AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hope the boners have boners for horns.

Alot of people feel bad for me, having a brother like him, but it's not that big of a deal to be honest. I rarely see him, I think he lives with my grandma or his new gf, idk. But he's not directly, or indirectly, in my life. Hey I'd rather have a brother who was an asshole in a brotherly way, inste...

Well there's not much to tell, my mom use to run a day care. I was there all the time and my brother was rarely there. One time, aparently, he had one of the little girls in the bathroom and asked her to suck his dick, or something. Nothing happened, thank god, but even so. Sadly he didn't go to jai...

Make that ladder your bitch DND.
Life's pretty shit sometimes but I'm sure you'll nail this job! Especially if it's more suited for your abilities.

I can't click on the badge.
It's unclickable.

AZ, helping improve GPA's across the world.

It's because I just don't give a shit.

No really I don't, I could care less, sure, but not that much less.

What MSPaint could have done this.

Diabetes runs in my family, the male side at least. Though it skipped my abusive pedophile brother but that's for another time. If it's type 2, you don't have much to worry about, type 2 usualy requires you to eat carefully and exclude certain things, infact it basicly means you have to diet and exe...

Well I reached 5-2 in Disgaea 4.
Time to grind for hours on end.

Nobody can resist his sexy moves.

Kingdom Hearts 2 is probably one of my favorite PS2 games. But I get so much goddamn flack for like a "Faggy game like that." I've actualy lost some potential friends because I said I liked it, but that's probably for the better if they're gunna bitch about that. As for Crisis Core, I can honestly s...

I've got the poots.
And they smell.

I wanna sit in my room all day playing video games and not go to school or go to work at all, and I'm perfectly okay with that.
I'm not okay with this.