AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm sick of walking into places with "now hiring" signs that want me to fill out online applications. If I'm there, at your store, asking for employment, the least you could do is give me a solid sheet of paper. Ignore it all you want afterward, but jesus christ let me at least think there's a chan...

My favorite servers are the ones that allow pre-match-start teamkilling all-melee deathmatches. Reminds me of how one of the servers I regular crashed and went to itemtest, so the admin turned on teamkilling and forced everyone into demoman. This happened to me one time, except the admin also turne...

Besides, usually you don't ask if they want fries because they tell you. You ask what they want to drink/the size of said fries.

Inaccurate insults are the worst. If you're going to insult someone at least do it the right way, god.

The downside to being friends with a bunch of really religious people is that my Facebook is full of Christian stuff
The upside is that being filled with that stuff means that there's very very few memes.

I have my debit card but I won't get paid anything until like 2 weeks from now
i want to buy thingggggggs

Because one of my hobbies is looking up terrible things on the internet and laughing at them.

I get that. The thing is though, he's not saying those things, he's flat out refusing to let me quit.

Yeah, Chance isn't the only animal on there. You also have the dragons whose names I don't know

I told my dad I was planning on quitting and he flat out refused to let me entertain the thought
Excuse you it's my fucking job

Omnithea wrote:I won't defend most of the industry's practices, but I understand why they wait a couple weeks before you get to handle cheddar.

I was hired to be cashier one day before my friend Carlie. She has been on the register all 5 days she's worked.

That is the worst way to spell that name
Katie, go slap your dad.

I've worked at Wendy's for six days and I am about half a thought away from quitting, it's fucking terrible goddamn I know jobs are bad and there's no such thing as a enjoyable entry level job but holy shit the conditions in this place are unacfuckingceptable. EDIT: The reasons I managed to come up ...

Dire wrote:I got complimented a lot at work today. The store manager called me a gun.

Does that mean he wants to shoot you?

Can you not be a dick to people who are upset about something they like being radically altered?