AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Then come on over. I'll ask my daddy to grill you something. I don't even bother with the meats when he wants to grill. I remember I made lime marinade and I marinade for a whole day and then my daddy grilled it and the meat wasn't done! Then, we had to stick it in the oven (since daddy didn't want ...

My daddy sucks at grilling steak. It's like five minutes on each side and then he brings it in. It's so raw that it yelps when I stick a fork in it.

Nucky loved fire. The acrid smell of smoke stung the young woman's nostrils. A small smile, like a smirk due to the stilling scar across the left side of her mouth, stretched across her face, but didn't reach her eyes. The fire reminded her too closely of the time where she wrote a novel, printed it...

It's okay. I know self defense.

Hi guys!!!

My tiddies are too big for my bra. It sucks.

Nucky went into the jungle. It was hot and the bugs were eating her. Annoyed with it, she exploded. She didn't die or anything. She came back together, but now, the bugs stayed the hell away. It was awesome.

I'm listening to my dad snore. He's awake.

I want to play in your minecraft.

This person contacted me when I first created my dA. This person noticed that I had drawings of dogs and other animals and asked me any tips about how to draw. I told this person that in order to draw well, it was important to learn about the fundamentals of art (line, shape, color, etc.) and after ...

Name: Lynn "Lively" Taylor Element: Water Age: 34 Appearance: She is blonde and of normal height. She likes to wear dresses because she likes to look like a girl. She has gray eyes. She has a husky voice. She has scars on her too. Even her face. Personality: She likes to do anything that is dangerou...

I flew a kite today. It had Iron Man on it.

Also the way a girl pronounce things. I like a little more emphasis on the letters S and T. That is how I talk. People always make fun of it. Some people don't notice unless someone points it out though ^_^ They also make fun of the fact that I use "shall" and "ought". LOL. But that's because they ...

Cool. I feel like I got a trophy or something.

Yayyy. Corruption is a beautiful process though.