AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Spend 60 cheez-its on a game
>Only get offered 24 goldfish
>Gunna re-sell it for 55 wheels
Yeah no thanks game stop.

How much?

I hope it'll be worth whipping my Wii out.

I didn't consent.

Do you have a problem with things that are super gay?

Why not just had a screen cap of the text and put it in a randomizer.

I'll see you at the bath house.

I said I was a virgin but I had things in my booty when I was thirteen, if that counts.

Sweet, will do

Alright, maybe next week. I spent a thrid of my paycheck on this game.
Dark Souls will fill mine with light.

I am, and I'm saving myself for that special girl.
Which means I'm going to die a virgin.

I'm not.
I'm surprisingly hurt by this, I just....I just want to play a good game, like Arkham city. I'm selling this game tomorrow, this piece of shit doesn't deserve to waste my PS3's memory.

Must be the cluster freeze grenade. I don't think I did the hot and cold side quest yet.

It'd stretch the dimensions to hell and back, but okay.


Does it work?

OH wait, are you being sarcastic?