppressor, Loli, and Shoolis were getting married.

upstanding member of society buttholes run a syndicate of powerful geishas to conquer Nazi Germany.
This is the best thing.

vealin99 wrote:http://www.jesterball.com/Animations/an ... rator.html
Best thing

Hideous body-gaurds destroys treacherous nuclear scientists because they're drunk.
Best anime ever.
Sinister woodland creatures fall in love with ancient mecha without even realizing it.

I call for a three way marriage.