AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My old computer teacher was thinking about getting me set up for that. What sort of things were involved? https://www.certiport.com/portal/Pages/TakeAnExamLogin.aspx Register for it, and do the practice exams, they're basically "run this frustrating program that simulates the program you're testing...

After touting how hard the Adobe certification exams are, my graphic design teacher was incredibly surprised that I managed to pass both Photoshop and Flash on the first time, becoming the only person she's ever had to double-certify twice on the same day on the first try.

I am having so much trouble trying to shoehorn Peach and her plunder chest into this comic.

Yorick, I will learn to drive, and then drive over to you and take you to therapy myself if I have to.

I have played Operation Mecha Engie so many times by now I have battle plans for Heavy, Scout and Pyro. Heavy gets projectile penetration, firing speed, knockback and ammo as soon as he can, on the Brass Beast. Extra cheddar is spent turning him into a damage sponge. Scout gets full movement upgrade...

Drew will definitely be a Fourth, if the channels they're on will allow it. That's probably why he's not been confirmed to be back in the first place, if the new WLIIA is on a different channel than Price is Right, he probably won't be allowed to go on it by contract. It's why that one Japanese doct...

I'm putting this here because it's related enough.

Torchwood.
Torchwood is a great show

Also season 2's ending is the saddest thing since Donna's ending. I cried like a baby over Toshiko

I finally decided to buy a PS3. I got MGS4, Hitman Absolution, Dark Souls, and Fallout 3 for it. I was going to get just MGS4 and MGR:R, but I decided not to so that I could get a few more games instead of just two. So far, I like the PS3 better than my Xbox, mainly because of free online and the f...

vealin99 wrote:I got the christmas boots for scout
yay?

I never take mine off
I don't care if my enemies can hear me jingling from a mile away it's christmas time dammit

How in the hell is that useless
I would get so much more done

D-vid wrote:Become the spelling bee world champion. From there? World Domination.

You don't type in spelling bees.

Confessions went on a tangent for this and I don't want it to stop so here

Think of the most useless superpower you can, or debunk the uselessness of another superpower.

The power to type any word you know without typos, but only if you've never typed it before.

Loading the stupid certiport Photoshop Certification pretest thing screws up my mouse until I reboot my laptop.
It goes places by itself, stops responding randomly and clicks when I don't want it to.

The stupidity and terribleness of the test itself is a whole other story.

The most fun part of that game is disproving a superpower's uselessness. "Well, see, the ability to modify one's sense of smell would enable the person to operate a secret lair in a really smelly area, which they could pay for using cheddar they get by working in a really smelly job that nobody els...

Thing that ticks me off: why does Photoshop make everything take 4+ steps to do something simple? I have never liked photoshop, ever. I know I'm alone in that camp, but, AHGH. Stop doing things I don't want you to do! because Photoshop isn't designed for simplicity and is designed for powerful tool...