AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Confession: I skimmed both this and Complacency of the Learned.
I just cannot bring myself to read them.

Same, I like giving things to people, I just wish I had enough cheddar to do so. My parents usually pay for all the gifts I give at Christmas

Nachalnik wrote:

“she wants the d” thats so sexist. what if “she”s male. what if “she”s a bigender individual with more than incidentally occurring agender tendencies

then she still wants the d

Woo we didn't suck at the stock market game
Bonus

johnlock 4 lyfe gtp-gay tru pareing!!!!!

If any of you come to my house with something bee related you're getting a kick in the face.

Have you ever considered finding a short guy and going as Penn and Teller for something

Mete wrote:Large

The wisdom of Smegma.King

"You often hear in high school English classes, for instance, that thinking about symbols is dumb or useless or “ruining the book.” But underneath it all, this is why we have language in the first place. We don’t really need language to share the news of your back pain: You can point at your back a...

I want to see a musical where the only person who doesn't burst into song is the main character. Who is also a psych major.

277. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'. 278. - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. 279. -Especially not with kazoos. 328. Regardless of how much Professor Snape's hai...

79. While wand safety is an important issue, I am no longer allowed to distribute any pamphlet, which makes reference to
Belinda the Buttless.

586 things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts is the best thing.

The copy for the graphic design page in the yearbook might end up being about me and two others who are taking two of the classes simultaneously, since that fits better with the yearbook's theme of "everyone you will ever meet is connected by an invisible thread to everyone else in the world" over t...

Bitch, that's the tubby custard machine.

SaintCrazy wrote:I'm... done? With finals? For the whole semester?

You mean I'm...... free?

I have to wait until sometime in January.
Luckily finals don't start until then, either.