AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't drink my semen.

That's what I want to fucking know.

I feel this is a tad TMI for minties, so.
I just found two of my pubes in my milk, I know they're mine, and I found them, in my mouth.
SOB

Unwanted page page.

Bacon wrote:you're all a buncha fags

You're just jealous.

I'm back home.

I hate it when that happens.
lol anything else is tmi.

Vaxidd8 wrote:Rock out with your cock out

This.

It's what I do when I'm alone.

Nobody likes Shmegma.

"Women clothing optional." Is a double edged sword.

I don't have a banananananana dick, jerkwad.

Besides, as long as the dick is thick it'll please your chick. Or guy, I just wanted to rhyme.

No, fuck you.

He's got a big head, and little arms, you jerk booty.

They don't call him DD for nuthin'.

I love my turtle neck. It's got three freckles on it in the shape of a triforce.
Everytime I look at it I find more freckles.

That poor snake.