AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Syobon wrote:It does try to get rid of the holy trinity,

You mean stainless steel appliances, hardwood flooring and granite countertops?

Oh, wait, that's the kitchen designer's holy trinity.

Is it because Jake is fun and well written and Dirk is boring as hell?

Okay, good. I got to the description of "tissue turning into metal" and thought of that woman who grows gold out of her skin, then had to flee.

That can't be real, can it? I can't read shit like that so I can't look myself (anything medical and gross makes me want to puke, I don't know why)

Fiesta Ace Dick riding Mt. St. Lardass like a mechanical bull while punching it in the snout to establish dominance.

Marcato wrote:

TurboPunz wrote:And they only get better from there. End of Act 3 is my favorite.

Excuse me, I believe you mean End of Act 5.

Nope. Cascade is awesome, but I've rewatched EoA3 so many times I could probably remake it myself.

I don't play these games, am I exempt from your ranting? I mean, I would, but my brother has them on Steam, he doesn't let me use his computer and mine would probably come to life and murder me if I tried to run them. I mean, just think of how many polygons go into Miranda's butt alone, my computer ...

Am I the only one who makes all his floors out of half-blocks so that I don't have to worry about mobs spawning or adequate lighting?
It makes bedrooms make much more sense. Who sleeps in a bedroom almost as bright as outside at noon?

Exeres wrote:Finished Act 2. That was an epic... cutscene? I guess you could call it that.

Flash. They're called Flashes.

And they only get better from there. End of Act 3 is my favorite.

(must. avoid. spoiling.)

Miranda's face in the last panel.
I don't know why it's so funny.

Nefarious Bear wrote:I'm notorious for pressing early.

Is that what they call it these days?

Anyway, finally got to play Skyrim. 5 hours in and I already need to buy a house to keep all my crap in.

So how in the hell do I befriend the Jarl of Riften?

This.
Fucking.
Thread.
Is the most HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ

Blitz Walrus wrote:what if in the Post Scratch universe the Sufferer has not been forgotten.

Why would he be? And of course he wasn't forgotten, Karkat had to hide his blood color because of it.